Madge & Guy Are Over (Maybe)
Another day, another 10,000 Madge/Guy Ritchie divorce rumors. The rumors are everything from Madge officially hiring Paul McCartney's divorce lawyer to Madge announcing her divorce after her world tour ends in November. My favorite story is about Madge and Guy's romantic three-day trip to Milan, Italy.
The Sun reports that the trip was supposed to be all romantic and shit, but they both spent it working. They also spent it in separate hotel rooms. A source said, “They had completely separate rooms, schedules, everything. It is all very well organized but it’s not a marriage the way most people understand it. They have this attitude like ‘we’re not really a couple but we’re friends and we love each other and raise our kids’. "
If you were married to Vadge, you'd have to sleep in a separate room too. You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. Besides, the bed isn't big enough for Vadge, her blackberry, her laptop, her money bag, a life-sized cardboard cutout of herself AND Guy. There's just no room for him!
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speaking of crap
vadge has dinosaur crap stuck in her teef.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by LoLo on June 26, 2008 - 2:19pm.
I fucken crapped out! ha ha ha!
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Obviously, 'cause it was a stinker!
Fuck, and contagious. Jesus. That was BAD.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Madge's vadge doubled for the sandworms in "Dune".
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 26, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by LoLo on June 26, 2008 - 2:16pm.
She is so old she she has rusty hoes in her tool shed?
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Did you pull that one out of your bumcrack?
I fucken crapped out! ha ha ha!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by LoLo on June 26, 2008 - 2:16pm.
She is so old she she has rusty hoes in her tool shed?
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Did you pull that one out of your bumcrack?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
She is so old she she has rusty hoes in her tool shed?
*lame*
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
The lost city of Atlantis is safely buried in Madge's birth canal.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Instead of using Madge's vadge, the Trojans went with the Wooden Horse.
Madonnas cooter burger is so gay the buns dont have sesame seeds they have sequins!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Her Birth Certificate is in heiroglyphics.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
her social security number is nine.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
An accident really uncanny,
Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the fanny!
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Madge's teefs are the models for Stonehenge!
Crap. That sucked. Sorry, sluts!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Submitted by christine the hoff on June 26, 2008 - 1:59pm.
G spot?
she's so old she has an E spot.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Awesome.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
christine the hoff on June 26, 2008 - 2:00pm.
her copy of the bible is autographed.
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lmao
her copy of the bible is autographed.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
G spot?
she's so old she has an E spot.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
LoLo on June 26, 2008 - 1:51pm
Morris the Cat? Too much of a stretch? cat=vagina?
Well my spellcheck told me it was spelled wrong and offered nothing even close to it.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 12:47pm.
What's the most useless thing in Vadge's house?
Guy Richies penis.
Thank you...try the veal.
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I will!
LoLo colorful metaphors for Madge's vadge are distracting and hilarious!
Her pussy is so cavernous, it took 3 sherpas and a GPS unit to find her G-Spot.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
The Wright Brothers modelled their first airplane out of Madge's fuzzy beef flaps.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 1:47pm.
LCT,
I thought Angelina was the Womb Raider?
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No, that's Brad. Seeking out the most fertile gardens.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Her vadge is so old, it has a polar ice cap.
TV: Smoke signals, bwahahaha, they had to invent fire for that reason alone.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 26, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 26, 2008 - 1:49pm.
And there are still survivors at the bottom, sending out smoke signals.
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And the Cavalry turned tail and FLED!
Madonnas mound of crotch flesh is ssuch a giant old mountain of a vagina that Buddy Holly flew his plane into it!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
hahahah
how did I miss this funny shit?
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 26, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Team Valtrex on June 26, 2008 - 1:46pm
And the echo answers back in morse code.
LoLo is so old and stupid she typed "morris" code instead of "morse" code! awww shit!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 26, 2008 - 1:49pm.
And there are still survivors at the bottom, sending out smoke signals.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Madonnas pee pee spout is so old when she needs to tinkle it sends s message via morris code!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Team Valtrex on June 26, 2008 - 1:46pm
And the echo answers back in morse code.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Carrot! Womb Raider!!!!!!!
HAAAAAAAAAA HA HA!
Madge has such a gay "Little China" she has disco balls instead of ovaries!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Oh, GOD!!
Team Valtex, bwhaahahaha!
Madge's vadge is sooo old, George Burns busted his cherry with her.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 26, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Her vadge is so old, her first period came via Pony Express.
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ROFFLE!!!
Omg that's fucking funny! I don't think I've ever heard that one before XD
As for the article... who knows, maybe they're happy that way? And maybe they're just going to live apart-together and avoid the mess of a divorce?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
LCT,
I thought Angelina was the Womb Raider?
ON TOPIC
What's the most useless thing in Vadge's house?
Guy Richies penis.
Thank you...try the veal.
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Madge's Vadge is SO cavernous...that's where Guy screens his movies.
♥ Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 26, 2008 - 1:44pm.
And like the Grand Canyon, you can take a donkey ride to the bottom. Unlike the Grand Canyon, the donkey doesn't make it back out.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 26, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Her vadge is so old that it's where fish got their scent from
DING DING DING!!!!!! My favorite so far!!!!!!
High Five to allthe jokesters!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Can't find your keys? Look in Madge's Vadge.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Instead of a vaginal rejuvenation, her vadge got it's own time zone.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 26, 2008 - 1:41pm.
This thread is hilarious!
Madge's vadge is so frightening, Guy doesn't go near it without a wet suit and a mining helmet.
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And one of those canaries that keels over in the presence of noxious gases.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Her vadge is so old, her first period came via Pony Express.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 26, 2008 - 12:39pm.
The initial idea for the series:
Madge Croft: Womb Raider
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*SLAYED ME!!!*
This thread is hilarious!
Madge's vadge is so frightening, Guy doesn't go near it without a wet suit and a mining helmet.
(Props to Robin Williams)
Her vadge is so old that it's where fish got their scent from.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
O please, no divorce. She's worth to much and go to many chilren to take care of.
who picked that dress out?
The initial idea for the series:
Madge Croft: Womb Raider
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Madge looks like an old librarian on that dress.
Allllrighty, Madge jokes...I love it!
You folks are good!
Madge's vag is SO old, that not even Indiana Jones want to explore it.
I'll do better after my martini this afternoon.
"You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus."
Michael K., you've got such a way with words.
Submitted by LoLo on June 26, 2008 - 12:31pm.
_Submitted by angel_i on June 26, 2008 - 1:29pm.
ha ha she married a vag ha ha ha
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I can't get over that one, actually.
I keep picturing her at the proposal:
We will be married and you will be my vagina. Ok?
♥ Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours. Lean Like a Chola