Thursday, June 26th 2008

He Has No Idea Who The Hell She Is


Tranny Clown and red lipstick lover, Xtina, was on Larry King last night to talk about "Rock the Vote" and other shit. Larry King obviously had no idea who the hell he was interviewing. I was waiting for his pepaw ass to call her Britney, Jessica or even Marilyn Monroe! Larry even said to her, "You're pretty much known for being a soft singer." No, she's pretty much known for screaming into the microphone and bursting ear drums. Maybe it sounds soft to Larry because his hearing ain't so good?

This is why I love raptor-faced Larry. You could put a plate of boiled broccoli in front of him and he still wouldn't have any idea what it is. Well, he only eats pureed bananas and tapioca pudding, so why would he know what broccoli is?

Anyway, here's video of Xtina talking about boring shit and also pictures of her leaving Larry King. I mean, he didn't even ask her if that red grease on her lips was permanent or if Bat Boy sleeps upside down?! Opportunity missed!




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Submitted by MostlyNormal on June 26, 2008 - 12:22pm.

Dressing like a cheap prostitute and openly hating on women that compete with you equals feminism? Woman power? Aaaah, don't quite see that!

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She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club RICHLOVING.COM I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 26, 2008 - 7:41am.

True that about her pseudo- latina heritage. I always thought like-- yeah, my last name is Lee, but you dont see me practicing Kung Fu and claiming my dad's name was Bruce. I used to like her too, but she's got far too many personalities.

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 26, 2008 - 7:41am.

True that about her pseudo- latina heritage. I always thought like-- yeah, my last name is Lee, but you dont see me practicing Kung Fu and claiming my dad's name was Bruce. I used to like her too, but she's got far too many personalities.

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Larry--I am selling a lovely two bedroom two bath condo in a gated retirement community in Coconut Creek, Florida, and I'll let you have it for a song, tatale.

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I am so jealous right now. That grey cashmere hoodie looks so comfie. I want one!

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Aw, I love Xtina. She's so much more articulate and thoughtful than most celebrities. I love her feminism too. You go, Xtina, with your crazy self-tanned self!

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"You may not have noticed but peoples voices change over the years."

"unless you edcate yourself about her - STFU."

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Oh, for fuck's sake.

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Submitted by angel_i on June 26, 2008 - 4:50pm.

I can't hate on an old guy. I mean he has to be what? 80? It's really cute how Christina corrected him. :0) the only time I dislike people who intreview her, is when they ask her a question & then talk over her. At least Larry let her speak.

~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~

~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 26, 2008 - 10:21am.
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Dontcha just hate that Larry King guy? Soft-singer! What a loser! (see? I spelled it right so you know it's true!)

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"...and you got ::pauses to remember name and says fuck it in his head:: her involved?"

lol he's so old and out of touch sometimes... all of the time

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 26, 2008 - 3:26pm.

Jimmy I don't "get off" defending anybody. Christina was born just afer noon, in Staton Island hospital NYC, so what? Your place of birth does NOT change your hertiage. I was born in London, my father comes from Africa, does the fact that I was born in UK change the fact that i'm black? No.

I dont give a shit where/when you born, so dont waste your time telling me. Don't call me sweetheart either.

Jimmy it's a clear as day your gay, you dont need to point it out - I'm bisexual, so what? does being gay make you better than me or something?

Whatever Jimmy.

~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~

~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~

Hehe this shit was so fucking funny. I love reading the writing here. Tranny clown indeed. This bitch just looks awful with that gunk on her face. Larry totally had no clue who she was, goodness thats what made so funny. Soft singer? That had me rolling with laughter.

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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.

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JimmyB.. Do you still live in Staten Island.. If so that's so cool. I remember seeing that TrueLife on MTV about that, It was pretty interesting.. Looked way fun!

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LOL oklahamo unfort. since i was born on Staten island fake tans are a necessity. lol.

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JimmyBocca! Born in the same Hospital? Do you have a fetish for red lipstick and spray tan too?? Or was that just the one time birth that caused that or Chrtna that has that? lol

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LOL Dreamyaguileraeyes im sure you get off defending Christina but Christina tried to play her whole half latin side way too much and even tried to act like she had a spanish accent even though she was born in the same hospital as me! lol and you say I know nothing about her. Sweetheart I i grew up in the late 90's and I'm gay trust me when I tell you I use to love christina. But she is as fake as her hair and makeup. Sorry. :)

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 26, 2008 - 10:11am.
I've noticed her "spanish" accent has faded away. LOL. I'm sure that was just a ploy to get latin fans anyways

I never heard it. lthough her voice used to be alot softer, but shes grown now.

