Thursday, June 26th 2008
Yes, That's Angelina....
Or maybe it's James Haven wearing a wig and a pillow? I'm not sure. InTouch Weekly has these pictures of of a still knocked up Angie in France four days ago. I know you've been up all night wondering if the chosen ones' golden feetsies have touched our mortal soil yet. Well, they are still cozy and safe in Angie's holy oven.
And we care because Angie and Brad are the most wonderfuliest, amazingiest and beautifuliest couple in the entire known universe and beyond! Don't you know?!
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@ LoLo.. *opens up front of undies* Oh this mixture better be good.. *sneaks into meth lab*
Hey Good lookin, Whatcha got cookin.. How bout cookin somethin up for Peeeee!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 26, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Sorry to get in your faces about this, but it's really fucking juvenile.
This is the Internet, no one's getting in anyones faces. I respect your opinion and everyone elses here, but if you don't like whats being said, shake it off and read the next post.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
cain't we all jist git along??
okay for laughs.
I can't figure out why these morons want so many kids.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Brad Pitt is so stupid......
Lets give this shit the Madonna Treatment!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 26, 2008 - 3:46pm.
LCT, I see your point, and I will just skip reading any comments about LA anymore....
now let's move on, and say something that will make me laugh! (wink)
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A very enormous person walked down the hall and got so out of breath it spent the next 20 minutes dry-heaving in the bathroom next to my office. Nevermind, that's not funny.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
ESE, ain't that the truth!
hehehehehee
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Mia Farrow II. Just sayin'.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
*tosses panty bomb and runs*
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 26, 2008 - 3:45pm.
*mumbles* or some of us it is fun to poke at the loon...
Ay carumbah!
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Fuck, the way that's reacted to we might as well be drowning toilet bats.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 26, 2008 - 3:41pm.
I do not want to fight
strange as it is, fighting seems to be inevitable in a Brangie thread, dahlin'
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
*jumps on swingset*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
LCT, I see your point, and I will just skip reading any comments about LA anymore....
now let's move on, and say something that will make me laugh! (wink)
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
I've been gone an hour and only 100 posts.
*leans back in chair*
*big sigh of releif*
*mumbles* or some of us it is fun to poke at the loon...
Ay carumbah!
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Sorry I asked a question! No reason to take it out on Oakie for merely answering it. . .
Submitted by oklahoma on June 26, 2008 - 3:41pm.
*picks out wedgie* OH that felt good!! now do it again! I want Atomic action this time!!!
*looks up atomic wedgie, heads back to meth lab to mix some chemicals for a panty bomb*
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 26, 2008 - 3:41pm.
LCT, I am not getting into it with you. I do not want to fight.
I just want everyone to let it go, and have some fun.....is that so bad?
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No, it's not bad. People ARE having fun talking about all the shit things HA/LA used to do. She was a pain in a lot of people's assholes for a long time, and now that she's gone we can reflect on it. Is THAT so bad??? What's the big fucking deal?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Rocket, I agree.
She will totally chew him up and spit him out.
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
I don't think this picture is Brangelina approved...otherwise that nanny would have definately been cropped out,
Its MK's fault, HE is taunting the Tardaloonies in his recent posts about The Holy Ones.
ha ha ha ha ha!
That man aint no fool! He doesnt kiss the butt that sends him hate mail unless it was just a silly bitch fight between him and Anderson Cooper.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
I can't wait to see how this is all going to end-that is when the shit hits the proverbial fan and Angelina Jolie moves on to someone else like a new co-star.
As Madame S said awhile back, these two have gone from 1 to 6 kids in less than 3 years. Just the chaos of that alone must be intense. Add to that the endless wanderings from home to home and you have all the makings of some serious drama when this ends
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If that happens who's going to be dumber than Brad Pitt to latch onto someone with 6 kids- at least on a permanent basis.
LCT, I am not getting into it with you. I do not want to fight.
I just want everyone to let it go, and have some fun.....is that so bad?
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
*picks out wedgie* OH that felt good!! now do it again! I want Atomic action this time!!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
How about, instead of people constantly giving everyone in here shit for even MENTIONING LA/HA's name, you realize that just as soon as someone's gone from SIGHT does not mean they're gone from MEMORY.
No one's seen Hitler in a long time but people still talk about him for the simple fact that it's CONVERSATION. My fucking God.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by oklahoma on June 26, 2008 - 3:36pm.
LoLo.. I know, I almost died when I seen the word Tampax typed by StockBroker.. That was Heavy!
Ummmm i didnt see you raise your hand before commenting. Please go stand with your nose to the chalk board!
* gives you wedgie when your back is turned. Gives myself one for good measure*
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
LoLo.. I know, I almost died when I seen the word Tampax typed by StockBroker.. That was Heavy!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Stock Broker said Tampax!
Tampaxalina Jolie Pitifulalina Jones is on his adpotion papers.
Okie ....
*pisses pants and runs to ladies room!*
Cheese monsters and shit!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
God I love Johnny Depp!!!
On topic,
Angie is so dumb, when Maddox askes her for crack and she bends over and says here.
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Well, KidL I guess didn't know what happened. If you hadn't been here when It went down, surely you would have wanted someone to tell you about it w/ someone else getting all LA w/ you. Basically, don't put my name in anything that you are bitching about. That's all, b/c no one did nothing wrong.
