Wednesday, June 25th 2008
Prepare To Be Turned On
Pull out the Kleenex and KY, because a Mini-Me sexy time tape is upon us! It's what your genitals have been waiting for. TMZ has a "tiny" clip of Verne Troyer tonguing his girlfriend at the time. SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100,000 for the sex tape, but no deal has been made.
I need to see this now, just so I know what Mini-Me is working with. I bet he has taquito dick with extra cheese. I mean, does it even reach?!
They better call this shit "Mini-In-Me" or I'm going to be pissed!
Click here to watch the "short" clip and try not to bust a nut all over your keyboard.
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Clarisse sounds great. We can get a couple acres on the big island and live clothing optional. We can build a treehouse and call our tribe The fallopians.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
so freakin' disgusting!!!
When is Britney gonna fly off the rails again" I cna't take anymore of this fuckery.
GDit. I just finished a tuna sandwich. I feel my stomach lurching. GDit!!
where can I see the rest of it?
zomay,
Good call...we don't need to get married. It will be a civil union. Hawaii, watch out!
I can't wait to start talking like Dog the Bounty Hunter!!
Brahhhh! Fo' Shua!!! (yes, i am trying to distract my attention from the picture posted here!)
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Run! It's the clergy!
Not only does the clip make me vomit, but what kids the freak off....I'll never eat again.
Damn it, MK. What the FUCK did our eyes do to you today to punish us so? My eyeballs are still stinging from that douche Mayer link.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
I cant wait till I meet my friends for Happy Hour and start a conversation with...."Mini-me has a sex-tape would you watch it?"
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 25, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Fuck MK, it has been pulled. Go to the site anyhow, it is right up your twisted alley.
And the peen was normal but looked weird hanging to his knees
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Yes, I am this sheltered to not be aware that litle people have normal sized peens.
*shock*
*disgust*
*intruige*
OH HELL NO! No NO No NO no!! no.
@Latin Honey Cups- I think we could have all done without all that personal information, thank you!
@Latin Honey Cups- I think we could have all done without all that personal information, thank you!
Fuck MK, it has been pulled. Go to the site anyhow, it is right up your twisted alley.
And the peen was normal but looked weird hanging to his knees.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 25, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Something about Verne screams freak in the bedroom.
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something about you screams freak
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
i've seen midget porn.. so I'll spare my eyes once again.. the first time was too traumatic and Ive seen it all.....
What is this? Gross-out Week on Dlisted?
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
Hekki:
If she's shaving daily she's got a hell of a five o'clock shadow thing happening to her eyebrows.
MK - you whore, you posting in here????
I am intrigued...celebrity sex tapes tend to be a disappointment, expect Kim Kardasisan's sex tape (SP?), other than that I have been left dry and unclimaxed. However this might do the trick. Something about Verne screams freak in the bedroom.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
Clarisse sounds great, but can we change Utah to Hawaii? That way if any of us change our minds we have tanned men to look at.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
Where the Hell is TV, He loves him some midget porn.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Is this the girlfriend who shaves her entire body EVERY DAY? (I live for little gossipy weird tidbits like this!)
And not to be like Denise Richards, airing my childrens' dirty laundry, but... Mr. Hekki and I still can't believe that a 2 year old can produce turds as large as an adult's. We asked the pediatrician and she laughed and said it's totally normal.
it's like a bad outtake from
the evil Chucky movies
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
nooo...why??? ugh
Can you imagine him in a porn shop? The dildos and vibrators would be taller than him. I wonder if that chick has taken a strap-on to him?
Submitted by loric on June 25, 2008 - 5:28pm.
LMAO @ "elf people"!
I have nothing against little people, but they just remind me of little kids too much. The thought of their dick size makes me uncomfortable
I feel the exact same way with Asian people (no disrespect to anyone here) I just can't watch Asian porn, i feel weird, like a pedophile.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on June 25, 2008 - 4:30pm.
I just dropped in so we can all have a pussy jerk to mini-me's tape
Why does his tongue look like a vienna sausage???
Why the hell did I have to look???
Submitted by Otter Pop on June 25, 2008 - 2:29pm.
I'm just happy someone in this world is willing to have sex with him. There's no way I could look past his tiny size. I'm not that nice of a person.
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HAHAAH, me, too. I am shallow and proud of it!
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
I usually have a high threshold for grossness, but I think this video made me reach my limit. I gagged a little.
I'll just wait until people start revealing the details. I know better than to click on MK's links.
Ok all I need to know is if he moans like he did in the Surreal Life when he gets drunk and passes out.
About time you drop in MK!!
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 25, 2008 - 4:27pm.
A clip of mini-me's mini? Send me the clip! I want to seeee
I'm just happy someone in this world is willing to have sex with him. There's no way I could look past his tiny size. I'm not that nice of a person.
JESUS CHRIST
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
zomay,
Hey, join Mrs K, Kizzy and myself. We are moving to Utah. The more the merrier!! I'm never kissing again thanks to this pic.
*runs off to the can*
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And a lot of elf people have regular sized dicks!
~Michael K
Oh. Oh oh oh. This is one sex tape that should never have come out.
http://www.notontheguestlist.wordpress.com
Submitted by Michael K on June 25, 2008 - 2:25pm.
And a lot of elf people have regular sized dicks!
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Peter Dinklage is HUGE.
Or so I've heard.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
LMAO @ "elf people"!
I have nothing against little people, but they just remind me of little kids too much. The thought of their dick size makes me uncomfortable...
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
No, no, no. My eyes are not ready for that. I refuse to click. Just the screenshot is enough.
He reminds me of the evil ventriloquists dummy in that old Ann-Margret flick, MAGIC. I still won't watch, but that tongue of his in the still, it looks like a parrot tongue! I am all sorts of nauseated right now!
For all you masochists, you can catch a full clip including peen on efukt.
I know I rattle on about that site but I like sick porn.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
You are a naughty boy - that's why I lub you! :) hehe
Michael K....of course you get here when I am leaving.....shit!
have a great afternoon all, I have to go make some money.....
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
Submitted by -ohmy- on June 25, 2008 - 4:25pm.
I'm guessing! I've seen midge porn before
Michael K - how do you know the size of his A hole - I'm just curious? LOL
Submitted by islandgirl on June 25, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by Michael K on June 25, 2008 - 5:22pm.
He totally has small ass cheeks but a normal sized a-hole
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Funny, I am totally the opposite.
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hehehehehhehehehe, IG...you silly girl.
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
And a lot of elf people have regular sized dicks!
Oh my god. That picture is enough to make me want to barf, I don't need to see the rest. It reminds some kind of horror movie, like The Exorcist or The Puppet Master.