Thursday, June 26th 2008
Yes, That's Angelina....
Or maybe it's James Haven wearing a wig and a pillow? I'm not sure. InTouch Weekly has these pictures of of a still knocked up Angie in France four days ago. I know you've been up all night wondering if the chosen ones' golden feetsies have touched our mortal soil yet. Well, they are still cozy and safe in Angie's holy oven.
And we care because Angie and Brad are the most wonderfuliest, amazingiest and beautifuliest couple in the entire known universe and beyond! Don't you know?!
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 2:05pm.
B.B.,
Lenny is Squiggies room-mate.
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How'd ya know the name of my breastestes?????
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 2:53pm.
That exposes Mrs. Kravitz as Aniston sympathizer.
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Well, shoot. An "Aniston sympathizer"??!?!?!Damn that'll get a gal tarred and feathered in some of these here parts.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 26, 2008 - 5:58pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 26, 2008 - 2:46pm.
- Can anyone make sense out of these posts by Jenfraud?
What does this mean exactly?
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Quite frankly Jenfraud has outdone herself. She has proven that she is a far bigger nutcase than I had originally suspected. Seeing her on Perez Hilton is tame in comparison. I'd almost think she stopped taking her "schizo medication". She almost appears to be delirious. She is making it her plight to respond to everyone. I think she now thinks the thread is about her. Frightening.
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 2:59pm.
still waiting on your answers.
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This reminds me of the time Pudge and I were shopping and I asked him to hold my purse while I went to try on some things. He said "You have 10 minutes, do not keep me waiting, woman!" Of course I took 90 minutes and when I got back he was sitting there with my purse on his lap, looking for all the world like he was gonna explode! Oooh, he was sooooo mad. So, I calmed him down. I said, "Sorry Schmoopy-Poopie, did I keep you waiting? Time just flew by. Smooches!!!"
Then we went to Fortunoffs and he bought me a bauble.
Good times, good times.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 6:05pm
Is it? Is that reference?
I thought of Lenny from "Of Mice and Men" first, then maybe Lenny Kravitz.
Lenny "The Lone Wolf" Laverne & Shirley?
I need a damn drink now...
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
B.B.,
Lenny is Squiggies room-mate.
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 26, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Oh I see, since you seem rather 'slow' here is what:
Mrs. Kravitz wonders why I use my screen name JENFRAUD for exposing the fraud. So I asked why she isn't crying about yours and "Angelina Jolie-Pitt" hating on the Jolie-Pitts. She doesn't have an answer. Apparently it's OK for Jolie-Pitt haters to adopt the screen name attacking them, but not for Jennifer critics to adopt names like JENFRAUD. That exposes Mrs. Kravitz as Aniston sympathizer. Got it? Drink some milk. It might speed up your brain.
- Still makes no sense. All i got from that is some kind of schizo/paranoid gobble dee gook.
I don't know exactly what your reading but you might wanna try to take some english summer classes. Or change out your meds. OR BOTH!
I still wanna know who the fuck Lenny is....
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 26, 2008 - 5:58pm.
hey hypocrite, still waiting on your answers. Why aren't you blaming the Jolie-Pitt haters for adopting such screen name? Huh?
Submitted by K2 on June 26, 2008 - 5:52pm.
That's right, you are still hanging onto Jane Pitt also. You know, Jane and Bill are on stand-by coming to help out with the twins. Jane isn't holding the pathetic hands of your idol. I know, I know, everything hurts you so. Again, so sorry for you -- NO RED CARPET for your Jennypoo... I guess Marie Claire spread will be cancelled too... sniff.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 26, 2008 - 2:46pm.
- Can anyone make sense out of these posts by Jenfraud?
What does this mean exactly?
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it's pretty much crazy talk.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Zomay,
Come, we have a shirtless Hugh Jackman...follow me...leave the crazy alone...
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
Submitted by zomay on June 26, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Your wasted energy would have more purpose on disrupting a kiss ass type of website. IE: People.COM. Maybe you should try making friends here --
Awww what's wrong, can't take the truth exposed to you? Come on, be a sport.
