Getting A Head Start
Robot Call Girl told InTouch Weekly that her daughters, ages 3 and 4, are currently in therapy because of her messy divorce to Prostitute Tranny Infested Sperm. She said, “My kids are in therapy. It’s very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now. On the other hand, it’s good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate.”
No, it's really sad that she's telling their business to InTouch! She claims she's speaking out to help other parents, “If I can help anyone feel better about their kids being in therapy — then something else good has come of this, too." Irv Richards needs to come and get his daughter and take her out for a colonic because she's full of shit! I mean, she is constipated.
Thanks to their lube-for-brains parents, Sam and Lola will need therapy for the rest of their lives. They aren't the only ones that need help, Denise and Charlie should both sit on the shrink's couch. Better yet, they should be locked up in the looney bin.
ShareThis
i dont like cocaine as much as teh richards lady does. that is truth times!
M.E.,
I normally don't encourage matricide, but i'll tell ya, in Denise's case, i'd look the other way.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Run! It's the clergy!
Sam is definitely more fucked up than Lola....she understands what is going on more.
Poor kids. I feel so badly for them. This will not turn out well....
**************************************************
“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
Submitted by Euphoria on June 25, 2008 - 10:51am.
They look more frightened to me and, rightfully so. Both of their parents are unfit (the courts should give them to Irv) and there's no telling what they've seen and heard. Sam is ALWAYS sucking her thumb and has a woobie (blanket) or something to comfort herself. Lola just looks pissed...she's the one who will most likely grow up and kill Denise in her sleep.
***************************************************
i agree with you 100%. Those girls are scared to death.
Exactly GIG. I bet the "therapist" is from 1-800-BABYSIT.
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
LOL ELB: Stop being so modest...you are...
:)
*runs in the room*
El Bastardo is talking anal!
*pulls up a chair...pulls off grannie panties*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by DeeDee on June 25, 2008 - 2:19pm.
"On the other hand, it’s good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate.”
Uh, isn't that your job?
*****************************************************
The Therapist is just another babysitter to dump the kids on so Denise can go do blow , her hair, nails, and some guy she picked up on Sunset Blvd.
*giggling at ElB*
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 25, 2008 - 11:39am.
I dont know about her kids, the divorce, Charlie Sheen, her show....everytime i see her pic here i think " Does she enjoy anal?" Am i that shallow?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No.
You are the most profound thinker I have ever cyber-met in my life ♥
Thanks.....i think :o)
***********************************************
Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
Submitted by Athina on June 25, 2008 - 2:44pm.
I agree that they look, errr..."slow."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They look more frightened to me and, rightfully so. Both of their parents are unfit (the courts should give them to Irv) and there's no telling what they've seen and heard. Sam is ALWAYS sucking her thumb and has a woobie (blanket) or something to comfort herself. Lola just looks pissed...she's the one who will most likely grow up and kill Denise in her sleep.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 25, 2008 - 2:32pm.
LCT, I don't know which one is Sam b/c they both look as if they have unibrows. And no shit, they are playing w/ build a blocks and pop-up books in therapy. I think seeing mommy in porn pop-up books & movies is what got them to this place to begin w/..
-------------------
Sam's the older one, although poor Lola.. I didn't notice she had one too until now. Those kids are going to need heavy duty tweezers if you can already see their blonde unibrows.
----------------------
To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I watched one episode just to see what it was going to be like and one was enough for me. She's a self-absorbed twat. She cursed like a sailor at the top of her lungs in front of her little girls (no, it wasn't edited...they were right there beside her) and I wanted to pimpslap her right then and there. I offically cannot stand this cunny.
There's no reason a 3 or 4 year old should be in therapy. They don't know (and don't care) about what's going on around them.
Second, no woman over the age of 30 should be wearing those earrings. They look so wrong on her.
------------------------------------------------
Use goodsearch instead of google. Each time you search, you can donate money to your favorite charity without having to spend any money yourself! Spread the word.