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Where are those wild boars?
I thought Maddox and Tampax would be riding them around the compound with cowboy boots and guns blazzing.
If that's St. Angelina in the photo, I hope a bird shits on her head.
okie, I just don't understand why people have to keep talking about her.....it's just unnecessary.
have a nice day.
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
PSL, Why don't you drop it.. Or how about you come right on in and comment w/ a rude rant.. Oh snap, You already did.. WTF, So I replied to someones question.. Big fucking deal.. Hey why don't you bless us w/ a story about what you're doing later.. Why don't you drop that!!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Isn't the compound on like a 1000 acres or something crazy like that? How the hell did papz get this shot? Flying over head? I thought we would be free of these idiots for awhile- I guess no such luck (one lives in hope and dies in despair). You'd think they would atleast get a shot of one of the kids riding the boar!!
Submitted by LookUpYourEx on June 26, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 26, 2008 - 3:17pm.
KidL, She's here, but she's pretending like she is someone else. We all know who she is, but she likes to play games. She still talks in sentences that don't make sense. And has Big Ole Lips as her Ave. But I'm sure its killing her to not comment about stuff like she used to.
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She's Latin Honey Cups, complete with the occasional Spanish for Dummies phrase thrown in with her inane comments.
I think she's got herself attached to some kind of machine that automatically zaps her with a few volts any time she even thinks about going postal on an Angie thread.
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WHO FUCKING CARES?
Drop it already! Sheesh, you guys are never happy! If she's not here you bitch about her, and if she IS here, you bitch about her.....let it go!
Sorry to get in your faces about this, but it's really fucking juvenile. Enough.....please.
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Submitted by oklahoma on June 26, 2008 - 3:17pm.
KidL, She's here, but she's pretending like she is someone else. We all know who she is, but she likes to play games. She still talks in sentences that don't make sense. And has Big Ole Lips as her Ave. But I'm sure its killing her to not comment about stuff like she used to.
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She's Latin Honey Cups, complete with the occasional Spanish for Dummies phrase thrown in with her inane comments.
I think she's got herself attached to some kind of machine that automatically zaps her with a few volts any time she even thinks about going postal on an Angie thread.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 26, 2008 - 2:10pm.
thank God, it's hot as hell here!
on topic, I got nuffin..
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Gawd I wish all these celebs would just go away,it's so annoying. Wait a minute - if they did that there would be no d-listed. Oh hell no!!!
Submitted by KidL on June 26, 2008 - 8:15pm.
P.S. Did Jolie's #1 Fan finally get banned from here or did she throw one of her tantrums and leave for a few days? Normally she would be on this like white on rice.
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She was banned. Look up the Angie thread on June 16th, Stoney (I think it was) broke the news that LA/HA had been banned. Again.
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
KidL, She's here, but she's pretending like she is someone else. We all know who she is, but she likes to play games. She still talks in sentences that don't make sense. And has Big Ole Lips as her Ave. But I'm sure its killing her to not comment about stuff like she used to.
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
P.S. Did Jolie's #1 Fan finally get banned from here or did she throw one of her tantrums and leave for a few days? Normally she would be on this like white on rice.
I can't wait to see how this is all going to end-that is when the shit hits the proverbial fan and Angelina Jolie moves on to someone else like a new co-star.
As Madame S said awhile back, these two have gone from 1 to 6 kids in less than 3 years. Just the chaos of that alone must be intense. Add to that the endless wanderings from home to home and you have all the makings of some serious drama when this ends.
christine the hoff on June 26, 2008 - 3:08pm
Yes, but it must be skort.
Mom skorts are sexy.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
LOVE CARROTTOP on June 26, 2008 - 2:59pm
Baiter.
Egger on'er...
♥
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by KidL on June 26, 2008 - 8:02pm.
Seriously, am I the only one who wants to go on a vacay to the moon when the Chosen Twins are born because I want to avoid the sickly-sweet mountains of PR this is going to get?
Hell no. Me too. At least we can laugh at them saying what a wonderful mother she is whilst they cut out the chosen ones, pass them to the baby nurse and get the nannies to tell the other kids they need to step up their pap faces as there's a pair of new stars in town. Just before she goes off for those Chinese twins she's been promising herself. So the golden ones will wither in light of the 'ones who suffered in a non blob way' and peace will reign again.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
jebus, can't she dissapear for one day?
also, can I wear mom shorts, it's too hot for mom jeans.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Angie is a good mom.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site
****"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"****** yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
Joanne--Cute kids!♥
How can I get me some of those?!?!!?
I guess in order to have grandchildren you have to have children first, huh?
Damn rules and regulations.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Submitted by joanne on June 26, 2008 - 3:02pm.
lol,,figured it out. My grandkids, kaylee in the middle, JD and Steven on the sides, the boys are twins.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Sweet little ones!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
lol,,figured it out. My grandkids, kaylee in the middle, JD and Steven on the sides, the boys are twins.
on topic her belly is too high.
Hey, MK, you forgot to mention that they are the Greatest Humanitarians Evah!
In fact, they apparently want the whole world to know how magnificent they are!
Seriously, am I the only one who wants to go on a vacay to the moon when the Chosen Twins are born because I want to avoid the sickly-sweet mountains of PR this is going to get?