Jenfraud no one here gives a shit about Jen, brangelina, John Mayer, or any other stupid ass. We don't care about useless, meaningless subject having to do with those people. Your wasted energy would have more purpose on disrupting a kiss ass type of website. IE: People.COM. Maybe you should try making friends here because we are the most neutral bunch of people on this subject. I get the feeling you need friends.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 26, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Oh I see, since you seem rather 'slow' here is what:
Mrs. Kravitz wonders why I use my screen name JENFRAUD for exposing the fraud. So I asked why she isn't crying about yours and "Angelina Jolie-Pitt" hating on the Jolie-Pitts. She doesn't have an answer. Apparently it's OK for Jolie-Pitt haters to adopt the screen name attacking them, but not for Jennifer critics to adopt names like JENFRAUD. That exposes Mrs. Kravitz as Aniston sympathizer. Got it? Drink some milk. It might speed up your brain.
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by K2 on June 26, 2008 - 3:28pm.
Just for everyone's amusement, here is what you wrote and outed what your fantasy is: Brad still cares for your JenJen!! Bwahahaha! Oh the power of desperate imagination of a sad sad JenFan losing her Prince Brad. Priceless!
Submitted by K2 on June 23, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Pitt will [...] extend his genuine concern if he thinks John isn't right for her. Just like he apparently did when she was seeing Paul S. Doesn't want her, but would rather no one else have her either!!!
Repeat after me. Brad is gone. Brad doesn't care for Jen. Brad is gone
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you loonie tune ... my writing that does not imply that I want him to care about her. What I said was " brad will probably call his mommy to have her extend his concern"... that doesn't sound unusual at all - considering he so desperately wants the world to believe they are still "great friends" as per his interview last year!!! he just wishes jen would be his friend!you dumb bitch.
Ugh.
There's a shirtless Hugh Jackman over there!!!
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Christ in Chex Mix.
Will this bullfuckery of a pissing match ever end?
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Submitted by zomay on June 26, 2008 - 5:35pm.
Jenfraud take a Pamprin and shut the fuck up.
Why the hostility? You aren't a Jen Fan either, right? I'm not offending anybody, just the Jennifer the Fraud. Don't get upset.
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 2:25pm.
So did you cry about "Angelina Jolie-Pitt" and "Bradiful Bitch" here, too?
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Only when they stood me up for the prom.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 26, 2008 - 5:21pm.
I do not have a cyber identity that is exclusvely devoted to "exposing." AJ. You have a cyber identity exclusively devoted to exposing the fraud
So did you cry about "Angelina Jolie-Pitt" and "Bradiful Bitch" here, too? I missed it. Pot.
- Can anyone make sense out of these posts by Jenfraud?
What does this mean exactly?
And who the fuck is Lenny from the other night?
Brad is Gone? Where did he go?
I don't understand. This must be special olympic loonanese language.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by K2 on June 26, 2008 - 5:43pm.
Again, my condolences for your JenJen film pushed back to No Man's land. No legitimate red carpet, just poolside ass cheeks for your pathetic idol for a while.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 26, 2008 - 5:21pm.
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 2:02pm.
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I gave fair warning weeks ago that Jenfraud would be the thorn in this sites side. She's an obnoxious antagonistic instigating wench - with no life. go figure.
Al the GD asswipe trolls. Jebus.
alright folks, gotta tip the hat for a while... catch you all in the night time!!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Umm Hi Mrs. K!! Can I call you??? Or your Daddy, hell, I ain't picky. I'll even take bottom shelf...
*gasp*
Mrs Kravitz!!!!
I'm tellin!!!!!
EEG,
I was goin, then i saw "beetlejuice" and my whole body recoiled in horror. BAD EEG!!! BAD!!!
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Jenfraud take a Pamprin and shut the fuck up.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 26, 2008 - 5:32pm.
@ESE
My daddy owns a liquor store ♥
Call me, 'K?
and a new contender enters the ring!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 26, 2008 - 5:30pm.
(did knowledge of midget porn put me in the running ESE?)
midget porn is more TV's bag dahlin', but you're always in the running!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
@ESE
My daddy owns a liquor store ♥
Call me, 'K?
