Wednesday, June 25th 2008
Prepare To Be Turned On
Pull out the Kleenex and KY, because a Mini-Me sexy time tape is upon us! It's what your genitals have been waiting for. TMZ has a "tiny" clip of Verne Troyer tonguing his girlfriend at the time. SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100,000 for the sex tape, but no deal has been made.
I need to see this now, just so I know what Mini-Me is working with. I bet he has taquito dick with extra cheese. I mean, does it even reach?!
They better call this shit "Mini-In-Me" or I'm going to be pissed!
Click here to watch the "short" clip and try not to bust a nut all over your keyboard.
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It is official, I am going gayelle. Any gayelles out there want to help me in my journey? This is beyond gross.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
Not clicking ...
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 25, 2008 - 4:23pm.
OMG! YES! When Peter DINKlage was on Nip/Tuck, I kind of got turned on.
Now I know how to avoid eating dinner-think of Verne having sexy times and him having a normal sized asshole!
Thanks, MK!
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by Michael K on June 25, 2008 - 5:22pm.
He totally has small ass cheeks but a normal sized a-hole
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Funny, I am totally the opposite.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Submitted by Michael K on June 25, 2008 - 2:19pm.
You know you bitches are jacking to this shit!
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Peter Dinklage MAYBE. This creep? Not a snowball's chance in hell, MK!
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Chick looks like Karen Carpenter, which makes it extra special necrophiliicious!
(TMZ, huh. Between their recent snarkiness, bitchiness, and Phoebe Price I think Harv is borrowing heavily from you, MK)
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 25, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Yeah, me too, but I didn't go. I'm saving it for later.
He totally has small ass cheeks but a normal sized a-hole
ohmy, that is bad enough! Still not clicking!
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
Sorry for the delay in replying MK, I had to uhm finish first. (and wash my hands)
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
-ohmy- !!!
THAT'S IT! That's where my utter disgust of mini-me started!!! Who else was on there? There had to be a hot guy, or i wouldn't have watched it.
MK,
You are a sick little monkey. That's what we love about you!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Michael K on June 25, 2008 - 2:19pm.
You know you bitches are jacking to this shit!
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Why do you hate us?
Submitted by Michael K on June 25, 2008 - 5:49pm.
MK!
Sorry, just the thought of this shit makes me gag..
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
For those of you not wanting to click let me give you deets:
It's SFW no nekkidness
BUT
You see Verne adjust camera
says "Can you see yourself"
They start kissing
She starts Moaning
His tongue goes rock hard
The End....
MK, what in the name of all that is holy did we ever do to you? JAYSUS!!
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*CRIES* what the Eff did I just watch?
Ok did ANYONE watch Sureal life when he was zooming around the house nekkid peeing in the corner? He was NOT an attractive little man - I have NO desire to see tape of him.
Mini-me needs a partner his own size.
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thankfully, it's currently unavailable, so I can still see out of both eyes.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
NO WAY IN HELL am I clicking that link!
fucking GROSS!
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
You know you bitches are jacking to this shit!
oh my holy god.....
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
ew... what the HELL is he doing with his tongue? Making it stiff because its bigger than his dick? I don't even get it.
Submitted by lahlah on June 25, 2008 - 5:14pm.
Oh my. I need to say a quick prayer to the sweet baby jesus after seeing that.
I thought that WAS the baby jeebus kissing up on a hooker of yester year !
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
WTF is the name of the book in the background-Power Acid? I would need power acid to have the nerve to watch the clip.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
ok I am officially NOT clicking on anymore links regardless of topic...not even Depp naked will get me ...ummmm...nevermind
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
I just puked in my mouth when I refreshed the page. I will not, NOT fucking click on the link. FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!
I just mini-gagged, and I didn't even watch it.
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MK, I love ya, but nothing can make me click the link to see Verne having sexy times.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
Oh my. I need to say a quick prayer to the sweet baby jesus after seeing that.
I feel sick to my stomach FUCK
why did i click the link why whyw hwy whjhsfoihsflzhflvkdv
fuuuuuuuuuuuck!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
NO
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
PrettyPoison!!!
That's what she said!!!
LMAO!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Two "should know better than to" clicks in a row? Are you mad at us MK?
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
I usually will watch just about anything, but Verne doin' sexy times- No flippin' way! It was bad enough having to see him piss in the weight room and hear his drunken bleeting on The Surreal Life, I just cannot allow myself to be further exposed to his ickyness! Sorry, I know it isn't very p.c, but I have a real problem watching dwarfs!
I'll just wait till you bitchez start giving details. I just had lunch....
M.E let me know girl.
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
*PUKE*
Why did I hit the refresh button?
MK, are trying to make us barf, or poke our eyes out? *(see below)
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Oh HELLL no!
You can't make me "click" to see that shit!!!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Oh HELL No.