Wednesday, June 25th 2008
Prepare To Be Turned On
Pull out the Kleenex and KY, because a Mini-Me sexy time tape is upon us! It's what your genitals have been waiting for. TMZ has a "tiny" clip of Verne Troyer tonguing his girlfriend at the time. SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100,000 for the sex tape, but no deal has been made.
I need to see this now, just so I know what Mini-Me is working with. I bet he has taquito dick with extra cheese. I mean, does it even reach?!
They better call this shit "Mini-In-Me" or I'm going to be pissed!
Click here to watch the "short" clip and try not to bust a nut all over your keyboard.
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Submitted by M.E. on June 25, 2008 - 5:19pm.
Ok, if he has a normal sized peen, and he gets hard, can he use it as a crutch? A stand?
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nah, a Kickstand, to go with his banana seat...
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
BRADIFUL I heart you too. You is my number 1 biotch.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
WTF? I didnt see anything. Just him sticking his tongue in her gaping maw...
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
kdracofan, I have a question for you. A little off topic. But having to do with Dlisted.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
I want to see him take on La Pequeña!
Sorry, I'm holding out for the Mini Me/La Pequena sex tape. For that I'd throw down my $29.95 and my dignity. Okay, threw down my dignity long ago, but that only cost me $7.99 and the rental cost on the Baby Bop costume.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 25, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by M.E. on June 25, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Ok, if he has a normal sized peen, and he gets hard, can he use it as a crutch? A stand?
It could possibly be used as a handle to play "Spin the Mini-me"
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OMG! Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
*grabs one way ticket to hell*
Damn, I missed MK.
zomay!
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?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Ea diablo! GROSS!
Clarisse don't worry little lady, I is gonna smell real good for ya. I just bought lady ADIDAS for my pits.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
Submitted by M.E. on June 25, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Ok, if he has a normal sized peen, and he gets hard, can he use it as a crutch? A stand?
It could possibly be used as a handle to play "Spin the Mini-me"
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zomay,
"Clarisse would you lay off the talking, I am trying to watch the game."
Wow, it's like living with a man, but without the smell of feet and farts!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Ok, if he has a normal sized peen, and he gets hard, can he use it as a crutch? A stand?
*confused*
It's a good thing they're laying down and kissing.
He would look pretty stupid using a step ladder trying to kiss her.
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FritoDorito :)
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
Clarisse would you lay off the talking, I am trying to watch the game.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL WAS THAT
THIS IS MY WORLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BUNNY420
Haha Nanners. I bet the Atomic clock is set by MK and his special times.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 25, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Where did you go MK? Are you having masturbation times right now?
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Every hour, on the hour.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Is it wrong that I had to bite my tongue to hold back my laughter from watching that? It was too funny to be disgusting; I kinda feel bad for him.
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If Billy Ocean can't chase the devil out of you, nothing can. -MK, 6/18/08
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 25, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Fuck MK, it has been pulled. Go to the site anyhow, it is right up your twisted alley.
And the peen was normal but looked weird hanging to his knees.
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Wouldn't he pass out when he gets hard ?? He is such a small person and all the blood flow down there to get it up.
Also, if he got it up, would he tip over?
Submitted by zomay on June 25, 2008 - 4:05pm.
M.E. I will be the man of the tribe. That means I will take the trash out, scratch my crotch, trim the trees, drink a 12 pack, and fall asleep on the wicker sofa.
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LMAO
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
No MK....not this time....i wont look, i wont!!!
That still from the video is enough to make me regurgitate my granola!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
zomay,
And your response to everything will be "Huh? Yes, in a minute. Geeze!"
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Run! It's the clergy!
Where did you go MK? Are you having masturbation times right now?
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
M.E. I will be the man of the tribe. That means I will take the trash out, scratch my crotch, trim the trees, drink a 12 pack, and fall asleep on the wicker sofa.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
Submitted by devilgirl on June 25, 2008 - 5:39pm.
@Latin Honey Cups- I think we could have all done without all that personal information, thank you!
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Lo Siento. I do tend to over share.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
I'd rather put a lit cigarette in my eye.
my eyes!
Eww, I watched a video of a man getting dismembered by a truck without flinching but this grosses me out.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 25, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Oh Mah Damn! I just noticed MK's tags on this story...
Hold Me • Sex Tapes • Uncomfortable
Bwhahahahahah!!!
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hahaha!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I'll be the chef of our tribe. I can make delicious meals outta the most odd combinations of food.
Be prepared for a lot of fish/shell fish, papaya, kiwi, cocoanut and macadamia nuts.
Mmmmmmmmmm.
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Oy, dollface don't do this to me! No you're making me want to eat my nutrisystem dinner even less!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Oh Mah Damn! I just noticed MK's tags on this story...
Hold Me • Sex Tapes • Uncomfortable
Bwhahahahahah!!!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by EyeRoll on June 25, 2008 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 25, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Something about Verne screams freak in the bedroom.
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something about you screams freak
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Oh gee what gave you that impression?
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
oh christ. feeling violated right now.
I have only my stupid self to blame.
Clarisse, MRS K, M.E, :)
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
OMG, MK is here!? This is soooo cool :)
must.. say..something..witty... about... mini-me..
can you believe this? I can't think of a single thing. Tsk, and I call myself a dlister. Shame..
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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement!
Submitted by zomay on June 25, 2008 - 2:56pm.
M.E.! that sounds great. Mrs K. what would Jodie Foster say to that?
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She'd say "Keep 'em bouncing, doll face!"
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Is he spanking his monkey in that clip? There is some back and forth arm action.
*wretches*
I'll be the chef of our tribe. I can make delicious meals outta the most odd combinations of food.
Be prepared for a lot of fish/shell fish, papaya, kiwi, cocoanut and macadamia nuts.
Mmmmmmmmmm.
Submitted by sharlababe on June 25, 2008 - 3:54pm.
I don't know people, but how many guys can boast a tongue that's as long as their penis?
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HAHAHAHA!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
zomay,
The fallopians. Brilliant!!
ME,
Come on over!
Mrs K.,
No of course you won't do the yard work. We will hire fine bodied 25 year old men for that!
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Run! It's the clergy!
M.E.! that sounds great. Mrs K. what would Jodie Foster say to that?
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
@Sharlababe-Gene Simmons?
Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
I feel live I've just heard about my granny's sex tape.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I don't know people, but how many guys can boast a tongue that's as long as their penis?
Mmmmm, mini me taquitos. Who's got the salsa?
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
I'm just going to pretend I didn't see/read this and move on. ;)
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Girls, I don't do yardwork, 'K?
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
*running to join Zomay's tribe*
'cept, I'll keep my udders covered with a syrong. (sp?)