The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 26th!

Thanks for the compliments, everyone!
Congrats, winners :)

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Life is short. So am I.

Chocolate milk! LMAO!

Thanks for the runner-uppance, Michael K. I'm not worthyyyyyyyyyyy! :)

Nice pic. I will post this pic on wealthy men for beautiful women site
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CindyBman: ewwwwwwwwwww lol GOOD ONE!

Thanks all you funny sluts! ☺

Nursery rhymes lie! Now I know for certain that the cow didn't actually jump over the moon....

Congrats winners. Still laughing at Euphoria's capiton.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make

Congrats to all the winners - way to go 'Dot'...Euphoria was on a roll with this one!

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

Congratulations everyone!

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.

Congrats to the winners! Whee!
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés

Poor Bessie is trying another game called "mouth-to-ass"on site " !!!.sugarmingle . com",That's funny...

The cheese that tastes like ass finally has a visual explanation.

Submitted by penneygal on June 26, 2008 - 12:57pm.
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.

A+ for wit and poetic effort.

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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?

Now we know why the milk ain't clean.

Happy cows come from California, specifically, San Francisco.

Ironically, the beef was the best salad tosser.

He said he liked tongue-in-cheek humor. And he wanted someone to humor him. Allrighty then!

That's what I call a free gift! These Milka Bitches absolutely rock!

and here i was thinking that chocolate milk really did come from chocolate cows.

Kevin Spacey is into cows.

How the old timey phrase "How now, brown cow?" turned into "How brown now, cow?"

""Easy Bake Oven, Eat that Muffin..." - Furious George

If I rub some chocolate on my ass, Kirstie Alley will surely want to lick it!

Submitted by Hoolrah on June 26, 2008 - 11:01pm.

Cow-a-bung-hole

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahaha! Awesomeness! That was great!

Cow-a-bung-hole

Ah, now I get why some companies call themselves creameries.

Poor Bessie was trying to protect her chichis by getting "ass-to-mouth disease." Unfortunately for her and pleasantly for him, farmer Bill made it up.

mooooove over butt-er!

always devonly

This cow can toss my salad any time he wants...

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes.

Pooooooooo!!!

Hey Diddle Diddle

The Cat and the Fiddle

The Cow licks a man in his moon.

The silly dog laughed to see such a sight

and the Dish barfed all over the spoon.

Q: Why did the Cow cross the road?
A: To stick its tongue in the Farmer's ass.

It never got as much traction as the chicken version.

Now we know why cows are sacred in India.

I've heard of having beef impacted in your colon but this is ridiculous.

Kirstie Alley REALLY wants a part in the new Woody Harrelson movie.

LOL penneygal. That was good.

right before this pic was taken he was overheard saying britney spears could kiss his ass

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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA

Old MacDonald had a Farm
E I E I O
And on that farm he had a
COW
E I E I O

With a Lick Lick here and a Lick Lick there...
here a Lick
there a Lick

everywhere (LITERALLY) a Lick Lick...

Old MacDonald had a Farm

E I E I O

Downunder cows eat Colin Hay

Gives 'Dog Bites Man' a whole new twist

A Kristie Alley sex tape? Wow... who knew?

PhaQ Bitch!!!

Ah! So that'a how they make chocolate milk!

“Look mom, it’s the Moo-n in the Man”

Upon seeing this, Mr. Ed said to Babe the Pig … “Elsie is such a brown-noser!”

Now that's an ass licker!!!

I wondered what had happened to Christopher Lowell.

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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"

...and that's where little gay brown cows come from.

Borden Milk's attempt at the political correct hiring of a gay cow go horribly wrong

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So you wanna see where chocolate milk comes from?

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