Thursday, June 26th 2008
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?
Naomi the Terrible showed up to Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday dinner last night even though she's been banned from presenting at tomorrow's concert in Hyde Park. Mandela let Naomi come as long as she sat at the kid's table and didn't talk to anybody. Naomi showed up with her new boyfriend, Marcus Elias. New boyfriend did a good job of hiding the bruises on his face because you know Naomi beats his ass.
Other guests at Mandela's birthday dinner included Oprah, Neil Diamond, Forrest Whitaker, Chelsea Clinton and a bunch of other hos. And who the hell does Oprah think she is? Karl Lagerfeld?!
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"And who the hell does Oprah think she is? Karl Lagerfeld?!" Oooooo MK, to say that statement to Shit Okrah, you will have the whole minivan clan trying to burn u on a stake. I pray for your soul!!!
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
I'm pretty sure Naomi only beats on the legs and torsos of her beaus, MK.
Annie Lennox looks fantastic!
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
I hope everyone ignored Naomi.
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Naomi seriously needs to get her wig with bangs back...that sixhead of hers needs to be put out of its misery!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.