Thursday, June 26th 2008
Yes, That's Angelina....
Or maybe it's James Haven wearing a wig and a pillow? I'm not sure. InTouch Weekly has these pictures of of a still knocked up Angie in France four days ago. I know you've been up all night wondering if the chosen ones' golden feetsies have touched our mortal soil yet. Well, they are still cozy and safe in Angie's holy oven.
And we care because Angie and Brad are the most wonderfuliest, amazingiest and beautifuliest couple in the entire known universe and beyond! Don't you know?!
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 26, 2008 - 4:28pm.
aahh! the EEG!... the yin to my yang!... the EEG to my ESE!... *settin' up shots*
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 1:23pm.
I sincerely doubt that Brad gives a fuck either way about Jen. I know I don't.
I never thought one way or another about them as a couple. When they split up I was like, "What took so long?" When he go together with Jolie, I was, "Yeah, whatever, meh."
It's not about those three, it's about you.
You are bizarre.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
I will not be ignorned, EveryStrangersEyes!
*clicks light on*
*clicks light off*
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
ESE,
When picking up vodka yesterday, I was pleased to see it come with a mini kahlua. Totally thought of you while drinking a black russian.
Jenfraud, we don't bitch about the Jolieshits cause we lurves Jen, we do it because they are batshitcrazy children collecting media whores.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 26, 2008 - 11:48am.
A very enormous person walked down the hall and got so out of breath it spent the next 20 minutes dry-heaving in the bathroom next to my office. Nevermind, that's not funny.
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Yes it is. It just is-- call me weight prejudiced, I don't give a fuck, but it is. I do not automatically have a prejudice against all overweight people, and I know it can be hard to fight a weight problem, but.....I used to work with a woman who hovered between 450-500 pounds. We worked in an extremely large building, yet when she would walk down the aisles you could lterally time how close she was to getting to your desk by how hard your computer monitor would shake. She ate constantly, broke several reinforced heavy duty work chairs and would cry every time, going to HR to file a harassment complaint if someone so much as smiled when she did so. She then ended up faking a fall in Wal-Mart and tried to sue them, but they had the whole thing on tape, so she ended up getting arrested.
Those are the type of people who ruin it for those with genuine thyroid or genetic disorders that destine them to be overweight. So if you laugh, so what? It was fucking funny.
OT--
Jenfraud: Here's a fucking clue: We AREN'T Jen fans. We just can stand the skank that is Jolie. In fact, we probably would have hated her long before she hooked up with Brad Pitt, but no one fucking cared about the talentless twit before that. There is a big difference between hating someone and loving their rival, you brain dead loonie.
Submitted by Always Sunny on June 26, 2008 - 4:25pm.
I imagine your LOL as sounding really scary and villain-like. You are creepy...
watch yourself... she may come boil your wabbit!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
oklahoma,
I LOVE that movie! I'm a little off people say...
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 4:20pm
I imagine your LOL as sounding really scary and villain-like. You are creepy...
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Sometimes people get cut. Sometimes they get cut in half.
---I Know Who Killed Me
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by LoLo on June 26, 2008 - 4:18pm.
JENFRAUD SUCKS AS BAD AS ANNISTON DOES!
Oh poor thing, don't try so hard. A dead giveaway sweetheart :)
"sweetheart" is a dead give away to you crazy cunt sniffer.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 4:14pm.
There's a man on the wing of this plane!
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Clarisse. Are you watching Twilight Zone the Movie.. ooooooo, Scary stuff! *pees bed*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
LoLo,
You're wonderland = way cooler than Alice's!!!
ESE,
OT: ME neither!
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 1:20pm.
for three long years complaining
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Hello Pretzel? This is Potato Chip. You're salty!!!!
And speaking of chips, you've got a few screws loose.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
YAY Angelina. I do love her so. I think she's marvelous and my only complaint is that the bitch refuses to wear color. She has the prettiest eyes and a soft green would just make them pop. Black is sexay but not every damn day. Although if I was that pregnant a sheet in any color would suffice.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 4:20pm.
high five to Clarisse!!
