Wednesday, June 25th 2008
Breaking! Wild Boars Invade Chateau Brangelina!!!
It has come to this. I don't know what's sadder, the paps taking pictures of wild boars near Brangelina's property or me posting the pictures. Let's go with the latter, but we already know that I'll post anything. Anything. I'm not sure why I'm so amused by this. I need to put down the bong.
Wait just a Shiloh minute! The beady eyes, shady ears and the dirty snarl.....that's not just any wild boar. It's a Brangaloonie boar! This makes so much sense. No wonder all my hate mail from Brangaloonies are entirely in CAPS and start with "Dear LOOSER." Wild boars always spell "loser" that way. Trust this.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 25, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 25, 2008 - 1:31pm.
oh, don't call the Pope!... he don't like me!.. long story, something about wine and crackers, i can't remember all that happened
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HAHAHHAA, that cracked me up :)
ONT: Angeloon whaaa?
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 25, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Uwish on June 25, 2008 - 1:32pm
Love how you only show up and that's all you can post about, who's obsessed???
You must have OCD ADD ADHD.
dont forget CUNTT and BLOOP
I like how the paps take a picture of the "No Cameras Allowed" sign. Although I'm sure the irony is wasted on them.
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@CuNext Tues.- I was thinking the same thing about that poster. I thought I was the only one.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LCT - wild boars are another phobia of mine. They mean someone(s) are about to get in a big ass fight. Don't leave the house!! Duck and cover!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 25, 2008 - 1:31pm.
oh, don't call the Pope!... he don't like me!.. long story, something about wine and crackers, i can't remember all that happened
OT: so when's AJ adopting the boars?
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"Modern man, evolutionary betrayer.
Modern man, ecosystem destroyer.
Modern man, destroy yourself in shame.
Modern man, pathetic example of Earth's organic heritage."
Uwish on June 25, 2008 - 1:32pm
Love how you only show up and that's all you can post about, who's obsessed???
You must have OCD ADD ADHD.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on June 25, 2008 - 1:33pm.
sexy time grunts sound of pigs wrestle!
In village, when woman gives birth we make her wet the barn hay and not in house.
washer boards no get funk out that angie makes when lay eggs!
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Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha oh how I missed the gibberish.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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People Suck!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on June 25, 2008 - 1:32pm.
I'm surprised Angelina hasn't had them shot and then roasted for dinner.
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That would involve getting her ano ass out of bed and actually consuming something.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on June 25, 2008 - 1:30pm.
LCT....Love Angelina is here under another name. Come on think, you posted right above her.
Thought I was the only one who picked up on that.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 25, 2008 - 1:31pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 - 1:28pm
Well, sometimes, it's RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE...
You know, BELOW you when you least expect it..
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When the fuckshit did this surface and how did I not know until know? What in the hellfire of God's nightgown???
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
sexy time grunts sound of pigs wrestle!
In village, when woman gives birth we make her wet the barn hay and not in house.
washer boards no get funk out that angie makes when lay eggs!
Submitted by Uwish on June 25, 2008 - 1:32pm.
I love how you guys kicked LA out but and yet she's all you can talk about! Ha!!
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I brought a nice bag of dog shit just for you. Eat up!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I'm surprised Angelina hasn't had them shot and then roasted for dinner.
Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on June 25, 2008 - 1:30pm.
LCT....Love Angelina is here under another name. Come on think, you posted right above her.
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Latin Honey Cups? Seriously?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I love how you guys kicked LA out but and yet she's all you can talk about! Ha!!
LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 - 1:28pm
Well, sometimes, it's RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE...
You know, BELOW you when you least expect it...
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 25, 2008 - 10:22am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 25, 2008 - 1:17pm.
i've always wanted to plotz, i just don't have the background.. can i honorary plotz?!
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of course, my love. ANYTHING for you ♥
But first I have to call the Pope and get dispensation, 'K?
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
I'm surprised this isn't People Magazine's Cover this week.
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
LCT....Love Angelina is here under another name. Come on think, you posted right above her.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
LA/HA is gone again? What did I miss?
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on June 25, 2008 - 1:26pm.
HELLS OF YES!
The tunes of loonie are in my village!
I do dance happy in mud!
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OH MY GOD YOU'RE BACK! I LOVES YOU FOR SEXY TIMES IN MY HAMPER OF HAPPIES!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I'm having bittersweet nostalgic times in this post. I almost miss the shitshow that was LA/HA. Sure she was the biggest pain in the ass since the world's biggest hemmerhoid, but still... fun times.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Ok that's to cute. The wild boars are famous!!!! The paps love them. These boars are stars everywhere. Don't be hating on these boars.
ஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩
I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 25, 2008 - 1:26pm.
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*nudges Bradi's knee under the table*
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OMG Koru before I looked hard enough at your avie I thought it was a pair of hands holding an enormous hairy elephant testicle.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
HELLS OF YES!
The tunes of loonie are in my village!
I do dance happy in mud!
Submitted by Euphoria on June 25, 2008 - 1:24pm.
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Egg-zactly! ♥
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islandgirl on June 25, 2008 - 1:21pm
*winkwink*
XXO
♥
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
OMG, that first picture of the "boar in the headlights" cracks my shit up!
LMFAO @ Dear LOOSER! I ♥ U MK.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
Isn't that Havalina at the gate? Always the poser she is!
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Sorry, islandgirl...didn't see your post, but great minds, and all. ☺
I agree that these boars are super cool looking and I would rather look at photos of these guys over Angie Ho Voight ANY day.
TRUST
Aniston did it. She's responsible for the curse of the wild boars...(she's pissed because she has the curse of the wild BORES!) ☺
LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 - 1:19pm
I sent MK some American Idol shit back during the season and he replied by telling me he posted something about the Jonas Bros, in his own loving way of course and received 85 emails in under 3 mins, all of them hate filled.....
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 25, 2008 - 1:17pm.
i've always wanted to plotz, i just don't have the background.. can i honorary plotz?!
OT: yep, nothin'
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"Modern man, evolutionary betrayer.
Modern man, ecosystem destroyer.
Modern man, destroy yourself in shame.
Modern man, pathetic example of Earth's organic heritage."
Hahaha, Bradi. I'm pretty sure I know which one, too.
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Now Michael, it's not nice to call the brangaloonies wild boars! They can't help it, they just... * * oh. nevermind!
*The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.*
maybe they're looking truffles growing in that skanks canaverous twat.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
Oh well, thank jebus, a Brangie post.
This should rattle the secret identity and a certain cage.....
Dear LOOSER...ahahahahahahahahahaha....
LET THE STAMPEDE BEGIN!!!!
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
oh and MK, this post is MONEY!!! you funny honey.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Hahahahaha, 'Dear LOOSER'. Hahahahahaha oh God, I'm sad I can't read MK's hate mail. Those Brangeloonie emails would have us shitting our pantaloons for days!!!!!!!!!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
hahahahhahahaha islandgirl!!!!
the fact that brangeloonies write MK hate mail just confirms to the hilt that they are RETARDED!!!!
(no offense to real retards, they are a pretty cool bunch)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 25, 2008 - 10:15am.
funny, i'd rather look at the boars than AJ
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O my gosh, they are so darn cute.
I'm PLOTZING!!!!!!
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
More like wild bores.
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funny, i'd rather look at the boars than AJ
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"Modern man, evolutionary betrayer.
Modern man, ecosystem destroyer.
Modern man, destroy yourself in shame.
Modern man, pathetic example of Earth's organic heritage."