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 26, 2008 - 3:11pm.
I've noticed her "spanish" accent has faded away. LOL. I'm sure that was just a ploy to get latin fans anyways.

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What Spanish accent? She's never had one. You may not have noticed but peoples voices change over the years.

Christina's father comes from Guayaquil, Ecuador.

Christina's mother has a German, Irish & American background.

How can being Latino be a "ploy" when she has Ecuadorian blood in her?

Jimmy, you know jack shit about this woman, so unless you edcate yourself about her - STFU.

~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~

~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~

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I've noticed her "spanish" accent has faded away. LOL. I'm sure that was just a ploy to get latin fans anyways.

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Christina was very articulate, very professional. She couldn't explain why she found Obama to be special, but she did pretty good.

■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
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She's going to turn into Jennifer Coolidge.

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Did anyone see Larry hastily double check his notes after she said, "No, I'm actually known as more of a powerhouse, power-ballad singer?" Hilarious.

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You could put a plate of steamed broccoli before Larry and he not only would not know what it is, he would interview it.

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I love how she rolls her eyes when Larry mentioned her baby. She's totally thinking FUCK, don't remind me.

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Loozer, i see the Simpsons, But I seen that yesterday too. i wasn't for sure.. Good luck!

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Sheeps.. Ok Quit talking about stiff ones!! I am married after all, and get NONE!

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Submitted by oklahoma on June 26, 2008 - 7:55am.

Apparently other people see my new avatar. It still shows the cicada on my end. I deleted cookies and everything. lol I am stuck with the cicada.
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Submitted by forever.now on June 26, 2008 - 2:04pm.
to dreamy aguilera eyes...
that's so cute.

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Submitted by MargeAggedon on June 26, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Never actually watch the show but I've seen enough clips to know the guy isn't all there any more.
I expect he'd have a very lively interview with the broccoli before someone finally told him that he was talking to a vegetable.
His response... "I didn't know I'd be interviewing the president."
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Submitted by boysexy on June 26, 2008 - 2:10pm.
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The first time,I've ever agreed with a spammer!!

~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~

~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~

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Submitted by DeeDee on June 26, 2008 - 6:01am.
Not a Larry King fan. But his dementia is becoming way more entertaining than the people he interviews.

heehee. Xtina probably needed a stiff one (a drink--what?) after the interview.

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Forever.Now.. LOL I bet he was hoping she'd lay down like a pillow.. That's funny stuff!!

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At least she's not gonna belt in his face lol

when he said "soft singer" he didn't mean her voice. it was time for his nap and he thought she would make a nice pillow.

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Ok So I'm here all by myself today, No boss! Fuck me its going to be hard to do any work. I need to quote health insurance now, But nope, can't do it.

Must continue to read comments!! Can't pull away! *says in Star Trek slow voice*

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Why won't Ms Larry retire?

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Never actually watch the show but I've seen enough clips to know the guy isn't all there any more.
I expect he'd have a very lively interview with the broccoli before someone finally told him that he was talking to a vegetable.
His response... "I didn't know I'd be interviewing the president."

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to dreamy aguilera eyes...

that's so cute.

LOL - does she ever shut the hell up? She could condense 5 minutes of babble into one concise sentence if she really tried. Oh but that would defeat the point of her hearing her own voice...

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Clarisse Mums the word! Also, Now I got that song in my head that you noted on the Bday sluts.. Tanks a lot! *crosses vagina*

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Not a Larry King fan. But is dementia is becoming way more entertaining than the people he interviews.

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after the last election wasn't she busted for not even being registered after the last rock the vote shit fest?

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Ugh. Here's my idea. Singers, sing. Actors, act. Beyond that, shut up.

Oi, i'm crank this morning.

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*proudly* I stayed up until 4am to watch this!! I've seen six times since then. I loved the intreview, Christina was very cute in it. Love what she is wearing too!!

~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~

~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~

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loozer, ,Are you still having prob's changing your av??

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Did anyone catch The Daily Show Moment of Zen with Larry playing drums? Hilarious.

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HAHA, That look on her face is priceless, Like "uhm, this interview went.. well??"

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