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Mrs. K.,
You are so right but what would Pudge say?
Clarisse and LCT,
I posted a link to even worse *famous* midget porn in the VT thread.
You are very welcome in advance. :)
(did knowledge of midget porn put me in the running ESE?)
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Sheeps on June 26, 2008 - 5:27pm.
Irish is not an excuse... well... except for double vision!
OT: what month is it?
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
@Jenfraud
" Right. Well, I have to - I have to go now, Duane, because I, I'm due back on the planet Earth."
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 2:25pm.
My bad. Must have read too much into the thread. Hey, I'm Irish.
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 5:25pm.
EEG,
As far as a nude pic, i don't have any...but i did make this little video with Verne Troyer.
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That is SO not funny. *pukes*
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Hey, uh, Sheeps! Um, NO! I was NOT trying to pick up ESE!! No!! All a misunderstanding!!
EEG,
As far as a nude pic, i don't have any...but i did make this little video with Verne Troyer.
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 26, 2008 - 5:21pm.
I do not have a cyber identity that is exclusvely devoted to "exposing." AJ. You have a cyber identity exclusively devoted to exposing the fraud
So did you cry about "Angelina Jolie-Pitt" and "Bradiful Bitch" here, too? I missed it. Pot.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 26, 2008 - 2:08pm.
I recommend you ask for submission of nude photos and base the decision of that.
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That would give me a very unfair advantage.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
I'm sorry... did I stumble onto Plenty of Fish and not realize....? My mistake.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
In fishing, this is known as a feeding frenzy.
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Right back at you, I thought I answered you, Ms Pot=kettle. Why do you care so much about Angelina and Pitt? We pick our flavor, and mine happens to be Jennypoo the Fraud. So yours is Angelina. My question to you is, why are YOU bothered I take up on Aniston?
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I don't dislike Angie any more than I dislike any of the other attention whores MK posts about.
I do not have a cyber identity that is exclusvely devoted to "exposing." AJ. You have a cyber identity exclusively devoted to exposing the fraud that is Jen Aniston. I don't go into a threads about Aniston and trash Angie. You go into threads about Angie and trash Aniston. You are convinced that we need to be reminded that "Brad is gone." It strikes me as odd. You have a weird kind of energy whose source and motivation escapes me.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 26, 2008 - 5:18pm.
easy solution!... let's all become Mormons!!... after that.. break out the chutes and ladders!!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by parissucksliterally
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ESE, you won't even have to talk to me. Just give me a credit card.
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ESE,
You don't have to pay me, talk to me, or call me the next morning.
(check-mate baby!)
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 26, 2008 - 2:08pm.
I recommend you ask for submission of nude photos and base the decision of that.
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I agree, only he needs to require a verifiable time stamp on them. Otherwise, he might be buying his-self a "princess" from Florida....
ESE....you are loved! By all your fake friends here!
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 26, 2008 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 2:11pm.
ESE,
I'm easy.
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ESE, you won't even have to talk to me. Just give me a credit card.
hahahahahahhahahha...top that Clarisse!
i feel so loved.. and on the brink of being used... yeah, thanks for that!LOL!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 26, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Speaking of Doritos, it reminds me of a time in my early twenties when one of my best(male) friends and his girlfriend would hang out in his basement and get stoned practically every night of the week. She would then devour an entire big bag of Doritos. They would occasionally then go out to a club and come in really late.
My other three best male friends and I got this really evil idea and created this giant fake bag of Doritos from four trash bags. We then tied it to the inside bottom of his garage door with a sign that said "Kristie's Midnight Snack". When they got home that night and used the automatic garage door opener, there it was, hanging right in front of them. They couldn't get in until she got out and took it down, and which point we took a picture of her carrying her "snack" into the house from the bushes. He didn't speak to us for a week.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 2:11pm.
ESE,
I'm easy.
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ESE, you won't even have to talk to me. Just give me a credit card.
hahahahahahhahahha...top that Clarisse!
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 26, 2008 - 5:08pm.
always the voice of reason, you are!.. how the hell did i miss that?!
OT: (just for you EEG).. i don't care!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"