Afternoon Crumbs

LOVE CARROTTOP
yep that is what everyone tells me, to appreciate getting flowers, its just when you get the flowers for the wrong reason you are better off not getting any - trust me.
HE will never know that Im mad because then you know I will never ever get flowers from him.
If you want I will buy you flowers, all my friends are single so I know what its like

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

I have a douche~obsession I guess.
Shia LaDouche and TimberDouche are fucking so fucking fuckable.

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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."George Carlin,R.I.P.

How often do you all send your boyfriends flowers? Never? Ok then.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by yepyepyep on June 25, 2008 - 1:56pm.

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OMG, Totally be grateful like LCT said, Everytime I mention flowers, My hub says "I thought you didn't like them", then I'm like "no,you GD mother doesn't like them, I DO like them, I don't give a fucking shit if they die or not, they smell pretty and I like knowing you thought of me fuck face" Oh wait, maybe that's why I don't get flowers.. Carry on.. but That was a nice thought of him!! tee hee.. *blushes*

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So that's what your after... A Farter?

Is Ethan Hawke wearing a wig?

It's weird.

Submitted by yepyepyep on June 25, 2008 - 1:56pm.

Totally off topic RANT" my bf sent me flowers to work because I mentioned that a coworker got flowers and didn't want em so I got them, Im so pissed off I HATE GETTING FLOWERS at work, it always get those stupid bitches asking me what they for and or when am I getting married, I put em in a coworkers desk" RANT OVER'
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All I can say is be grateful you have a bf that actually goes to the trouble. If I want flowers I have to buy them myself and it's heartbreaking.

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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

Submitted by Dominique Devereaux on June 25, 2008 - 1:52pm.

Hey D-listed sluts. What are you up to on this boring Wednesday?
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Fondling my anal fissure.

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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

Submitted by yepyepyep on June 25, 2008 - 10:56am.
always get those stupid bitches asking me what they for and or when am I getting married, I put em in a coworkers desk" RANT OVER'
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Tell the stupid bitches that you caught your BF with a guy and that the flowers are an "apology."
That will shut them up!

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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08

Why is that girl always so damn mean looking. She gives MiserAlba a serious run for her money
蜘龍====================龍蜘

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Totally off topic RANT" my bf sent me flowers to work because I mentioned that a coworker got flowers and didn't want em so I got them, Im so pissed off I HATE GETTING FLOWERS at work, it always get those stupid bitches asking me what they for and or when am I getting married, I put em in a coworkers desk" RANT OVER'

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Mrs.Kravitz on June 25, 2008 - 1:53pm

That's ok, Justin has a girl crush on her too....

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

M.E.,
I have the song killer...guaranteed to run any song out of your head.

Ready...

Here you go...

You've painted up your lips and rolled and curled your tinted hair,
Ruby are you contemplating going out somewhere?
The shadows on the wall tell me the sun is going down,
Oh Ruby, don't take your love to town

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Run! It's the clergy!

@Cu Next Tues- I know. The song was about masterbating. I still thought it was a cool tune. Still do.

Um, yeah, OK...I have a girl crush on Jessica Biel
*runs away*

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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08

Hey D-listed sluts. What are you up to on this boring Wednesday?

I hope that Janet’s clothing line is made from spandex since her weight fluctuates with the changing of the tides.

Devilgirkl, you know what that means right? Turning Japanese means the squinty look a guy gives when he's about to ejaculate. Look it up.

■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!

I wouldn't doubt that Biel has a butch cut. She's always been butch. Like 'Mr Work out Maaan.. Give me big boy a'rms' *says in Arnold Schwarzenegger voice*

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So that's what your after... A Farter?

Yeh, that looks JUST like Timberlake! *rolls eyes*

And i could have lived the rest of my life NEVER
seeing Mar-Lo w/out his shirt. EVER NEVER EVER!!

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Run! It's the clergy!

Agreed!

Submitted by putsomestankonit on June 25, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Mr. Burns is way hotter than Skeletor.
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Submitted by devilgirl on June 25, 2008 - 9:47am.
@M.E- "He's turning Japanese a, he's turning Japanese a, I really think so" I loved that song by the Vapors!
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OH YOU BETCH!

Now I'm gonna have that GD song stuck in my head all day!!!!!

The bachelorette is a bit doughey.

Looks like the lesbos are goin' after Hathagay now.

I LOVE Drew Barrymore. Always have, always will. She was at her hottest in 'Bad Girls'. Someone rent that and try to prove me wrong!

And does anyone else miss the days when Janet Jackson would release an album, tour, and then disappear for years and get fat?

Janet, go back to that!

www.myspace.com/triston

@M.E- "He's turning Japanese a, he's turning Japanese a, I really think so" I loved that song by the Vapors!

I thought it was that guy who used to date Kylie Minogue...some French actor. Or Josh Harnett.

Jessica Biel is fug. Those lips bug the hell out of me. I guess her and Timberdouche deserve each other. She's a miseralba too

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I say we get dangerous

Marc definately looks like Mr. Burns with a bad hair piece.

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.

Since when is Timberlake oriental?

Mr. Burns is way hotter than Skeletor.

I thought it (the Givenchy ad) was bad pic of either Tom Ford or Shia LaBeouf.

I love the JT picture - I can't help myself. As far at the Bachelorette photos her body is awkward for some reason I can't quit put in to words what I find so wierd!

JT looks like Brody Jenner in that picture, and it makes my penis happy.

The J-Douche ad doesn't even look like him! I'm serious. Dude looks nothing like that. Did they just photograph his Saddam Hussein double?

Douchetastic. That is some of the worst photoshop I have ever seen.

Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony are so awesome. Yeah, he is kinda skinny. The twins are to cute.

OMG!!! Who would try to attack Anne? Hehe. Some Russian chick thought Anne stole her BF. Anne you gotta learn to pick em gurl.

Can't stand Jessica Biel. She looks horrid.

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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.

The J-Douch ad doesn't even look like him! I'm serious. Dude looks nothing like that. Did they just photograph is Saddam Hussein double agent?

I thought that was Corey Feldman in the Givenchy ad. Love Jessica's new mullet do. She looks like David Spade in Joe Dirt.

Dont you ever, EVER trick me into looking at that skinny piece of death bait again!

shudder.

I'm "kind of" evil

Uhh... did JLo give her kid a fucking MOHAWK???

Hahahaha nice, Mr. Burns.

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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

Biel was so pretty in her teens. She peaked early, like Heigl.

That looks like Shia in the Givenchy ad...

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