Boy George Got Into The Country After All
It's nice to know that the US and Boy George kiss and made up. Now George can perform all his classics for his American fans. I hope he got all his shots before entering because having any physical contact with Wonky McValtrex is not recommended. I'm pretty sure Wonky is on the CDC's most wanted list.
Of course that's not Boy George. I should be shot for even saying that. It's Benji Madden without a hat on! Who allowed him to remove his hat?! It should be a law that Benji must keep his head covered at all times. Shit, he should keep his face covered too. And I'm pretty sure Wonky didn't get a chichi job. It's just some push-up action. I don't think any plastic surgeon will risk his life by operating on that skank!
Here's Wonky and Benji spreading their grossness in Los Angeles last night.
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i love bright red lipstick i wear it all the time and push up bras are sexy not whorish. i love the way she dresses shes an icon in my opinion!
Submitted by tinkerbell-hilton on July 2, 2008 - 11:41am.
heres my "dumb" opinion: short shorts, shirt down to the ribcage, push-up bra, fake tan, whore-red lipstick, flashy headband and showy-bling do not a sophisticated look make.
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im not trying to argue with anyone you can have your dumb opionions ill have mine. i just got to say i love her outfit on her it makes her look so sopicated and classy! i love it!! okay go ahead and hate on her. but i will never do so! im brave enough to speak my mind regardless of what others think! i love you paris!
LMFAO at "boiled egg"
I think Benji, or what ever his name is, looks like a boiled egg, while Parasite looks like a drag queen. I know Wonky always looks like a drag queen, but this time it has really out done itself.
I am high but I totally thought it was Boy George until you totally said it was Benji. Boy and Paris going to dinner together just makes so much sense.
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he rode over in the luggage compartment
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Shit, for a second I actually believed that was Boy George, and I was so disappointed in him!
What's up with Debbie Jellinsky and Uncle Fester breaking out of "Addams Family Values?"
It is said someone found her on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She has a personal account there with her pictures,blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
ick...he's gross, she's gross...gross couple...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
I just love that this trash ended up with the ugliest no-mark on the planet. And no-one cares.
_Submitted by Little China Doll on June 26, 2008 - 3:24pm.
It's good to see Powder actually does get to fall in love before heading back to his home planet.
IS THAT HOW THAT MOVIE ENDS????
I have tried to watch it several times when it came out and i kept falling asleep thinking it was an albino love story about a kid who had no hair and hated lightning and thunder storms!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Heeey, Powder was played by Sean Patrick Flannery, he's a hot slice of Irish.....
Benji is liked Baking Powder.....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
It's good to see Powder actually does get to fall in love before heading back to his home planet.
"...always wear blue blockers around guido strippers."- MK
I thought it was Verne Troyer.
So, I wonder what happened to Mr. Hat? Did one of Paris' puppies piss on it perhaps?
Without hat, he's waaaaay short and waaaaay balding. Poor hilton is so embarrassed she's having to walk the streets with her knees permanently bent to shorten up.
I can't see her giving up heels or contraceptives anytime soon. I wonder if he's still got Sophie Monk's phone number?
end those lives. Not Boy George. Just those two. Please God.
OMG, I seriously thought that was Boy George until I read the second paragraph!
I thought that was Dr Evil with a slutted up Una Brow!
They are quite possibly the most asexual couple on earth. Watching an amoeba reproduce is more sexually arousing.
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 26, 2008 - 11:28am.
The only reason Parisite is dating this guy is to piss off Nicole Ritchie, who has been trying to escape the stench of Parisite for over a year.
Parisite is stalking Nicole! Get a Restraining Order, Nicole!
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Totally.
And how the hell is that guy supposed to be considered a serious rocker with Wonky McWonk on his arm all the time. The only way I could respect him now is if he dumped her on Oprah. (thanks to pomegranate for the allusion)
♥ Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.Lean Like a Chola
The only reason Parisite is dating this guy is to piss off Nicole Ritchie, who has been trying to escape the stench of Parisite for over a year.
Parisite is stalking Nicole! Get a Restraining Order, Nicole!
