Cher Still Has A Fan
Unfortunately, Cher's last living fan is really annoying and really, really handsy. Cher was with friends at Tootsie's in Nashville when 36-year-old Calvin Hutton Houghland kept bothering her ass. Cher was sitting in a roped off area reserved for plastic corpses and Calvin kept trying to get her attention. The police report claims that Calvin "managed to reach past the roped off area and grabbed Cher by the waist."
The dumb fug was kicked out of Tootsie's, but he came back a little while later and kept harassing Cher. Security came to her defense, so Calvin called the fuzz and said he was the one being assaulted. Genius move. When the police arrived, they found that Calvin actually assaulted Cher when he grabbed her waist. He was told to leave, but he kept coming back and finally asked to be arrested. He probably realized that if he's hitting on Cher, he deserves to be locked up forever. And he should be locked up forever.
Calvin said he had 3 beers that night and he failed a sobriety test. 3 beers and he's hitting on Cher?! I would hate to see the way he behaves after a couple of kamikaze shots. And is it just me or is Cher's stalker kind of hot? Ugh....I need to get some.
Source: Tennessean
Thanks Charles
Uma's stalker was kind of hot. This guy was just kind of drunk. MK, I think you have a secret thing for stalkers.
But I don't blame you. It's hot knowing someone would risk handcuffs just to get their hands on your tush.
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What about the Black Fuzzed Chereep?
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What a ^%$&$%$ man！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported him joined the rich man [spam] babies site
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Tootsie's Orchid Lounge....love it! Best bar in Nashville...even though you do find the occasional prick like this dumbass.
Tootsie's is known the world over for the "holler and swaller"!!!
http://www.tootsies.net/
Cher's hit everything else, so why not this tool?
www.myspace.com/triston
Yeah, MK, you need to get some, because that guy is fug.
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He looks like a portly Tom Berenger.
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HA HA, Look, dear looser, I'm a (kind of) fan of Cher too, and I'm younger than you, so, what's the matter?
I think the most surprising thing about this story is that man is "36" wtf??
Moonmaid.. Oh funny!! I'll remember that.. And say that the next time I get pulled over, tonight prob.. lol
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okie - "3 beers" is the standard alkie line to wives and policemen. It's alkie code for, "I've been drinking since 1:30 this afternoon."
Damn, that's a rough 36! My husband is 50 and he looks way hotter than that.
LOL - his eyebags far outdoor Cher, and she's probably got 30 years on him.
p.s. not hot, you def need some, MK.
LOL!
Submitted by devilgirl on June 25, 2008 - 3:10pm.
It would have been great when he grabbed her by the waist, if he had said "I got you babe!"
Dude must have been sexually abused by his grandmother and never got things worked out.
Looks like the sort of narcisstic, childish, puke that is dangerous as hell to celebrities. Cher has a new monthly expense--bodyguards.
Hell, I want to punch him just from looking at his picture.
Look how red that guys eyes are. Not after 3 beers surely.. Maybe some weed?
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@oklahoma...you know chastity will cut a bitch, you just know it...
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sexy motherfucker...
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on June 25, 2008 - 12:09pm.
SOUNDS FAMILIAR!
Who comes back when they know they are not wanted?
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a psychopathic bully
he probably thought someone abandoned a mannequin and he wanted to claim it for his new store. :)
Ha....that guy totally has Cher toucher eyes!!
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Letinstar..lol Oh yeah, forgot about Chasity Chop Jaws! She's prob the reason Cher had to stay there so long.. Cher would order a steak, and Chop Jaws would run up and gank it from her plate.
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i'm guessing this dude was planted by cher to get her name again out to the masses....everybody knows that as long as chastity is on bodyguard detail, no one can get close to cher...
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sexy motherfucker...
LMAO! 3 beers! i'm a 5'1 female and 100 lbs. soaking wet, and i get a slight buzz from 3 beers.
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3 BEERS and he failed the test.....LIGHTWEIGHT!!! I would need 33333333333333333333333333333 beers to try to hit that mess!!!
It's just you MK...
cher's still alive?!.. thought that was a mannequin
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What type of weirdo does that?
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DevilGirl.. Bwahahahah.. That would have been awesome if he said that to her!
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Grabbing Cher by the waist sounds, well, impossible somehow.
Umm... He looks a WEE bit older than 36 me thinks...
It would have been great when he grabbed her by the waist, if he had said "I got you babe!"
SOUNDS FAMILIAR!
Who comes back when they know they are not wanted?
Is Calvin hot? Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....Feck NOOOOO.
Submitted by TT99 on June 25, 2008 - 3:04pm.
I just love it that Cher is ooh-chilin' and kee-keeing with her BFFS's at a bar called Tootsie's
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It's even funnier than that...it's actually called Tootsie's Orchid Lounge. I used to live in a suburb of Nashville and NO I never hung out there. LOL! It's near Printer's Alley, a kind of tame "red light" district.
http://www.tootsies.net/index.html
I just love it that Cher is ooh-chilin' and kee-keeing with her BFFS's at a bar called Tootsie's. She's my new celebrity friend. I've banged way uglier guys than him though. And have been way less drunk.
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I think there's a dick drought going on around here if you ask me..
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Why did Cher stay so long at this place after that happened, Long enough for tht dude to keep coming back.. like WTF?
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MK: You and me both
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