OT: yeah, i'm not botherin'!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by LoLo on June 26, 2008 - 4:18pm.
JENFRAUD SUCKS AS BAD AS ANNISTON DOES!
Oh poor thing, don't try so hard. A dead giveaway sweetheart :)
_Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 4:19pm.
ESE,
Cats and rabbits
Would reside in fancy little houses
And be dressed in shoes
And hats and trousers
my joints would roll themselves
the air would taste like cotton candy
there would be rivers of beer
my boy friend would work out and get his old body back
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 1:14pm.
Angelina's Oscar buzz film "Changeling" will retain its prestigious release date in November.
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Exactly. EVERYONE in Hollywood would sell their grandmothers to the Arabs to have their film released on Veterans Day.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 26, 2008 - 4:18pm.
at this point... i'm drunk WWAAYY too early and laughin' my ass off at this silly thread!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
ESE,
Cats and rabbits
Would reside in fancy little houses
And be dressed in shoes
And hats and trousers .
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 26, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Jenfraud, none of us are even Jen "fans".
Oh the usual excuse. If it wasn't for JenJen's pathetic Pity Party crying spree, none of you would be here for three long years complaining about the Jolie-Pitts. All your life misery lashing out through the virtual punching bag, the Jolie-Pitts. Hey, whatever keeps you away from hurting people around you. LOL!! This is a cheap therapy.
JENFRAUD SUCKS AS BAD AS ANNISTON DOES!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
ESE, I hear ya.
I just had to point that last thing out to the fucking loser.
How's your day going dear?
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 26, 2008 - 4:15pm.
don't get hung up, dahlin'.... let me quote a great verse...
"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Jenfraud, none of us are even Jen "fans". we just all agree that you are a pathetic asshole.
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
There's a man on the wing of this plane!
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 26, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Awww. One thing is for sure. The onset of reality is truly hurting Jen Fans. I know, New Line Cinema is gone so her little romcom got tossed away into the No Man's Land of February release. Angelina's Oscar buzz film "Changeling" will retain its prestigious release date in November. So sorry. And you too, repeat. Brad is gone, Brad is gone. LOL!
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 4:08pm.
wow... WOW.... just... WOW!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 1:08pm.
You are a complete Fucktard. Please go somewhere else.
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Submitted by K2 on June 26, 2008 - 3:28pm.
Just for everyone's amusement, here is what you wrote and outed what your fantasy is: Brad still cares for your JenJen!! Bwahahaha! Oh the power of desperate imagination of a sad sad JenFan losing her Prince Brad. Priceless!
Submitted by K2 on June 23, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Pitt will [...] extend his genuine concern if he thinks John isn't right for her. Just like he apparently did when she was seeing Paul S. Doesn't want her, but would rather no one else have her either!!!
Repeat after me. Brad is gone. Brad doesn't care for Jen. Brad is gone.
Submitted by M.E. on June 26, 2008 - 4:03pm.
LCT, I just don't understand why 8 large people would cram themselves into an elevator.
Why not just take the next one?
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Because that would mean they'd have to wait an extra 2 minutes to get their hands on the morning's jelly donuts, and they may not make it in time if they wait.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
LCT, I just don't understand why 8 large people would cram themselves into an elevator.
Why not just take the next one?
Submitted by M.E. on June 26, 2008 - 3:58pm.
One of them was a woman, when she got out (mind you, they were only in there for like 5 minutes, 10 at the most, on the phone with me the entire time)she was bawling, started hyperventalating and asked for an ambulance? Yet, while on the phone with me, calm cool and collected.
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Maybe in between the time she talked to you and the time she got out she realized how enormous she was and lost her shit. Or maybe she wanted to distract people from the fact that a bunch of huge people broke the elevator.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
M.E.,
"Who's that old man the AJ double is talking to?"
