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Robot Call Girl told InTouch Weekly that her daughters, ages 3 and 4, are currently in therapy because of her messy divorce to Prostitute Tranny Infested Sperm. She said, “My kids are in therapy. It’s very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now. On the other hand, it’s good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate.”
No, it's really sad that she's telling their business to InTouch! She claims she's speaking out to help other parents, “If I can help anyone feel better about their kids being in therapy — then something else good has come of this, too." Irv Richards needs to come and get his daughter and take her out for a colonic because she's full of shit! I mean, she is constipated.
Thanks to their lube-for-brains parents, Sam and Lola will need therapy for the rest of their lives. They aren't the only ones that need help, Denise and Charlie should both sit on the shrink's couch. Better yet, they should be locked up in the looney bin.
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I know children love their security blankets and hankies when things are tough for them but can't Denise at least sneak it away from her at night to clean it?!! yeeesh! she gonna get thrush mouth from the built up bacteria on it!
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Ugh. Why do her 2 daughters always look like they have a scowl on their faces ? They should not be in therapy. Probably in a few years, but not now. And they should learn to smile.
Denise probably means well, but how ironic Charlie Sheen is coming off as the better person in this failed relationship ????
I watch her show & cringe. She is a nothing with assistants and a foul mouth. What man would want that ????
p.s. that one kid is really fucking fugly. there, i said it. i'm not proud, but i said it.
denise, as always, looks as vacant as a french fry. does she practice that blank expression? b/c it seems very well rehersed.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 25, 2008 - 7:13pm.
She and Sheen will both end up alone. Their kids will hate them the second they are old enough to know what's up.
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From the looks on those poor kids' faces, I'd gather they already hate her.
Therapy isn't a bad thing, but announcing your child's treatment to all and sundry sure is pretty shitty.
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The little one on the left is fat. It's okay though, her mom will probably let her know in a year and then she'll start starving herself.
She is so great,and many people like her,someone said she appeared at a dating site--"SingleParentKiss.com" ,where many single ,pretty,sexy and beautiful women can want to find a good guy....it is a good chatting site.
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This just in: Hogan family is standing by screaming keep talking you hair band video whore! Your making us look like the parents of the year! LOL I actually believe her message of making parents that children are in treatment should feel ok about it and know that if it is needed they should support it. But from a woman that exploits her children more than anyone i can think of.... the message is kinda lost and actually sends the wrong message. Also I am not sure but wasn't this the same magazine that she went off on for her "reality" show? She badmouthed them at least but reads them in every episode. yeah i watched a few episodes. Once it is on you can't believe what you are watching and start watching the rest.
It's one thing for Typhoid Mary to hop in front of every camera on earth in a desperate need for attention, but it's quite another for her to involve her under-aged children in as well.
Let's see what actions have indirectly led to: the institutionalization of her former best fried, the seducing, dumping of said best friend's husband, the e husband's subsequent DUI and rehab stint, the embarrassing of her husband with the release of *old* racist material and the list goes on and on.
This is like "War Of The Roses", except that Nicey has chucked everybody off of the chandeleir but herself.
Y'all *know* she ain't goin' down like that!
Under fives in therapy - what the cunty fuck kind of bollocks is that! What is it with Hollyweird hos treating their small CHILDREN like they are grown adults who are fully with it or even caring what their selfish cunt of a mother is "going through" on any given day!
This has a "Mommie Dearest" situ written all over it.
The younger one looks like a poor man's version of Pile-oh-Shitt, but a bit more aware of her surroundings.
She and Sheen will both end up alone. Their kids will hate them the second they are old enough to know what's up.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
She is so damn phony on the show - it hurts, and her smiles are so fake. These kids never smile even on the show, especially Sam has a constant frown and looks, like she is always angry with her mom.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on June 25, 2008 - 6:37pm.
Why the fuck do these children know what's going on?!? The Voodoo Chile was young when the Sperm Donor and I split, and she had no idea what was going on between us, other than her mom and dad lived in different homes.
Charlie needs to get a court order and make this ho STFU.
But then again, WTF should he have to do that? Why can't the bitch just do the right thing for her children?!?
