Thursday, June 26th 2008
What Is Ryan Reynolds Into?
Ryan Reynolds left Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills yesterday with a blue bandanna hanging off his belt loop. Hmm...what is he into? Okay, technically I think the bandanna is supposed to be tucked into one of his back pockets, but Ryan doesn't have time to worry about petty details like that! According to this website, Ryan's blue bandanna could mean:
Robin's Egg Blue: 69er (worn on left) - anything but 69ing (worn on right)
Medium Blue: cop (worn on left) - copsucker (worn on right)
Navy Blue: top (worn on left) - bottom (worn on right)
Airforce Blue: pilot (worn on left) - likes flyboys (worn on right)
Light Blue with White Stripe: sailor (worn on left) - looking for salty seaman (worn on right)
Now what shade of blue is Ryan wearing? And is it from the wearer's right? FUCK! This is so fucking complicated. They should teach a class on Gay Hanky Codes in high school. This is important shit!
Wenn
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i would like to snot his rag
LoLo.. I remember you saying that once before.. But I bet he's sporting medium brown pubes w/ hippied beads.. Something to play w/ while he's banging you.. Think about that!!! *rasies eyebrow*
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Hanky or no, he's clearly a bottom. You know ScarJo has to strap it on and tape 'em down for him to even get it up in the dark with some BelAmi DVD running off to the right...
Looks more like a snot-rag to me....
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
Gay hanky code?? Bwahahahahaha
Geez...MK...you're so hopeful that Ryan will switch teams...lol.
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
LCT. yeah, I thought it was awesome that he was w/ a weirdo like Alanis. Its like a hot guy that dates an ugly nerd. Makes him even more fuckable. *runs thru parking lot to dry panties*
tee hee..
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So he's a 69-hating, copsucking, bottom who likes flyboys and salty seamen? That just seems too picky and high maintenance to me.
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
ha ha ha, that Mk, you're totally on the short bus to hell as you say, but you're hillarious and hes absolutely wearing Light Blue with White Stripe: so he's looking for salty seaman (worn on right)
Im not in the panty pudding camp on this one.
I just cant get with blonde-ish men.
There is too much of a chance he will have reddish to flesh color pubes.
it scares me.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
I thought bandannas in back pockets meant you were in a gang. I know that's what I thought. Shit Snoop sang about it in a song once.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
I've never heard of/seen this and i live in Chelsea. http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
Hanky pankyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
That's whip dick blue, meaning, he'll take what he can get.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Speaking of rules and Ryan Reynolds, i thought we enacted the Ryan Reynolds Alway Shirtless rule.
What happened to that?
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 10:11am.
Who the hell new about Gay Hanky Codes??? God, D-List is a bastion of learning!!
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INDEED! LMAO CLARISSE!
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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 26, 2008 - 12:10pm.
As the announcer said on family guy
"I'd plow that til next July."
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July? Fuck. The summer of 2069, please.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 26, 2008 - 12:06pm.
LMAO @ LCT.. You just can't quit him.. No I can't either.. Ryan sammie?? w/ No mayo, please.. ick!
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If he's cut mayo might be ok. I'll DEFINITELY take a half of that sammie. Mmmmm. I hate to say but I don't think they'll make it to the altar.. I also hate to say that if they don't I think the rest of us are hooped for marriage to RR. He may never do it again. I almost wished he'd shacked up with that Alanis weirdo.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Who the hell new about Gay Hanky Codes??? God, D-List is a bastion of learning!!
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Run! It's the clergy!
As the announcer said on family guy
"I'd plow that til next July."
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
I'd say medium-blue copsucker. LOL
Still a fuckable Douche.
**I need to get some,too MK**
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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."George Carlin,R.I.P.
LMAO @ LCT.. You just can't quit him.. No I can't either.. Ryan sammie?? w/ No mayo, please.. ick!
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at least he isn't wearing the "fisting" bandanna.
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Goddamn him to hell for still being hot while engaged to ScarHo. I wish he'd get ugly so I could quit him.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
id say navy blue and right which makes him a bottom...
now that is a good looking motherfucker.
I like this code:Light Blue with White Stripe: sailor (worn on left) - looking for salty seaman (worn on right)
Looking for Salty Seaman.. I love that word, Sea-man.. I loved that South Park episode where they thought they killed Mrs Chokesondick w/ their seaman but it was just their Sea People.. Classic!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?