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 25, 2008 - 2:39pm.
I dont know about her kids, the divorce, Charlie Sheen, her show....everytime i see her pic here i think " Does she enjoy anal?" Am i that shallow?
----------------------------------------------
LMAO. No, not all.
In fact, since I watch her show she might. Denise is usually talking about getting laid when she isn't bringing up whatshisface from Jon...that band.
ஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩
I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
I agree that they look, errr..."slow." Between Charlie's drug-laced sperm and her natural dim-witted nature, those poor kids didn't have a shot in hell. If those kids have a combined IQ of 100, it'll be a good thing.
And why the fuck would someone sell out their kids to the media like that? Like everyone in the world doesn't fucking know that divorce is hard on kids? Especially when your parents are the 2 biggest assholes on the planet.
STFU Denise. Talk about a pimp-momma-ho. Leave your little angels out of your (especially yours) and Charlie's hell holes. The only person you are trying to help out is your friend, Shopping Spree. You are gay and untalented. Go find something productive to do other than thrust your children in the belly of the beast.
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 25, 2008 - 11:39am.
I dont know about her kids, the divorce, Charlie Sheen, her show....everytime i see her pic here i think " Does she enjoy anal?" Am i that shallow?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No.
You are the most profound thinker I have ever cyber-met in my life ♥
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Um, no. The only reason she would be airing this private shit is for attention. I don't doubt that this pyscho cunt loves her children, but her famewhorism and neediness clearly trump any concern she has for their privacy. Denise craves the limelight, but her show is entertaining so I don't really care too much. Far unhealthier is the vile poison about Charlie that I'm sure she rams down their throat every chance she gets. Children don't need to know the sordid details and shouldn't be manipulated to despise their father as much as you, Denise. Sit down, ho.
I think those poor kids look angry and ready for a seat on the short bus.
Not a good combination.
Submitted by big balls on June 25, 2008 - 1:35pm.
errr...
who the hell marries charlie sheen and swears they are gonna have a "normal" & "healthy" relationship...
her show is surreal.. the people around her are total twats...
and those girls of hers are just goregeous.. watta shame... more broken people...
______________________________________
Word.
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
I'd love to know the real story about what all happened in their relationship, but, for me, this whore just keeps making & worse & worse. She WON'T move on.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
This is why I feel bad for Lindsay Lohan. Dina was/is no better than Denise. Of course, Lindsay is fucked up!!!!
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
==================
She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy photos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
========================
I dont know about her kids, the divorce, Charlie Sheen, her show....everytime i see her pic here i think " Does she enjoy anal?" Am i that shallow?
***********************************************
Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
LMAO Okie, that was fucking genius, "and the other one is about to summon a pile of shit, she's so nervous"
Hope you don't mind me using that =)
Yeah the one on the left looks demonic. Marla Hooch lookin.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
while I think it great for little ones to learn to talk about their feelings, the kids would NOT be in this position of needing therapy as Toddlers if their parents could keep the babies out of their shit.
**************************************************
“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
I think Charlie's the worst Sheen in the world, but this vapid, kiddie-whoring cunt takes the urinal cake. Can you imagine the mental anguish being married to that crazy face? Gambling and sex addiction would be a frickin' lifeline.
That's terrible how scared those lil girls look. That one is about to summon a dark lord, and the other one is about to summon a pile of shit, she's so nervous..
-----------------------------------------------
So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by Hekki on June 25, 2008 - 2:32pm.
but this bimbo is so obsessed with being "sexy" and finding a man to plug her hole.
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS HYSTERICAL!
Submitted by poshpartypunk on June 25, 2008 - 2:32pm.
okay first of all, the kid on the left is hideous.
LMFAO
Everyone here is cracking me up!
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
I'm just angry that these two assholes procreated.
Those kids always look "slow" to me.
And dang what's up with that nasty dirty woobie?
Denise can sure whore those kids out but can't even take that woobie blanky away to give it a good washing.
