Wednesday, June 25th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
The Photoshop Awards: Justin Douchebag for Givenchy - Just Jared
A shirtless Mr. Burns or a shirtless Skeletor? - Popsugar
Miranda Kerr tries to cover up her nippies and fails - Egotastic!
Some crazy ho attacked Annie Hathaway - IDLYITW
The Bachelorette's candid bikini photo-op - Hollywood Tuna
Vintage Drew Barrymore in Playboy - Cityrag
A Janet Jackson lingerie line is coming soon - Hollywood Rag
The gay man's Katy Perry - Towleroad
What the hell is on Ethan Hawke's head? - Lainey Gossip
Jessica Biel's lesbian haircut (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Why is Justin Timberlake stealing Shia's look?
Oh yeah, he is not the newest thing out there anymore!
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
What a prick.
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Jessica Biel really needs to sort out her hair issues. She looks like she goes to a $10 barber shop.
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"The extreme always seems to make an impression." J.D.
eww Ethan Hawke is gross, I saw him at a concert last summer and he looked like he hadnt showered in a month
Submitted by oklahoma on June 25, 2008 - 3:35pm.
I'm so mad that I can't see Dykeica Biel's hair cut..
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Hahahaha Dykeica. Hahahahaha. She's such a lesbo.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
gah...ethan hawke has never recovered his looks since he felt the need to sample other snatch that wasn't his wife...
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sexy motherfucker...
Not that I am defending Jessica B., but that is not a mullet. That is short bangs.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
Jessica Biel scares the shit out of me. I wouldn't want to piss her off!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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I'm so mad that I can't see Dykeica Biel's hair cut..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Ok so Justin doesn't look anything like himself but I guess that is the beauty of black and white photos they hide the drug abuse. Maybe Wino should take a cue from Justin
I didn't even recognize him! Shoot, that looks more like that pregnant man than JT!
ROFLMAO @....A shirtless Mr. Burns or a shirtless Skeletor?, bwahahahahahah oh my word he does look pretty bad in those pics, ewww how does J-Ho do it?? How can she sleep w/a dead person?? is that even legal??
Biel must try to make herself look ugly on purpose. She can't possibly think that looks good.
Those pictures of Skeletor and JLo are very disturbing. She's got the body of Britney Spears and yep, he looks like Mr. Burns.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
flowers for algernon is a book that i did not spell write LOL!
Flowers for Okie and LCT...
*edit, yeah, that didn't come out well...
Aw...
Flowers for everyone!!!!!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Clarisse!!!! Thank you.. *smells roses* Smells just like a fresh picked bud. Now hand me a paper! I'll have to flash you for this!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Who said Mr. Burns shirtless is a bad thing?
http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php?s=05690006d482c67e1475e1ec0cc...
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Submitted by ricki lake on June 25, 2008 - 2:45pm.
Mel-Tang, omg, your avatar is soooo hot!!! What I wouldn't have given to be in a Zach Morris-AC Slater sandwich.
I rest my case. Lol (Got nothin but love for ya Ricki.)
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Mel-Tang, omg, your avatar is soooo hot!!! What I wouldn't have given to be in a Zach Morris-AC Slater sandwich.
=============He looks so handsome .He is my favor . Yes, he is single now. I saw his profile on dating site ---"W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.=============================
Submitted by M.E. on June 25, 2008 - 11:21am.
That is soooo sweet.
And that's the great thing about guys that aren't
touchy feely, emotional and sappy.
When they say something mushy they MEAN it and it is from the heart.
♥
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 25, 2008 - 2:29pm.
I know that was irritating the shit out of me especially J-LO you know if she had them twins and didint get shit tucked and sucked that ass of hers would have blown up!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 25, 2008 - 11:29am.
Why does everyone over at Popsugar think JHO is so 'amazing' and 'incredible' for looking decent in a bikini after having twins?
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Plus, she doesn't look all that "amazing" anyway!
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Submitted by M.E. on June 25, 2008 - 2:21pm.
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.so SWEET!♥
Made me tear up a little.
asshole.
kidding♥
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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."George Carlin,R.I.P.
Why does everyone over at Popsugar think JHO is so 'amazing' and 'incredible' for looking decent in a bikini after having twins?
SHE HAD A TUMMY TUCK AND LIPO RIGHT AFTER THE BIRTH.
I can't believe there are people who still think these celebs do it all themselves. Oy.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr6Y6kOo5rY
Hey Preppie
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on June 25, 2008 - 10:23am.
Submitted by M.E. on June 25, 2008 - 2:21pm.
awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
love is good
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You're back! And making sense!
Woot!
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on June 25, 2008 - 2:21pm.
I goes crazy fer yew bebay!
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My chest pumper needs white circle tabs to make mist disappear!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 25, 2008 - 2:22pm.
LCT..Oh snap.. I'm gonna keep you to that now, saying you'd buy me flowers! Now I'll have to buy you lingerie.. *bats eyelashes*
*runs out into neighborhood*
*yells- I'm Horny!*
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HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck you're going to mame me tinkle on my chair and then I'm going to have to explain WHY I peed my chair when I'm 24 GD years old and then I'm going to have to buy a new chair and ugh. Ok, deal.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by M.E. on June 25, 2008 - 2:21pm.
awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
love is good
Submitted by M.E. on June 25, 2008 - 2:21pm.