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Too bad he's being an arrogant F$ck himself. It's like he needs to pick a fight over any little thing with her just for the hell of it. Instead of trying to be an adult and provide stability, he's too busy getting court orders to stop doctors from giving the girls shots. **grumble**
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Sam and Lola never smile in pictures with her!
They are in therapy because of her shitty parenting … fighting with Charlie in front them, using them as a weapon of vengeance, dragging them to every paid photo op, and putting them in her crappy faux-reality show.
Charlie isn't any better ... fighting with Denise in front them, using them as a weapon of vengeance, and foisting his skanks on them.
I, for one, am amazed that Sam and Lola haven’t become axe-murderers yet.
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Why the fuck do these children know what's going on?!? The Voodoo Chile was young when the Sperm Donor and I split, and she had no idea what was going on between us, other than her mom and dad lived in different homes.
Charlie needs to get a court order and make this ho STFU.
But then again, WTF should he have to do that? Why can't the bitch just do the right thing for her children?!?
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Every time I see Deknees Ricochet, I get the strange impression that she has her kids over to Shauna Sands' house for playdates, and the two of them trade thongs -used- and then argue over who has the worst ex-husband.
When in fact, they're both more than likely mothers to H.I.T.
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Submitted by OXA on June 25, 2008 - 4:21pm.
These children need to just be, leave them out of adult crap and let them enjoy this time of wonder and innocence.
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Seriously. It doesn't even make any sense that they are aware of the goings on around them. All they should know, at this age, is that Daddy and Mommy live in seperate places. That's enough complication for these youngins'. And shrinkin' them up - gah...it's like saying: "Here, hunny, you have problems and your problems are SO big, I can't help you. You need a professional." They will, without a doubt, seek therapy for the rest of their lives (which might be a good thing).
Any child at that age with emotional issues that big has only one problem: their parents.
PS. There's that look, again. Attention Whore Defecit Disorder (sic) must be running rampant out there.
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The shrink has my permission to use a baseball bat on Charlie and Denise. These children need to just be, leave them out of adult crap and let them enjoy this time of wonder and innocence.
Hopefully those kids will stay cute--its all they'll ever have. Lord knows they didn't win the genetic lottery with those two for parents. Not only are their parents probably dumber than my weiner dog, they might be lucky to inherit severe disposition to addiction, and a bevy of mental disorders.
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Watch in about 10 years this dumb cunt will be announcing to the press that her daughters told her they are no longer virgins and Denise will be revealing all the details for a check.
I hate this cunt with a passion. Her and Charlie are going to continue to ruin these kids until they wind up making the Manson girls look like disciples of Mother Theresa.
The older girl is still sucking her thumb and holding a security blankie and the little one has that Jeffery Dhamer blank stare. Child protective services should remove those kids STAT.
Why does she always have the million mile parrot stare going on?
Why is this information important? You would think she would do as much as she can to keep their daughters out of the media. This is not information you should share with the public.
She could have taken the high road in the divorce and just not talked about it. But, you see she continues to discuss it. Why?
Is she that publicity driven?
I said Beetlejuice thrice hoping he would come out and take care of this whiny bitch, but no... She's still talking...
Her show has done nothing to make her look like a sympathetic character. As a matter of fact, I actually kind of liked her before. Now I see what an absolutely selfish, lying, heartless, delusional whore she really is. The show backfired bigtime.
It might be me, but I have never seen such grimmer little kids.
I don't think I have ever seen a picture of little Sam smile. Gee, ya think she treats the youngest different because she looks like Charlie, Denise was preggers when she left him.
Methinks she uses those kids as a weapon against the ex and that is why they are in therapy.
"it’s good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate." I thought that is what a parent is...
Self-absorbed twat. Refuse to watch that show and am hoping it gets cancelled. Judge was wrong for allowing her children to be on it. Charlie was right.
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you can tell by looking into these little girls eyes, that they will go through many, many more years of therapy with parents like charlie and denise...
