Wednesday, June 25th 2008

Tim McGraw To The Rescue!


Tim McGraw was performing a show in Auburn, Washington last night when he noticed some chunky ass redneck allegedly hitting a woman. Tim called for security and then tried to pull the country bear on stage. When security got the dude on stage, Tim looked like he was about to bitch punch the guy. Please, Tim wouldn't screw up his fancy manicure.

Tim's spokeswhore explained the situation to People, "While Tim was performing at the White River Amphitheater in Auburn, Washington, last night, he watched a man rush to the front of the stage. This overly aggressive fan attacked a female fan and Tim witnessed this incident. Tim called for security, but when they could not respond quick enough, Tim and several crew members removed the fan from the audience where he was then turned over to the local authorities."

Getting drunk on moonshine and man-handling a woman at the Tim McGraw show? So cliche! I think that's part of the initiation into the dumbass redneck club. And it looks like the dude was wearing one of his good wife beaters last night. It's a shame it got ruined.

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I love it! Hauled his ass right up onto the stage. Let's see Douchbag Mayer or Justin Doucherlake do something like that.

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Submitted by M.E. on June 25, 2008 - 4:36pm

would love to cyber smack the shit out if it

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*rolls eyes*

Always on the other side of the fence.

Always.

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Fans of contemporary country music are one of the many subsets of people I avoid like the proverbial plague.

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Submitted by M.E. on June 25, 2008 - 3:19pm.
Uvula, I havent heard that second song...
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You're in for a panty creaming.

Shit, did I type that out loud???

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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!

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add the cmt to the list along with bet and fox for channels that are banned in my house...
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Yay! Tim Mcgraw saved someone. Good man. Its the right thing to do since his music sucks ass and probably drove the bastard to violence in the first place.

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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.

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Submitted by KidL on June 25, 2008 - 3:07pm.
I knew there was a reason why I avoid Country Music like the plague

Are you implying that the crowds at rock and/or hip-hop concerts are not violent? I don't know if many artists of any genre of music would actually interrupt a show to help someone in the audience. Just sayin'.
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Uvula, I havent heard that second song...

*goes to youtube*

A drunken hillbilly beat down is foreplay in the country.

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Submitted by M.E. on June 25, 2008 - 3:16pm.
Have you guys heard his song "Over and Over" with Nelly?

It's pretty awsome.
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"Cause it's all in my head!" OMG I loved that song! Now I will have to download it later. Thanks M.E.! :)

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I used to despise, I mean truely DESPISE Country music, till the hub. His redneck ass swooned me with playing Kenny Chesney's "You had me from Hello".

Bait, line and hook. I was a gonner.

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ME- "Over and Over" and "She's My Kind of Rain" do it for me every time. The vidoes are **fans self**

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I hear ya M.E.....I knew you ladies would get my posting.

Tim is great, I have a newfound love for this guy...

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Have you guys heard his song "Over and Over" with Nelly?

It's pretty awsome.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I've always liked him but his twatty, sore loser of a wife bugs.

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I DEEEEEESPISE cuntry music but

A) DAYUM!!! Them jeans and wife beater (sorry) loookin good!!!

B) You can't have nothing but respect for Tim for stoppin that fat fucker hitting a woman.

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PSL - lets just say, I'm going to go see STP at the end of July, I am NOT looking forward to keeping those fuckers off me.

Last concert I attended I ended up in a punching match with a drunk fucker who didn't understand "I'm married, get the fuck away from me."

*rolls eyes*

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I'm pretty "ehhh" about Tim McGraw, but that was pretty damn awesome.

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@PSL...ummm. That is how I get all my dates...
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LOL

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Sorry, but I have to give it to McGraw, he saw Boss Hogg hitten on a wimenz and ejected his fat smelly ass.

What other singers actually pay attention to that shit?

Not many.

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big fat fucker got tossed like a salad!
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I'm liking this guy all of a sudden.

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This was awesome...i saw it this morning. The man was hassling the women around him, and Tim threw his ass out. I think it is great!

It sucks when you are out trying to have a good time, and some douchebag guy keeps grabbing at your ass, or breathing his fucking beer breath in your face, while he spits on you trying to get you to go home with him.

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I knew there was a reason why I avoid Country Music like the plague.

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Man he and Faith are little S*** starters! LOL J/K