Sappy story time:
Ok, background first, the hub, even when dating is NOT one of those touchy feely, emotional, sappy guys. Actually in seven years together I think I can count on both hands the number of times he's actually said "I love you"... But anyways:
Five days before we got married, I got up to get ready for work, took my shower,etc. When I got out, I looked at the mirror and on it he scribbled with his finger "You will be my wife in five days" with a heart.
Made me melt.
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You just made my black heart sort of a rusty purple. Thank you for that.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LCT..Oh snap.. I'm gonna keep you to that now, saying you'd buy me flowers! Now I'll have to buy you lingerie.. *bats eyelashes*
*runs out into neighborhood*
*yells- I'm Horny!*
lol
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Drew Barrymore circa 1995 looks exactly like Jean Harlow. Signature eyebrows, hair, all of it. Gwen wishes she looked like her. Lack of resemblance in the aviator.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Sappy story time:
Ok, background first, the hub, even when dating is NOT one of those touchy feely, emotional, sappy guys. Actually in seven years together I think I can count on both hands the number of times he's actually said "I love you"... But anyways:
Five days before we got married, I got up to get ready for work, took my shower,etc. When I got out, I looked at the mirror and on it he scribbled with his finger "You will be my wife in five days" with a heart.
Made me melt.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 - 2:15pm.
I goes crazy fer yew bebay!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 25, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Damn, the DT twins look big! How old are they?
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47 this summer.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Damn, the DT twins look big! How old are they?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz: "A couple of days before we got married, almost 11 years ago, Pudge sent me a dozen yellow roses at work with a note that said "I can't wait to see you in that dress.""
Awww, that Pudge! He's a sweetie.
That's the best I've ever seen that little froot loop look. And I guess that's because it doesn't look like him. That squeaky little git.
Ethan Hawke is white trash. No, I don't know if he is, but he looks it.
Woman Kravitz,
story of pudge man brings water to eye holes!
love stories good for me read!
(aint hat gross re: my mayo? i swear i did not put my pickle in the mayo jar when any person was looking!)
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on June 25, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Cracker person, fresh you are always to me!
I sey if cracker person almost sinks in river i would give you raft of love! NO DROWN TIMES!
Boswala save yew!
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hahahah Boswala. Seriously, I was having such a shit day and you made it ALLLLLLL better.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Triscuit on June 25, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on June 25, 2008 - 2:09pm.
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Thank You♥
I was having that "not so fresh feeling"...LoL
Cracker person, fresh you are always to me!
I sey if cracker person almost sinks in river i would give you raft of love! NO DROWN TIMES!
Boswala save yew!
Submitted by yepyepyep on June 25, 2008 - 2:06pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP
yep that is what everyone tells me, to appreciate getting flowers, its just when you get the flowers for the wrong reason you are better off not getting any - trust me.
HE will never know that Im mad because then you know I will never ever get flowers from him.
If you want I will buy you flowers, all my friends are single so I know what its like
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I agree with that, and I don't want to give you shit for getting them 'cause you didn't want them... it's just that for us non-flower getters, it sends us into depressed downward spirals when we realize what lazy inconsiderate assholes our husbands/boyfriends are when everyone else is getting flowers/chocolate/jewelry and we're not.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
A couple of days before we got married, almost 11 years ago, Pudge sent me a dozen yellow roses at work with a note that said "I can't wait to see you in that dress."
I still have a few of those roses.
Yeah, um, that might of been the LAST time he bought me flowers.
Meh, as long as he pays half the mortgage, it's all good.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Submitted by Triscuit on June 25, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Oh Yeah...I want to fuck Ryan Phillipe,too.
Yep. Definately douche obsessed.
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*standing in line after Triscuit* I love Ryan!
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on June 25, 2008 - 2:09pm.
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Thank You♥
I was having that "not so fresh feeling"...LoL
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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."George Carlin,R.I.P.
Submitted by Triscuit on June 25, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Oh Yeah...I want to fuck Ryan Phillipe,too.
Yep. Definately douche obsessed.
sex times with many douches makes shiney area between legs.
like an irish feild after water from sky!
sniif!
Submitted by oklahoma on June 25, 2008 - 2:02pm.
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FuckFace is my pet name for everyone!♥
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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."George Carlin,R.I.P.
anne hathaway story gave electric screen i type on an std and made whole office system shut the fuck down!
THROW ELECTRIC SCREEN OUT WINDOW BITCHES!
i guess teh killed russian crazy femal who try to bottle up and sell what hathaway gots.
"dont ask questions" DEATH TIMES!
Submitted by oklahoma on June 25, 2008 - 2:02pm.
OMG, Totally be grateful like LCT said, Everytime I mention flowers, My hub says "I thought you didn't like them", then I'm like "no,you GD mother doesn't like them, I DO like them, I don't give a fucking shit if they die or not, they smell pretty and I like knowing you thought of me fuck face" Oh wait, maybe that's why I don't get flowers.. Carry on.. but That was a nice thought of him!! tee hee.. *blushes*
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I get that crap too. Once my ex actually said, "I don't buy flowers because it's so cliche." Right. So it doesn't matter that we LOVE them, you just don't wanna.
Hahhaah fuck face. Hahahahahahahah I'm so going to use that as an insult now. Okie, I'd send you all sorts of flowies!!!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Oh Yeah...I want to fuck Ryan Phillipe,too.
Yep. Definately douche obsessed.
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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."George Carlin,R.I.P.