Thursday, June 26th 2008
Ugh
The picture above makes me sad for two reasons. First of all, my arch rival CHERYL BURKE is the focus of the picture. Second of all, that dude missed an opportunity to shove his Sharpie in CHERYL BURKE'S fat mouth and shut her up for once and for all!
Isn't it an unwritten rule that Mop Head is not allowed outside during "Dancing with the Has-Beens'" off season? And what the hell is she doing anyway? She looks like she's in pain and about to cough up a hairball. I swear, CHERYL BURKE is going to be the death of me! I'll get her soon!
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Aash....Thati' the maddest woman in the world..How can she did that nusting behaviors.Two days I came across a more terrible picture on the site **sugarmingle . com**.She is a naked woman...
Submitted by boomsy on June 26, 2008 - 11:09pm.
Isn't there some saying about how you can tell alot about a person by the company they keep?
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Yes boomsy. There is such a saying. James Haven has said that to Angie on several occassions!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Isn't there some saying about how you can tell alot about a person by the company they keep?
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If Billy Ocean can't chase the devil out of you, nothing can. -MK, 6/18/08
Submitted by James Haven on June 26, 2008 - 10:57pm.
Well....James Haven doesn't like to brag but...he has been told he has very kissable lips. And...NO...it wasn't Angie that said that!
rotflmaoooooooo. ahahaha! Aww, JH. You be the sweetest berry in the bunch. I laughed so hard at your post. Totally tickled my funny bone. *No nawty thoughts*
Submitted by . on June 26, 2008 - 10:55pm.
Well....James Haven doesn't like to brag but...he has been told he has very kissable lips. And...NO...it wasn't Angie that said that!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Is that Travis barker's ex in that pic? (the blonde)
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If Billy Ocean can't chase the devil out of you, nothing can. -MK, 6/18/08
Submitted by James Haven on June 26, 2008 - 10:50pm.
James Haven can dance like nobody's business and they keep turning him down to be on DWTS!!
JH, I bet you can blow a kiss much better too. No nawty thoughts. *promise*
James Haven can dance like nobody's business and they keep turning him down to be on DWTS!!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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She should be paying people to take pictures of her
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
so glad i know very little of this thing to care about her...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
And i dont think she got a huge ego,ive read most of the staff comments from DWTS.And majority of them have said that out of all the dancers or stars on the show,They love working with Cheryl,shes the least demanding and most humble out of everybody.And shes fun to be around with.Even the producers have spoken out about it too.And they have nothing but great respect and admiration for her.They even called her as their lucky charm and a genius for a dancing partner.thats what Conrad Green,the main executive producer said about her on his interview last season.
So again,you guys dont know her that well to judge her like that.
Oh and by the way, her profile on that millionaire bachelor site?she didnt put that up.it was some people who did that.Shes not after the money folks,she was born with money her parents are millionaire.And about Gerard Butler,if she was after the publicity,she wouldnt be the one declining to go out with him.Yep folks she was actually the one who refused to date him.They are indeed neighbors got set up by her dancing partners Cristian.Did you see their interview one time together,cristian asked her how was the date and Cheryl said Gerard keeps texting but she doesnt think she would wanna date the guy anymore just because he does talk too much and talk too much about himself.She got turned off by him.
I think your all too quick to judge her without even knowing the facts.I think shes a wonderful person in general.Shes friendly and playful and i think she gets misinterpreted by many for that.
Gosh all of you chill.I thought shes cute and a hottie!And a great dancer on the show.
I actually have seen the video for this and she did those poses just because the paparazzis were asking her to do.She was just joking around with them.
And this girl have done so many wonderful things for other people, ive seen a lot of wonderful things to say about her by so many organizations and people for her generousity and charities.Shes young and single and just love to have a good time with her friends.Dont see anything wrong at that at all!And i think her hair rocks!
I still can't believe this troll is 25. I thought she was at LEAST 35. I am 24 and will not look this hag for another 20 years. Jesus!
Submitted by oklahoma on June 26, 2008 - 11:35am.
Yeah, 25 my ass. Bitch is in her mid thirties, easily. She has a huge ass ego...from dancing with the mother fucking 'Z list' stars? Bitch please.
