Thursday, June 26th 2008
Yes, That's Angelina....
Or maybe it's James Haven wearing a wig and a pillow? I'm not sure. InTouch Weekly has these pictures of of a still knocked up Angie in France four days ago. I know you've been up all night wondering if the chosen ones' golden feetsies have touched our mortal soil yet. Well, they are still cozy and safe in Angie's holy oven.
And we care because Angie and Brad are the most wonderfuliest, amazingiest and beautifuliest couple in the entire known universe and beyond! Don't you know?!
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ESE,
I'm easy.
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
LCT,
I hear ya! When you got prime property, you gotta keep the bitches back!
PSL,
*tips hat*
I could drink an irishman under the table
My parents are so proud!
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
ESE, hehehehehhee
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 26, 2008 - 5:07pm.
I am a cheap date. I get wasted pretty easily from alcohol
and PSL takes the lead!!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
ESE,
You are gonna have all the slurts here pushing and shoving in the queue to be your wife.
I recommend you ask for submission of nude photos and base the decision of that.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 26, 2008 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 5:02pm.
People dont like retarded children to hang out in bars either. You are like the retarded kid who cant stop licking toilet seats in our dive bar.
Lovely! Congrats on filling your head with that image. Must be delightful for you.
Clarisse, HAHAHAHAHAHHA
ESE, you've seen my MS, but Clarisse can probably drink me under the table. I am a cheap date. I get wasted pretty easily from alcohol....but I am a fun drunk!
Ask TV about my late night drunk typing....lol
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 5:02pm.
People dont like retarded children to hang out in bars either. You are like the retarded kid who cant stop licking toilet seats in our dive bar.
Karen Flatts - I couldn't agree more with what you said. I agree that being large is in your genes, but people let it get to the point it does, then try to blame the world for their obesity (ie, people suing McDonald's for making them fat). They take no responsibility for the fact that they're so large they can't walk anymore. They think it's Doritos' fault for selling chips that they're on the couch eating them instead of out in the park having a jog.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 5:03pm.
*shoves PSL outta the way*
ESE,
So....what, uh, so, you uh, come here often?
HAHAHAHA!... i got nothin' for that one!.. classic!!LOL!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 26, 2008 - 1:58pm.
you're not allowed at the shallow and mean meetings anymore!!LOL!
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Oh, poo! *stomps off*
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 4:42pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
Um, i think if you went to a Gerard Butler av we would all feel better.
I'm just sayin....
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I know. Alas, I couldn't handle the sharing anymore.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
*shoves PSL outta the way*
ESE,
So....what, uh, so, you uh, come here often?
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 26, 2008 - 5:00pm.
submit your resume... including alcohol tolerance, we can make a deal!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 26, 2008 - 4:59pm.
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I've asked you many times and you've refused to answer (prolly cause you don't HAVE an answer that makes any sense) however, why do you care so much that she is a fraud.
Right back at you, I thought I answered you, Ms Pot=kettle. Why do you care so much about Angelina and Pitt? We pick our flavor, and mine happens to be Jennypoo the Fraud. So yours is Angelina. My question to you is, why are YOU bothered I take up on Aniston?
ESE, then you are a lucky bastard! Need a trophy wife?
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 1:40pm.
I'm sure I'm quite harmless compared to Aniston's manufactured SWEET image. Now that FRAUD is so polished, she managed to fool so many. It's SCAAAARY!
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I've asked you many times and you've refused to answer (prolly cause you don't HAVE an answer that makes any sense) however, why do you care so much that she is a fraud. So the fuck what? She probably is a fraud, so is 3/4 of Hollywood. Why does it take up so much of your emotional energy? Seriously, I am curious. I just want to understand.
Sit, we'll talk. Tea or coffee?
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Mrs.Kravitz,
I am a giver. In all fairness though, i tell people ahead of time, and it clears up with an ointment.
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 26, 2008 - 4:55pm
We are concerned about your mental health.
We are givers, we give, it is what we do.
hell, i don't give a shit about her/his mental state... you're not allowed at the shallow and mean meetings anymore!!LOL!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 1:35pm.
then why are they hot and bothered when I criticize Jennypoo
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We are not concerned with Jen. We are concerned about your mental health.
We are givers, we give, it is what we do.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 26, 2008 - 1:41pm.
Sad isn't it? It seriously pisses me off when people complain that weight prejudice is the last "acceptable" prejudice. No, it's not, but you can't blame people for getting irritated with people who practically eat themselves into a coma and then complain they can't wake up. I have heard that food-addiction is one of the hardest to kick, because it is practically the only addition that you have to keep doing to live. Still, I don't exactly overdo it on the oxygen, you know? Ok, bad example, but you get my drift.
Just a funny side note to that story-- that same woman ended up filing a lawsuit against the jail because her cot, which was BOLTED to the wall, came loose and sent her flying to the cement floor. She filed for inadequate conditions and "humiliation". Funny, I thought the humiliation would have kicked in when they had to order the size 82 jumpsuit. And they are pink around here for the wommen. Can you imagine???
Best part-- the judge in the civil suit against the jail dismissed her case, after thoroughly reaming her out and telling her to take responsibility for her own issues and to, and I quote "put down the Haagen Dazs". How long before the lawsuit against him gets filed, you think??
Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 4:48pm.
oooh!... you said twister!... TV's gotta show now!LOL!
*edited*... sold my restaurant, takin' a couple of years off... i guess it's better called sabbatical
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
PSL-I got your email doll. Who has the Wheel of Celebrity Love, I want a spin to see if I love JA, AJ, or BP today. Or was that the Celebrity Ouija Board that let me know which celeb I am suppose to love today?
A Game??!?!?!?!
*pulls off pants*
*pulls out the twister sheet*
Okie,
Where are you???
ESE,
How do you retire at 31??? sign my ass up!
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Brad isnt gone, im making him use his mouth as toilet paper as we speak. Tranny bitch!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 26, 2008 - 4:43pm.
31, dahlin'!!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
hey Slutts! Not that I know of, but I'll look around for you! I sent you an MS message...curious about your thoughts on something.....
Jenfraud, yeah, I'm so embarrassed. I think I'll go cry now.
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 26, 2008 - 4:45pm.
You don't care for JenJen, why are you bothered by "Brad is gone". Don't out yourself so easily. It's embarrassing LOL
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Oh sorry you want to play too?
play what?... i'm up for playing.. you like "Chutes and Ladders"... i kick ASS at that game!!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 26, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Jenfraud sucks the blood from my tampons
Hey dear, you too. "Brad is gone. Brad is gone". One more time, "Brad is gone". There.
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along with any sense you may have had.
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
PSL....any new Johnny Depp pics? I'm asking not for myself, but on behalf of...uh..er...for Dv8, yeah for Dv8.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 26, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Jenfraud sucks the blood from my tampons
Hey dear, you too. "Brad is gone. Brad is gone". One more time, "Brad is gone". There.
ESE:
how old are you? You're retired? I always thought you were in your 20's/early 30's.....did you just get rich young? hehehhehe....lucky bastard who doesn't have to work!
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Jenfraud needs to loosen up the duct tape around that tiny penis you have tucked between your legs. It's making you so angry.
angry fat trany mess!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 26, 2008 - 4:39pm.
so, that didn't have anything to do with me, right?... just wondering
Oh sorry you want to play too? You don't 'care' for JenJen? Anyway, go on. "Angelina got Brad. Agenlina got Brad". There, there.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
Um, i think if you went to a Gerard Butler av we would all feel better.
I'm just sayin....
ESE,
My rats ass is on *mute*
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 26, 2008 - 4:37pm.
sorry, i got no tips, i retired about 2 yrs ago... when i wake up it's time to drink!
OT: hhmmm, nah
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Karen Flatts - that is the most entertaining fat person story I've ever heard. There is a LARGE one here (who's apparently lost 150 lbs in a year already.. not sure how she could have packed on more than she's got) and holy Jebus. Get her talking for more than 2 mins and she's already out of breaf.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Always Sunny on June 26, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 4:20pm
I imagine your LOL as sounding really scary and villain-like. You are creepy...
I'm sure I'm quite harmless compared to Aniston's manufactured SWEET image. Now that FRAUD is so polished, she managed to fool so many. It's SCAAAARY!
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 4:37pm
so, that didn't have anything to do with me, right?... just wondering
OT: yep... even if i had a rat's ass... not givin' it!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Off Topic, but, it just went from Sunny to pitch black and pouring. It's like a scene from The Fog.
Must be an evil breeze blowing in...oh wait...
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Jenfraud sucks the blood from my tampons
ESE,
Awww thanks. Now any tips on how to forward time so that is is five o'clock and therefore socially acceptable to have a drink??
LoLo,
*crazy cunt sniffer* Classic.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 26, 2008 - 4:28pm.
ESE,
Jenfraud, we don't bitch about the Jolieshits cause we lurves Jen, we do it because they are batshitcrazy children collecting media whores.
Then you shouldn't care when I bitch about Aniston. Good try.
IslandGirl
I can tap dance too
Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 4:29pm.
I will not be ignorned, EveryStrangersEyes!
*clicks light on*
*clicks light off*
*channeling Caterpillar* ..."Keep your temper".... LOL!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
There's nothing quite like an AJ thread to bring out all the wackos. It's very entertaining!
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Jenfraud isnt fit to lick the ass of my wild boar collection
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 26, 2008 - 4:27pm
Yep, I'm definitely getting Alex Forrest vibes from that one.
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Sometimes people get cut. Sometimes they get cut in half.
---I Know Who Killed Me
Hey Jenfraud...huge and I mean bordering on psycho Angie fan over here. Waves from my perch atop the Brangeloonie Tree of Dysfunction. Just wanted to say arguing with these ladies and gents about Jenny Aniston is silly business especially since most of them can't stand her either. It's an equal opportunity hate. I just usually read through all the posts, cackle a few times, grimace others and move on. Why even go there with name calling and theatrics. Am I wrong to call you on it? Perhaps but seriously both Ang & Jen are doing just fine. Now how exactly do you guys think I could persuade Angelina to let me be one of the nannies? I have an almost spotless crimimal history and I know how to read. Right there should be enough to get an interview.