Speaking Of Tranny Clowns.....
No, Janice from The Muppets didn't get a tittay job and an extreme Mystic Tan. It's your favorite tranny from outer space, New York! Homeboy is back and looking...well..looking...trannylicious! These are some new promo shots for New York's new Vh1 reality show "New York Goes To Brazil To Finally Get That Sex Change." No, it's called "New York Goes To Hollywood."
New York dresses up to play Marilyn Monroe and Dorothy Gale. Did you feel that? It's Marilyn and Judy Garland simultaneously flipping in their graves and screaming, "Bitch, NO!"
And I think I see nut in the first thumbnail below. New York, learn how to tuck properly! Take some ice to that shit!
Visit Vh1 Blog to see more pictures from this tranny mess of a photo shoot. Some of these pictures belong in the back of The Village Voice advertising for tranny escorts.
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OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site **sugarmingle . com. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
i just threw up
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Holy fucking CHRIST how is this even necessary? That bitch is NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSTY. Good GAWD!
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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!
LOL! Her face is just too much tranny fun for close-ups.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!!
Vh1 is messed up! It keeps giving those shitty and highly disturbed people reality shows. I mean, Who in hell trully loves Flavor Flav? And Who in hell has sex with that turtle? This woman is totally messed up, but for real.. she looks better as Marilyn than LiLohan.
I still can't believe some dumb fuck photographer allow this kinda shit!! They both should be arrested!
no
the hell? disturbing...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Wrong, wrong, so many flavors of wrong.
oh god make this ugly ghetto brats doll whore go away already.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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She's gained A few pounds I see. ugh!
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
She looks like something out of "Fritz The Cat" or, aptly enough, "Heavy Traffic".
I just gotta laugh at how people like this even get the time of day let alone a TV show and photo shoots. Things are really fucked up.
In my day, she was one of the hookers along with Tila Tequila sitting in the lock up at Rikers Island waiting for their pimp to bail them out.
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I have to admit that "I love New York" was one of my guilty pleasures. I loved to hate her and hated to love her.
Her mom scared the fekk out of me though! OMG! THAT tranny beyotch made NY look like a feminine beauty queen.
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her name is Mona Feet
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Submitted by mike on June 26, 2008 - 9:14am.
I cannot lie - New York is one of my favorite reality tv personalities.
I love her. She's rude and crude, also completely lacking in social grace BUT there's something about her where I can't stop watching. I Love New York Season One was HANDS DOWN the best "reality" dating show ever. Mr. Boston came to some ghetto club in Dallas, and I made my boyfriend (at the time) take me there to meet him. LOL!
I am going to watch. I love Vh1 shows. New York is awesome and funny as hell.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
Fucktivity, your name is New York.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
G-R-O-S-S !!!!
I wonder why they didn't invite this dude to the BET awards, is like he/she is a shame or not famous enought or something?
When wearing a wig-even for a shitacular photo shoot, it is important to A) Spend a little cash for a nice one and B) Brush the sonofabitch. I think that we should all just be happy that toto's not real. Sigh.
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I hate to admit it, but i love this bitch.
My fave New York quote: "I wanna make love on a stack of text books!" in reference to Mr. Boston. That's high-quality television right there folks :)
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by Francine on June 26, 2008 - 11:12am.
BLASPHEMY! Palmers ??? no no no girl you mean Queen Helene
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Ashy knees! Where yo Palmer's Cocoa Butter, girl?
"That fat bitch looks like eating is her hobby" New York
I LOVE her, yes she is trashy but she is very entertaining. Sometimes you want serious forms of enetertainment, but other times you want something thoughtfree and silly like her. Vh1 needs to stop investing in crap shows like rock of love which is just a hand me down of I Love New York. The Flavor Flav ones, were just the rough draft, the I Love New York series is the final product. She looks like a total fucking whore I could see down in the east village, newport on the side of the lip, cum stain by the other, but none the less shes great.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Seriously, VH1, enough of this bitch.
Wait, is that Jay-Z???
Holy shit. Right before I scrolled down, I completely thought that was Christina Agggguilllera with a fresh spray tan. Wow.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Why is Joe Camel playing dress-up?
Submitted by Khandi on June 26, 2008 - 9:27
I think she did get bigger implants its seems everytime I see this chick on tv her tits get bigger and bigger..
"Janice from the muppets"
ROFFLE!!! That is hitting the nail right on the head! XD
She DOES look like Janice in that first pic! I think it's the eyes. Janice doesn't actually have any either. HA!
Love the 'waterballoons velcroed to my sternum' look too. Those tits certainly appear to be from the muppet creature shop.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
hahahahahaha look @ the 3rd pic,.. Her legs are terrible, she should always cover them, and whats w/that trannylicious tattoo?? Oh Lord...this should be her last tv appearance, im done lookin @ her/him.
There she goes, looking like a runaway muppet.
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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
The sad thing is, she probably doesn't go without male company for very long.
Dammit, i'm going back to bed and start this day over. Midgets, Clowns and Dog-faced trannies, oh my.
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Run! It's the clergy!
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I don't want to insult HR Pufnstuf or anything, but I think he may be her daddy. Bitch has his nose. And eyes.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
NOT going to click on the pics. Looks WHORE-able from the thumbnails.
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She needs to lotion them legs,, And her nose looks weird.. Has it always looked like that??
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
When did RuPaul get implants?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
This is completely off topic, but I thought it'd be a welcome relief from the images of New York, La Paquena and Verne Troyer's tongue:
http://www.pandecats.com/x/seeing-eye-cats.shtml
(totally SFW)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
hehe these are pretty funny although it would be better if they were for a tranny escort service. my eyes aren't ready for any more of new york and sister patterson. are we to assume tailor made and champion will also be in the cast?
Manface is RIGHT - and piling on the makeup just enhances the manface.
On the bright side...looking at her makes me feel much better about myself. LMAO
Did she get bigger implants?
Why does ugly think it's not?
Why does ugly dress like a $3.50 hooker and can't make change for $4.00?
Why does ugly carry a sense of entitlement when it don't have no sense?
Sure, Gwad Bless America, only here, Dreams come true only at others nightmare expense.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Hey NY, I represent The Lollipop Guild and you are NOT welcome in Munchkin Land!
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
I love Jimmy Bocca!! *blushes*
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Sensimina.. Brilliant.. B/c all that Adult lingerie stuff is way too expensive to begin w/. Plus there are $ stores everywhere, And adult $ stores should be everywhere, too!
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She has a bad case of manface. The rocky horror picture show had more feminine trannys then this bitch. anyways yeah im tired of the wigs too, maybe it would be different if the wigs looked good or like normal hair but when u cross over the line to synthetic barbie hair it looks pathetic.
All this shit looks like it came from the Adult Dollar General. OMG that would be awesome if such a thing existed. I'd buy you all designer PVC dildos imported from Taiwan and some hawt .99 cent porn.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
She don't look right.
Ugly.
Just plain ugly.