Thursday, June 26th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Karolina Kurkova called "too fat" for the runway. Yeah, she's a real lardass - Egotastic!

Blair Waldorf's new man - Lainey Gossip

Ceiling Eyes continues to show off her fake rack - Hollywood Tuna

2007's Sexiest Man Alive is really getting into his newest role - Towleroad

Cristiano Ronaldo needs to put down the tweezer - Just Jared

Minnie Driver is in a bikini and she's still knocked up (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Cammy Diaz's new face? - Cityrag

Annie Hathaway skips town - Popsugar

Jamie Lynn's delivery room drama - IDLYITW

Nicky Hilton's chopsticks - Hollywood Rag

Posted by: Michael K


Considering all the models that come from Brazil I can see why they think she is fat. Well I think the girl is sexy, plump where you need to be plump. Muy caliente.

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Submitted by Cindyloo on June 26, 2008 - 1:59pm.

I knew immediately they were talking about Nicky Hilton's legs, but what in the world did Cameron do to her face? What is it with Hollywood that they feel they have to do so much plastic surgery?
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They're still fooled into thinking a)no one can tell, and b)it makes you look better.

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angel_i's picture

Damn, I'm such an ass. I totally thought she was someone else! She's too fat for the runway, yes.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I'm weirded out by KK's lack of belly button.

Yeah, she's not in perfect model shape but she's not fat. I agree with Jimmy, though- it's her job to be in shape and to fit fashion standards. It sucks, but that's the way it is.

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Cindyloo's picture

I knew immediately they were talking about Nicky Hilton's legs, but what in the world did Cameron do to her face? What is it with Hollywood that they feel they have to do so much plastic surgery?

Devore's picture

tmz ran with the kk item earlier this week.

being thin is a job requirement for models.

sorry, but it's true.

if you are not a model, you are not required to be a size double zero.

if you want to be a model, at the age of 25 you are too old and too short if your height is under five foot eight inches.

please do not use kate moss are your reference for the height requirement.

kk is looking plusher than usual, nothing a trip to the gym three times a week will not cure.

yes, she has to work on her body.

Jimmy Bocca's picture

I agree with the person who said she isn't fat but gees your a MODEL. Hit the gym and tone up girl thats ur fuccn paycheck right there. They have the easiest job in the world they should be able to want and be able to keep in shape.

angel_i's picture

Did Cameron really get work done? To look like that? She just looks like she's getting old, really.

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

She certainly is not runway model thin, but she is HWAT!
Runway models are typically skin and bones. [Someday I'll tell you about the years I spent in Paris on the runway...I lived on cigarettes and sparkling water...good times].

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Why is Minnie's belly so... ripply?

Cameron Diaz looks horrendous. Nice going twatlips.

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ab's picture

KK is nowhere near fat. she looks fine in the rest of the photos from that set. that bikini is hideous, though.

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Cammy has her eye on a Jonas brother next...hwore.
Uhhh, Karolina is fine, the cat walks got smaller.

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SpunkyBrewster's picture

No fat, but not fit enough to be modeling bikinis on runways with those back rolls

Miss Priss's picture

Cameron Diaz, there's nothing you can do anymore, hun. Embrace the fug. Tag! You're it.

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Larray's picture

Can we say Fatt Damon?

Miss Priss's picture

Karolina is not fat! Whatevs!

EEEEEK @ Nicki-icky Hilton. Eat something bitch.

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Hekki's picture

And Cameron Diaz looks like she has some new cheek implants. And something else... Doesn't the HGH give you that weird square jaw that everyone has now?

Hekki's picture

Karolina Kurkova is not fat. She looks very average. Actually, that's what *I* look like from behind (but I'm not tan). Still, I don't think she's fit enough to be walking a real designer runway.