"...always wear blue blockers around guido strippers."- MK
Who cares. I am not a fan of hers. I saw her profile at milllionaire dating site called *****"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"***** last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
I actually have no problem with her. I'm sure she is hating these pictures because not one of them is flattering
Can someone redo this photo with spooge on her face? It's a cum shot waiting to happen.
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Why do the biggest skanks always pose with their mouths wide open (Jessica, Heidi Montag, Paris)? Reflex? Mind you, it's better than hearing them sing...
Why is she making bukkake face?
Finally another post dissing my avie! That guy there is not her fan, he was just hoping Ian was with her and he's saying "would you hand this to Ian for me?"
I have no idea who this woman is but I accept your passionate words and these pictures as proof that she could, indeed, cause death simply by existing.
Does she think she's posing? Is she trying to impersonate Angelina's new buy-this-and-you-get-to-cum-in-my-mouth ad?
♥ Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.Lean Like a Chola
I think Im more grossed out by how nasty shanna moakler's legs look!
anyone who blows air kisses needs to be eradicated from the planet. i used my name in a verb!
Submitted by Hekki on June 26, 2008 - 8:54am.
Dear Hekki - you are very kind. To find something so nice to say about this annoying twunt!
I can not stand this fugly whore. She TOTALLY started the rumors about herself and Drew Lachey because she knew that would get her in the tabloids. She was right. Now I'm stuck looking at her fug face and pancake ass all over the place.
Cheryl, my 1983 bowl cut called. It's filed a restraining order against your bitchass head.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
This fucking twat annoys the hell out of me and I have never watched DWTS....there is just something about her dumb ass mop head hair that always looks like the wind blew it into her face. Seeing her ham it up for the cameras just makes me want to kick her in the taint! BLECH!
There...i feel better now.
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
She annoys me and I don't even know who she is. I just look at the pictures and I say an annoying skank.
Is that K-Fed trying to get an autograph? If so, she better do an early pregnancy test right now, because his supersperm cannot be stopped!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
shes got s wee little muppet penis made of felt.
It has some cheap lipstick on it and it needs to have the stitching touched up.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
In that last thumbnail.. It looks like Angelina Jolie is Kneeing Cheryl in the chest.. Bwahahaha!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Shanna's legs look terrible! EW
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on June 26, 2008 - 11:40am.
If Jay Mohr and Michael Stipe had a love child, it would be the autograph seeker.
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Oh Snap, Right ON!!! that is hilarious!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
I think Shanna's shoes are ugly! Not that i'm perfect but that Cheryl Burke chick doesnt seem to have a dancers body to me. And she must really annoy MK the way he uses caps when he writes her name.
PSL: "Tool" is a great word for her. Made me laugh.
I will say one thing nice about her. She has that nice kind of skin I'm so incredibly jealous of. It's smooth and photographs well. People with this kind of skin never get ingrown hairs or sunburn. You can't see veins or pores. Even their cellulite looks smoother. *sigh*
Clearly thinks she is waaay more important than she really is.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
who the hell is cheryl burk??
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I hate this flat-assed fug bitch. Tell me how can someone who dances for a living have such a pancake ass?? Also, she has a stain on the bottom of her dress, she's hanging with Shanna Moakler or whatever the fuck her name is and I like her shoes. That is all.
lol i just noticed the pale bitch standing next to her with the mayo legs........mmmmmm.....mayo.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
She looks like she's missing a helmet and a short bus.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Yep, she looks just like my 12 year old cat before he yacks something up.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Thought this was Sarah Larson at first....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Speaking of tools......looks like she left her dildo on the passerner seat. Why the fuck else would she made that 'o my god i have a dildo in the ass' face.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
I would give my left ass cheek to punch this twat with a brick, but i'd give the right one to knee that guy in the nuggets for wanting it's autograph and inflating it's ego even more.
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Run! It's the clergy!
Kill her MichaelK, Don't let her live.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
I know she lied about hooking up Gerald Butler. That's why I hate her. Skank. Her hair is cute though.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
If Jay Mohr and Michael Stipe had a love child, it would be the autograph seeker.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Mop hair.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
Damnation. At first I thought that Jessica Miseralba was revisiting her labor pains in public.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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