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Um, my MIL helped found a Child Advocacy Center for children whose parents weren't capable of being fit enough to be their children's advocates. So this is very "telling" of Denise's ability (or lack thereof) to properly parent these two little girls. Charlie is no better...Martin Sheen got the courts to give Charlie's oldest daughter, Cassandra, to him and his wife to raise because Charlie was incapable. I feel so sorry for those little girls. Their eyes tell the whole sordid tale.
this bitch looks like she has a cock in the ass. and the 'slo ones' look like mommy has her thumbs up theirs.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
I watched a couple episodes of her show and I can't stand how she's always bitching about how hard it is to be a single mother. As a single mother who does not live in Beverly Hills off of $500,000 a month child support, I take it as a fucking insult.
Granted, I also could probably have spread my legs for Charlie Sheen and popped out a couple of kids (we all could have) but somehow it just doesn't seem worth it.
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I seriously hate this bitch. Look at the desperation in her shiny chipmunk face.
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"...someone who is just their advocate.”
Isn't that the role of a mother? If kids need someone to advocate for them in regards to their own parents, than they should be placed with new parents.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 25, 2008 - 3:19pm.
okie,
AGAIN!?!?! I'm runnin out of drawers!!!
That's it, i'm goin commando.
My girl bits are now free! Born Free...As free as the wind blooooows...oops, that wasn't the wind....
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Damn, Denise, once the real you came gushing out, the pretty package just crumbled, didn't it? You look like shit!
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I am not saying she is doing right by putting them on tv. but from what I have seen of her show they seem like fairly normal kids to me. they also seem happier than they look in still photos.
it looks like denise's father takes care of the girls and tries to keep denise on track. he made her give up some of her shoes for swearing... now I understand why!
but I did see a preview where her nephew's friends have the issue of playboy featuring her pictures. pretty soon it will be her daughters' friends with the same magazine.
Move out of Los Angeles, focus on your kids, and quit being a famewhore.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
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Submitted by wordzup on June 25, 2008 - 3:14pm.
Seriously, you people need to stop picking on children or maybe watch your own more carefully. Wordzup
kids i have not. if i had kids like these slow ones, id lock them in cave with toilet bats and not let out till they shave face!
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I don't think I've ever seen those two little critters smiling. Can't blame them, really.
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this is the pic that convinced me those kids were pretty gotdam miserable.
Submitted by wordzup on June 25, 2008 - 3:14pm.
Seriously, you people need to stop picking on children or maybe watch your own more carefully. Wordzup
kids i have not. if i had kids like these slow ones, id lock them in cave with toilet bats and not let out till they shave face!
okie,
AGAIN!?!?! I'm runnin out of drawers!!!
That's it, i'm goin commando.
My girl bits are now free! Born Free...As free as the wind blooooows...oops, that wasn't the wind....
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I stumbled across this horrible show yesterday during my channel surfing.
Several things I noticed:
1. She is a fucking bitch
2. She always has a puss on her face
3. She curses like a sailor: so classy like the ex-escort she is
4. Her father is a fucking enabling wimpy pussy
5. She is annoying
6. She talked non-stop about how she has all these great "relationships" with clothing stores and wears tons of free clothes and then sends them back-cheap bitch
7. I got so sick of her I threw a brick through the T.V and then the show was over.
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I'm quite sure in the future her kids will not want everyone to know that they've been in therapy since they were toddlers and that they've been on reality TV and that their dad was a drug addict and habitual prostitute solicitor. Also that their mother stole her best friends husband and is a media attention whore. Rehab will be a doozy. Sorry kids.
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First off, the children are ages 4 and 3. I sucked my thumb until I was about six or seven. It's not a big deal. I do feel they are too young for therapy. That is just my opinion. For those of you who keep saying the children look "slow", your the ones who are slow. They are CHILDREN! What do you expect them to do, a song and dance on a reality show for us?? Seriously, you people need to stop picking on children or maybe watch your own more carefully. Wordzup
Its so sad that she feels her kids need therapy when in truth she is the one that needs it. Charlie too!! I dont take sides in this fued..I really just want to fucking bitch-slap them both. Brooke too....just because she married into this circus!! Dumb ass!
Those kids are NEVER smiling in any pictures...ever. I just feel so sad for them.
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Boy, Denise looks Cheet-o-rific in this picture.
*grabs Clarisse's Grannie panties*
*runs out of room*
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