And whichever Madden guy this is, he's with her because she fucks him (badly, but often); AND pays for everything.
he looks like a cancer victim whose last wish was to fuck a really stupid ass hooker.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Did he shave his head so that he could stick it up Wonky's ass without tickling her polyps?
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He looks like the actor in Powder. I have never seen anyone so white!!!
I will say something nice about her and this is going to kill me.
Her hair looks good. I am glad that at least one of the weave wearers has noticed that the weaves were pulling out a bunch of forehead hair and stopped. No five head. Very grateful.
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Never did I hope hope for two Baron Hiltons...
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Say it aloud with a bit of a drawal now...lol.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Why the freakin heck do her feet always, ALWAYS, ALWAAAAYS look like the bones are trying to break free from her body? Her bony feet are another thing that make her nasty!
Submitted by Anonymousfckr on June 26, 2008 - 10:06am.
none of the blacks they wore match, fugly ass clowns...
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Hahahaha, I just noticed that. And Paris looks like Marilyn Manson in this pic.
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~George Carlin. RIP George.
Bradiful...hehehhehe ...re: my sigggie.
Paris complained when she had to read a MENU! I remember Pammy saying that....lmao
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
parissucksliterally on June 26, 2008 - 11:23am
I lurve your sig....
On T: The only thing Paris reads is price tags.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Paris doesn't read anything negative about herself. It is like a mental block. She thinks we think she is the smartest, most beautiful and generous person on the planet.
But I need to find out what kind of bra she is wearing....lol
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
add me to the list of peeps who thought it was boy g.
when I heard boy g was denied entry to the u.s. I figured he would find a way in... I am fully expecting him to marry a nice guy and get in that way.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 26, 2008 - 10:06pm.
I seriously hope Paris reads these comments. It would make my day to know that one of us made that stupid bitch cry wonky tears.
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ITA. If she can't read the big words, maybe someone will read it to her wonky ass.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
I seriously thought that was Boy George. Maybe Benji should start doing his make up like him and get a night job as his impersonater.
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none of the blacks they wore match, fugly ass clowns...
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
He is the BIGGEST tool! You need to be cute to shave your head Benji....lol
She probably convinced him to do this...
GOD FORBID these 2 breed!
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
I love how the little wonky froot loop dresses in black like her man....she's so baaaaaaad....oooooh!
Tell me...how in the hell does she push those mosquito bites of hers in like that?? She's not wearing a bra that i can tell...hmm....jizz, tape and staples maybe??
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Submitted by Sensimina on June 26, 2008 - 9:37am.
LOL deedee, don't worry, with any luck her menagerie of STDs has rendered her barren.
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I guess that's all we can hope for Sensimina. hahaha
Damn, Benji never needs a flashlight. All he needs is his bald head to light up the place.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
Boy George?! LOL I thought she'd picked up Vern Troyer after seeing his sex tape!
Good Morning, MK and the rest of you hot sluts!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
GM all!
Boy George!!! Mwahahahahaha....thats awesome!
Bald on Benji is not cute...talk about cue ball!!!
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LOL deedee, don't worry, with any luck her menagerie of STDs has rendered her barren.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Dear Jesus,
Please do not let these two breed.
Amen.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
Hahahaha! Nice sexy, fat, balding man ya got there skank!
LOL, he can barely get his hand wrapped around her monster claws! At first I thought those were pop can tops on her headband. Do you guys remember popping those things off and wearing them on a necklace?
Michael K,
Seeing Wonky here made me wonder whether your friends at PlanetHiltron.com (where you've linked to before) had somthing new in their wonderful Parasite drawings, so I visited. She's yesterday's trash but they have some photoshops of Kim Kardashian, The View scags, and one of Clay Aiken walking down the street in a dress and with breasts that will all make you spew through your mouth AND nose. I especially love The View re-dos.
You can see her giant man hands and canoe feet from space!
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on June 26, 2008 - 10:05am.
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LMFAO!
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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."George Carlin,R.I.P.
I love how she's like 18 inches taller than that troll but he still treats her like a petite little flower! BAHAHAHAHAHA. She'll probably carry him across her back over the threshhold on their honeymoon night.