Madge & Guy Are Over (Maybe)
Another day, another 10,000 Madge/Guy Ritchie divorce rumors. The rumors are everything from Madge officially hiring Paul McCartney's divorce lawyer to Madge announcing her divorce after her world tour ends in November. My favorite story is about Madge and Guy's romantic three-day trip to Milan, Italy.
The Sun reports that the trip was supposed to be all romantic and shit, but they both spent it working. They also spent it in separate hotel rooms. A source said, “They had completely separate rooms, schedules, everything. It is all very well organized but it’s not a marriage the way most people understand it. They have this attitude like ‘we’re not really a couple but we’re friends and we love each other and raise our kids’. "
If you were married to Vadge, you'd have to sleep in a separate room too. You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. Besides, the bed isn't big enough for Vadge, her blackberry, her laptop, her money bag, a life-sized cardboard cutout of herself AND Guy. There's just no room for him!
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She couldnt marry a "Gay" so she got the next best thing....a "Guy".....mwahahahaha! oh...i kill me!
Ok...Nova...shut up now. ;P
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
Honestly, I think they're a sexy couple. I like toimagine all the perverted things they do with/to their staff. I just know they got a full-on crazy kinky household over there;)
And Guy never made enough great movies, in my opinion, to be considered a great movie maker. I'd hardly blame Madonna.
We used to say this all the time because it's true: You get your whole life to put your first project out there. If you have more than one on the go, that's great because after that, you really only get a year or two to prove yourself again - and this time with added pressure.
He's got time. I'm sure he'll sort himself out.
PS. I didn't think Swept Away was all that bad. Actually I thought the movie, itself, was pretty damn good. Madonna should never, never act but I think Guy had the right idea: It would totally have been like fantasy role-play for her, the character was so much like herself. I think critics hated it, mostly, because the original was so great and also because putting Madonna in a movie is just generally offensive.
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She seems like she would be scary to be married to..
Forget her age, I don't know how he's ever had sex with her, because she's fucked Dennis Rodman!
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Look how Vadge is clutching her dress w/ her left hand. She is angry.. Yikes.. I'd hate to be on the other end of that beat down/rape!! I feel sorry for Guy! Run into my arms, Guy, run!!
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Submitted by LoLo on June 26, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Her vadge is so old that the 1st guy in it left cave drawings.
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Oh my god! I didn't even notice that!!
Great catch for those of you that pointed out Guy has the bitch position in the "Taking her arm" scenario!!!
God damn i shudder to think what living with Madge is like!
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
We don't need confirmation from her reps to know this marriage is "Over".. You got the vibe things would go south when we got to see her documentary "I'm going to tell you a secret". Especially during her speech about marriage and her husband. Also in the new Hard Candy album "She's not me". Guy has a history of going back to his leggy lover that blonde chic that tried to break up the relationship Post Rocco. She needs to marry a Gay Man who or her gal pal Ingrid Casares who she sexed up in the 90's.
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_Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 26, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Well no shit. Maybe now Guy can reclaim his balls and Madge can finally come out of the closet.
You know what i find so ironic about that? She done hid his balls in the closet shes in and he doesnt even know it!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 26, 2008 - 12:43pm
BWAHH HA
Her folds are so ancient she needs polident to keep her panties up...... hang on i can do better. I reserve the right to edit this.
*shames self*
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
@Its6:30.. Bwahahaha, I forgot about them buying that strap on that one time. Oh that is hysterical. and a bit weird, No way my hub would let me get near him w/ that, No way i'd want to.. *shudders* *haves daytime nightmares*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Well no shit. Maybe now Guy can reclaim his balls and Madge can finally come out of the closet.
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Submitted by BelleBelle on June 26, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Wasn't Guy recently seen partaying with the Clooney bachelorfest in Italy?
Oh the Butt Plug Convention! Yes, well he just watched and gave some pointers. He was not a hand on teacher as much as he was an observer. This is what i tell myself anyway
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Look at that body language....I mean...isnt the woman supposed to be hanging on the mans arm...not vice versa?? Explains a LOT!
I hear theres no pre-nup either....thats CRAZY!!!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
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I am so over madonna she needs to go away and raise her kids!!!
Sounds like a perfect marriage to me.
Someone can share the work and stay out of my business.
Love it.
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i guess thats what happens when you get fucked in the ass with a dick thats bigger than your own. poor guy will never be the same.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
I don't know much about him, but it seems she would be incredibly difficult to live with. Have you ever seen her on Oprah or other shows -she is just not a pleasant person.
"You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus"
ok MK...you changing up your story of what??? She went from Bear to Walrus....hmmm....and now its choking?? lmao...
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
Submitted by LoLo on June 26, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Her pussy is so old that the man in the boat is Noah.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 26, 2008 - 12:40pm.
shes always fogging up the lenses.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
I looked at the picture, and Madge's HANDS are clenched so tight, you could stick a piece of coal in there and you'd get a diamond in a week!
Wasn't Guy recently seen partaying with the Clooney bachelorfest in Italy?
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@Its6:30.. OMG HE is taking her arm.. What a total pussy. That is a bit sad.. I bet she makes him sleep in the floor like a lil dog. Eat those biscuits doggy, Lick my toes doggy, drink out of the toilet doggy!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by LoLo on June 26, 2008 - 11:36am.
Madonnas vag is so old and tired her thong wears bifocals.
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Ha ha ha ha!!
Wake me up when they shit or get off the pot.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
i just love how much of a bitch he is. taking her arm like shes the man. hahahaha. fucking bitch.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
Guy is still young and hot, so he deserves to be fucking an appealing woman, and Madge is not fuckable anymore.
I believe they are done. They just never look happy, on the odd occasions we see them together.
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Madonnas vag is so old and tired her thong wears bifocals.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Portrait of a man looking for the exit.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 26, 2008 - 11:25am.
Maybe now he can go back to making good movies.
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From your hips (typo, keeping it!) to God's ears!
She is NOT his Lucky Star
She does not shine on him where ever he is
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Miss Madge can't pay attention to anyone but herself...and her kids. Right?
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I say we get dangerous
TV,
Amen to that!
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. -MK
Puh-leese! They won't get divorced they have the perfect career-obsessed couple's arrangement. Everybody always be tryin' to bring Madonna down but it's never gonna happen. Well, it won't if she pulls her sorry ass out of the touring business, that is. Seriously, she's starting to look really stiff.
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HA HA! You have a sexless marriage! Neener Neener You dont touch his weiner!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
I don't care whether Guy is over Madge or vice versa. (Frightening image pops into brain.)
I am soo over them.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Madge is wearing age appropriate clothing in that photo which is more shocking than her giant ego divorcing again.
The idea of those two having sexay times is beyond BLECH!!
I imagine she sleeps with a strap-on...
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
Congratulations, Guy! You're free!!!
Her ego had a third suite.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
"You know her vagina snores like a bear"
Mwahahahaha!!!
Good Lord MK...you have me rolling today!!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
WHY does Guy always look like he's just arrested her and he's leading her away?
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"Emma Bovary, c'est moi"~Gustave Flaubert
Maybe now he can go back to making good movies.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.