M.E., my youngest had a boob fetish too when he was 4. Once he disappeared in Walmart and I was going nuts. His older brother sighed and said, "I know where he is." He brought him back from the lingerie department,where he had been poking gel bras. He looked really sheepish when he said to me, "I don't know, I just like those things!"
errr...
who the hell marries charlie sheen and swears they are gonna have a "normal" & "healthy" relationship...
her show is surreal.. the people around her are total twats...
and those girls of hers are just goregeous.. watta shame... more broken people...
Hekki.. I agree. This is totally both parents fault.. fucking be a parent for once. My mom would drop us off at the pool when it opened, then pick us up 2 hours after it closed when we was little.. And she'd be drunk.. And try to drive us home, So therapy heals, parents keels!
Sorry, I hate shitty parents and their excuses.
-----------------------------------------------
So that's what your after... A Farter?
THis is same as running out of house to village square and yelling, "LOOK! My fruit of loins has just shit pants he was in! LOOK LOOK! He also sucks thumb and is wimp!"
THEY DONT KNOW IF THEY FEEL WET OR DRY LET ALONE MUCH ELSE. LEAVE THEM ALONE AND LET EM BE KIDS FOR CHRISTS SAKE.
why does she look like she is smiling so hard that her head is gonna pop the fuck off????
Oh Yeah...that would be from COCAINE!!!
************************************************
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."George Carlin,R.I.P.
she 's a has been asshole who was married to a pervert, and the kids are fucked up?
NO, REALLY?
----------------------------------------------
Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
She should just shut the fuck up, and keep her kids out of the limelight, totally.
I agree with Mel-Tang, if these two asswipes kept the matters of their divorce quiet, played nice infront of the kids, SHELTERED them from it, they would be ok.
How fucking stupid putting toddlers in psycho therapy.
Should I put my almost 3 year old in therapy because he has a serious boob fetish?
*rolls eyes*
I hate this woman more every time she opens her mouth.
**************************************************
“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
Kdracofan.. go to Bed!! Say you have diarrhea and will b in the bathroom for a while, and go to sleepy times!! How are you at work?
-----------------------------------------------
So that's what your after... A Farter?
If I was married to Denise Richards, I would put a .45 in my mouth and pull the trigger.
At least Charlie Sheen could divorce that cunt, I feel bad for his kids because they're stuck with her.
A 3 and 4 year old in therapy. That's terrible. I don't know what went down between those Denise and Charlie but I wish they would they would get their shit together. I watch Denise's show and they're really sweet kids. They don't deserve the BS they're going through.
ஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩
I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on June 25, 2008 - 6:22pm.
Shit! At that age kids dont know what the fuck is going on, nor do they care. Youre better off taking them to the park and getting ice cream.
What? Then they'd get obese and explode, best to give 'em therapy! :o)
Denise Richards needs my mediocre willy in her!
***********************************************
Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
Those kids wouldn't need therapy if she and Charlie could stop being vicious to each other. And if she could get the cameras out of her house. And if she would stop being an attention whore and making everything about HER.
Call me old-fashioned, but I think being a mother means you put your children FIRST. Especially when they are so little. Sure you can go out and have fun with the girls once in a while, but this bimbo is so obsessed with being "sexy" and finding a man to plug her hole. Children are very perceptive and these kids have already figure out what's important to her.
LCT, I don't know which one is Sam b/c they both look as if they have unibrows. And no shit, they are playing w/ build a blocks and pop-up books in therapy. I think seeing mommy in porn pop-up books & movies is what got them to this place to begin w/..
-----------------------------------------------
So that's what your after... A Farter?
okay first of all, the kid on the left is hideous. second, the kid on the right is sucking/inhaling a dirty rag. money will never buy beauty or class.
Seriously The Real Mimi.
I love Sam and Lola's unibrows. I have a unibrow baby too. ♥
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
I find her so offensive. She's a shittier parent than Charlie because she sells out her kids every chance she gets.