That's Benjamin Button.
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 26, 2008 - 3:56pm.
rotten wench!!.. the only reason i showed up there was for the donuts!!
OT: wait a sec... is it still daytime?.. why isn't AJ in her coffin?
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
LOVE CARROTTOP on June 26, 2008 - 3:55pm
LICKS!
On T: Skeletina is catching a shadow, I thought her kind couldn't.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by M.E. on June 26, 2008 - 2:58pm.
One of them was a woman, when she got out (mind you, they were only in there for like 5 minutes, 10 at the most, on the phone with me the entire time)she was bawling, started hyperventalating and asked for an ambulance?
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Perhaps you misunderstood and she meant: WHAAAMBULBANCE!
♥ Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 26, 2008 - 11:53am.
Submitted by M.E. on June 26, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Dumb lazy asses. How hard is it to walk down ONE flight of fucking stairs.
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If I compiled all of the anger and irritation over fat people who take the elevator one floor I could blow up Mars. Or Angelina.
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One of them was a woman, when she got out (mind you, they were only in there for like 5 minutes, 10 at the most, on the phone with me the entire time)she was bawling, started hyperventalating and asked for an ambulance? Yet, while on the phone with me, calm cool and collected.
WTF?
StockBroker.. Crap, I sure hope that's their real names, Cause that's what I got tattoed on my ass. I loves these kids. I'm a real fan, I am!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
LCT, I thought that was funny...I guess I am as mean as ESE and MrsK.....lol
CUNext....I already said I would skip the comments, so no worries.
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 26, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 26, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Made me laugh...but I am shallow and mean
you're shallow and mean too?!?!... how have i missed you at the meetings?!LOL!
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I'm the one who shows up early, eats all the donuts, fucks the group moderator and then dashes out to the Overeaters Anonymous meeting OR the Sexaholics meeting.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 26, 2008 - 3:53pm.
LCT. well, I know I don't always enjoy what others here post either, it would suck if we all agreed all the time.
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How DARE you disagree with me beehotch.
*smooch*
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Wow...i step away from the puter for an hour and everything goes to POOP!
Can't we all just get along??
LoLo....you crack me up!! Thanks. :D
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
Submitted by M.E. on June 26, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Dumb lazy asses. How hard is it to walk down ONE flight of fucking stairs.
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If I compiled all of the anger and irritation over fat people who take the elevator one floor I could blow up Mars. Or Angelina.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
LCT. well, I know I don't always enjoy what others here post either, it would suck if we all agreed all the time.
On T: wonder if Skeletina likes Fake Tapas and Flan?
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
LoLo & Oklahoma ...did I miss something?
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I have no idea what the Brangelina brats names are except for Maddox.
Maddox
Tampax
Ziebart
Shiloaf
and, I don't really want to know them either.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 26, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Made me laugh...but I am shallow and mean
you're shallow and mean too?!?!... how have i missed you at the meetings?!LOL!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Who's that old man the AJ double is talking to?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 26, 2008 - 11:48am.
A very enormous person walked down the hall and got so out of breath it spent the next 20 minutes dry-heaving in the bathroom next to my office. Nevermind, that's not funny.
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Sure it is. How about teh 8 lard asses that sardined themselves into an elevator only to get stuck because they overloaded it and it turned itself off.
Dumb lazy asses. How hard is it to walk down ONE flight of fucking stairs.
i don't think they will ever separate. they have 6 kids. brad wouldn't dare leave her and he is getting old and what guy will get involved with her with 6 kids...nah...although it will be funny to watch if it happenes.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 26, 2008 -
now let's move on, and say something that will make me laugh! (wink)
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A very enormous person walked down the hall and got so out of breath it spent the next 20 minutes dry-heaving in the bathroom next to my office. Nevermind, that's not funny.
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Made me laugh...but I am shallow and mean.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08