Getting A Head Start
Robot Call Girl told InTouch Weekly that her daughters, ages 3 and 4, are currently in therapy because of her messy divorce to Prostitute Tranny Infested Sperm. She said, “My kids are in therapy. It’s very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now. On the other hand, it’s good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate.”
No, it's really sad that she's telling their business to InTouch! She claims she's speaking out to help other parents, “If I can help anyone feel better about their kids being in therapy — then something else good has come of this, too." Irv Richards needs to come and get his daughter and take her out for a colonic because she's full of shit! I mean, she is constipated.
Thanks to their lube-for-brains parents, Sam and Lola will need therapy for the rest of their lives. They aren't the only ones that need help, Denise and Charlie should both sit on the shrink's couch. Better yet, they should be locked up in the looney bin.
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I can't wait for these girls to write a book titled "Thanks Mom for airing our family BS."
I agree chickenhead. I had a girl-crush on her once I saw Wild Things.
Mel-Tang- you rule, and that avatar is soooooooooooo gay! lololol Which reminds me of that video of them on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHLr5AYl5f4
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
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Look into her eyes. She is totally and completely bonkers.
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Charlie Sheen appears to be not the most stable guy in the world, however, Charlie is not selling his kids to a tv show.
I really feel sorry for those children. I think Social Services should intervene and take those kids away from Denise and place them in a decent foster home until this train wreck of a mother gets her shit straight and cares more about her children than her money grubbing twat.
I was in therapy at that age. You would think 3 and 4 is a bit young, but it isn't. Some problems develop later in in life from things that occur as early as 6 months old.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Despite her seemingly lame personality, I think Denise Richards is one of the most beautiful women there ever was at her prime. Lotta eyebrows though...
Great job fucking your kids up so early in life you worthless whorehag.
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I like Denise, but aren't the kids kind of young for therapy?
All they need to do is keep their personal matters private from the kids. THAT'S what messes kids up, when they see their parents arguing, etc.
Obviously they are both in the news and eventually the kids will see that when they are older, but they are so little right now; they shouldn't be watching that kind of t.v. yet.
Charlie is an ASSHOLE.
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Hey Preppie
And good loving and responsible parent would not be airing their children's problems to the world.
I wish someone would have tied her tubes before she married Charlie.
Well, if she would stop publicly calling Charlie every GD name in the book and they could BOTH act like adults, those girls wouldn't need any advocate for them.
And 3 and 4 in therapy? TOO FUCKING YOUNG!
This crazy bitch needs to be lobotomized.
does this bitch ever SHUT UP?!
Shit! At that age kids dont know what the fuck is going on, nor do they care. Youre better off taking them to the park and getting ice cream.
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Submitted by DeeDee on June 25, 2008 - 2:19pm.
"On the other hand, it’s good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate.”
Uh, isn't that your job?
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It obviously doesn't work with her when she's telling the kids "Your father is a *@#@!$%&*. Now what did my babies want to ask me?"
Sam's unibrow is SO DISTRACTING. I can't decide if she's a cute kid or an ugly kid because I can't take my eyes of the face caterpillar.
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Love Carrottopelina.
Denise only made this announcement because she thinks she's hurting Charlie. Well, the only ones she is hurting is her kids. What a stupid bitch.
She's the one who married Charlie, and went back with him. Look in the mirror Denise.
And E was stupid enough to offer her and White Oprah a show.
And we wonder why the other countries hate us.
"On the other hand, it’s good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate.”
Uh, isn't that your job?
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Denise REALLY needs to shut the fuck up.
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When is this no talent whore going to shut the fuck up?
Charlie is a crazy scumbag and Denise is no better. I'm so over hearing about these 2 - I mean they are adults and they act like 12 year olds. You don't hear other celebs having little bitch fights likes these two - and they have two little girls who are obviously going to suffer. Over it!
I don't know. Shouldn't this be a private thing; do we really need to know that your children are in therapy. That is a private matter.
Looks like Denise is a media whore too. Don't bring the children in your mess of a life.
They're in therapy playing with the blocks not listening to a GD word the therapist is saying because THEY ARE TODDLERS.
Who does this lying twat think she is?? Seriously??
How can kids too young to know how to wipe their own asses benefit from therapy?
My brain hurts from the stupid.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
They have therapy for such young children? good shit.
Poor kids
PS - I just got back from Vegas this morning at 5:45am and I am at work. Kick me please.