Jakey Poo And Reese Are Playing House
Yes, Jakey Poo is in the picture above. He's walking backwards so that the paps can get a shot of his hot ass. Power bottoms love to show off their best feature. Anygay, UsWeekly reports that Jakey Poo has packed up his Strawberry Shortcake suitcase and moved in with Reese Witherspoon and her kids. The kids are calling him Auntie Jake.
A source said that this is their first step towards marriage, "Marriage is definitely what they are working toward. They literally don't want to spend any time away from each other." Literally? They even do caca times together? That must be interesting.
Should I start to believe that this relationship is for reals and that Jakey Poo doesn't enjoy a juicy man tongue in his hedgehog hole? I mean, how long can they possibly keep this charade going? Wait, how long have John Travolta and Kelly Preston been married? That would answer my question.
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Sexay! There will be rainbows over Brentwood just in time fo Pride!
Jack Nasty loves you!!
That is impossible!Reese would never live with such guy,I'v seen her with a football star on a site " !!!.sugarmingle . com",That is not so fast!!
What I want to know is, why would she settle for being a beard? I don't think her career is winding down yet, so what gives? Is she really into girls (don't think so)? Is she just so tired of men after Ryan Phillipe that she's willing to turn into a younger version of Diane Von Furstenberg (I can see how this might be true)? Does Toothy want his own kids (possible) and she's willing to take his superior DNA for a third kid?
This is baffling. They're cute together, but marriage makes no sense for her (unless she is tired and just wants a friend and a co-parent for her kids).
I like these two as a couple, hope it works out for them, best of luck and all that shit.
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Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with sexy photos on RICHLOVING.COM a hot hook-up club for millionaires and celebrities. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!? Lots of beautiful girls and lady are said to be there
WTF is up with the GyllenHate on this f'ing site? I love Jake, and I don't care if likes boys or girls or both (altho' both would be hot).
LEAVE JAKE ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ewwwwww! "caca times"?
"Jakey Poo has packed up his Strawberry Shortcake suitcase"
I am still laughing at this. Thanks for making my day.
Jake Jellyhole needs to stop because she ain't foolin' nobody but herself!
Who gives a flying fuck. He only did one good movie and she just sucks.
They are so boring that I almost didn't comment.
It's been a year and a half since they FILED for divorce and she is already shackin' up with Jakey Poo.
If all these little serial dating/marrying celebs were forced to spend some time on their own, i suspect the general welfare and mental health with them would vastly improve.
But hey, not everyone can be Skeletina and get knocked up in under 6 months while Brad's divorce was still a rough draft.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Works for me. He is just one of the hottest things out there. And she kinda looks like me. So it's like I'm getting to date him. Except not.
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People Suck!
Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 26, 2008 - 10:50am.
Who files for divorce and then waits all those months for it to be finalized before they date again?
people with dignity and integrity, people who realize that there is more to life than jumping from one relationship to the next, people who want to do a better job the next time around, people with a little common sense.
Reese did have "down time" after her divorce was filed. Jesus divorces take months, how long do you have to fucking wait until you can date again? Give me a break with that shit. Who files for divorce and then waits all those months for it to be finalized before they date again?
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
reese and jake are a strange coupling. I've never bought into the 'jake is gay' thing, but for some reason these two just don't seem to fit.
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
Her divorce is finalized. Has been for a few weeks now.
This couple makes no sense to me. Even Paris and Benji make sense. This just doesn't.
I was doubting that Jake was Toothy Tile, and I'm not 100% convinced, but I'm getting there...
M.E. on June 26, 2008 - 1:37pm
Divorce Hollyweird style is like waiting for a check to clear.
They figured they wrote, signed it, sent it, next....
No one seems to have "down" time.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Is her divorce not finalized?
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I feel I am a happier person because in my world these two snore fests dont exist.
Who?
Anal what? No i was talking about her, the her with the vagina, not an ass vagina mind you.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Can anyone in Hollyweird actually make it to their divorce being finalized before they hook up with someone else? I mean really. Sit back and reflect.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 26, 2008 - 12:30pm.
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I know tons of guys that would take her out. With a brick, an Elvira wig and a bunch of homemade ninja stars.
Oh... never mind. ;)
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Ugh, really? This is upsetting news. I mean, I like her, but Jake can do so much better. Besides, when he started dating Reese, we haven't seen one decent shirtless pic of Jake. Bitch.
Gay, straight, or bi...dude's a lucky bastard.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on June 26, 2008 - 12:23pm.
I don't think he's gay, either. If he is, he has horrible taste in beards. Kirsten Dunst? Ralph!
But doesn't that make a great argument or him being gay? Who would WILLINGLY take one the Hideous Drunkst unless she was functioning as a beard?
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ChristinethHoff.. Haha.. His poor lover. That made me sad that you said that. Only for a second tho..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
I wish I could quit jakey, but I can't.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by M.E. on June 26, 2008 - 10:21am.
*whispers*
Hi Mrs. K!!
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HIYA doll!
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
California is a very liberal state. We allow opposite-sex marriage and same-sex marriage. So what if Reese and her Piece want an either-sex marriage.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I don't think he's gay, either. If he is, he has horrible taste in beards. Kirsten Dunst? Ralph!
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Power bottoms love to show off their best feature.
You should now MK! (wink, wink)
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 26, 2008 - 8:57am.
Reese would NEVER live with a guy without being married to him.
I know this because we are BFFs.
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And that is why she got knocked up by a dude she'd only been dating for a few months???
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Hi Mrs. K!!
I don't really care if he's gay or not. Doesn't bother me one way or another, Its just fun to say he is for now and to make jokes.. I like to laugh and point and make fun.
What happens in Vegas, Should be happening to You. lol
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
I don't think he's gay either. But then, I didn't see Brokeback Mountain either. I just figure maybe he's such a good actor that people categorize him as that now.
Austin Nichols has been Jake's boyfriend for years.....
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
mike, im trying to get people to explain why they think jg is gay.
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Submitted by mike on June 26, 2008 - 1:13pm.
I know I'm in the minority, but I still think Jake's straight.
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I think he just likes things to go "Straight" into his asshole.. NO Idk.. I just wanted to say something gay. lol
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
I know I'm in the minority, but I still think Jake's straight.
They both bore me to tears. Felicitaciones to the boring couple.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
DAE, I'm with you. i will never buy these 2 as a couple.
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
I cannot think of anything more exciting than Elle Woods and Bubbleboy living together...no, wait, anal wax.
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Oh Jakey, you could do so much better. I heard that pretty bitch Anderson Cooper is single.
They never look THAT romantic...more like BFF's.
Maybe he is just bi?? Not totally gay...
Shit...now im just making excuses for this tom-fuckery
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
"Toothy Tile" better not break Reese's heart to pieces....I hope she is wise to him and knows hes a flaming homo.
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
I still dont buy that they're a couple. Jake is G-A-Y!!
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Why do you think JG is homosexual?
Ted Casblanca whinnies about JG being gay too.
I'm not saying JG is or isnt.
I want to know why you think he is.
Reese would NEVER live with a guy without being married to him.
I know this because we are BFFs.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08