Wednesday, June 25th 2008
Breaking! Wild Boars Invade Chateau Brangelina!!!
It has come to this. I don't know what's sadder, the paps taking pictures of wild boars near Brangelina's property or me posting the pictures. Let's go with the latter, but we already know that I'll post anything. Anything. I'm not sure why I'm so amused by this. I need to put down the bong.
Wait just a Shiloh minute! The beady eyes, shady ears and the dirty snarl.....that's not just any wild boar. It's a Brangaloonie boar! This makes so much sense. No wonder all my hate mail from Brangaloonies are entirely in CAPS and start with "Dear LOOSER." Wild boars always spell "loser" that way. Trust this.
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Good for them. Take back your land for Park Rangers!
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Am I seeing things?? I an AJ thread with only a hundred posts??
@ Little China Doll - I've tried reading that thread but it made my head hurt so I stopped. I know the AJ threads tend to go crazy, but that something else.
@ Mrs. K - Cute avvie!
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
Xtina on Larry King Live, tonight 9m EST
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
Aw, the little ones are pretty cute. But I still wouldn't want them anywhere near me.
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The real LA? (on the right)- http://bp1.blogger.com/_p2jgVV2iZVs/Rwbyb01mwZI/AAAAAAAAAig/aetvoWN5Hbk/...
How nice to see the Jolie/Pitt family enjoying the French countryside. Angie Jo doesn't look that preggers in this photo near the gate tho, but could be the angle.....Brad?...i'd recognize his porky azz anywhere
Submitted by Little China Doll on June 25, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Ok, so I was apparently way out of the loop here and had no idea HA/LA was banned. I clicked on the link DAE left about it. I sat and tried to keep up with the posts. I'm fucking dizzy now...
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Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream, baby!
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
This is really Brads fault, he ordered 10 wild whores and this is what they sent him.
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Ahem. Those are not boars. Those are the new Brangelina babies. Trust me on this.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
In the last thumbnail, there is a really, really REALLY, big Boar sitting in a pit(t). It is holding a cell phone waiting for pictures of Angie...I think I recognize it.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
How shocked would we be if, turns out one of those boars isnt even a real boar, but some crazy electronic robot, where within the cavity a Brangaloonie is operating the controls?
(THink Jim Carrey in Ace Venture, when Nature Calls)
Shocked? Think not. But I'd love to see LA shat out the backside of it.
OMG! OMG! OMG!!! This is the Aniston version of Mason Verger's carnivorous pigs!!!!!
Run Angie! Run for your life!!!!
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Run! It's the clergy!
I recognize that. That's the psychic manifestation of Jennifer Aniston's rage. I know because I once used my mind power in a similar situation, to visit a plague of wild muskrats on someone.
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A video movie could improve your life.
Now I realize why Jen Aniston was in Arkansas last week meeting with that Redneck farmer!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Whoa, MK! Baiting the Brangeloonies! HIDE!
Hacuntamatada!
It means dont worry!
Its my problem free philosophy!
Homewrekercuntmatada!
"The beady eyes, shady ears and the dirty snarl.....that's not just any wild boar. It's a Brangaloonie boar! This makes so much sense. No wonder all my hate mail from Brangaloonies are entirely in CAPS and start with "Dear LOOSER." Wild boars always spell "loser" that way. "
Oh god!!! I almost had a little accident!!! Fuck me that's funny!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by Alltheprettyones on June 25, 2008 - 10:33am.
I thought wild boars were dangerous. Why would you want such creatures wondering around where your kid are? This is just plain weird
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The answer lies within itself here.
Ok, so I was apparently way out of the loop here and had no idea HA/LA was banned. I clicked on the link DAE left about it. I sat and tried to keep up with the posts. I'm fucking dizzy now...
"...always wear blue blockers around guido strippers."- MK
MWAH HA HA HA HA!! You crack me up!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 25, 2008 - 6:58pm.
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That would be cool. Alas, I doubt he will.
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
Xtina on Larry King Live, tonight 9m EST
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
I thought wild boars were dangerous. Why would you want such creatures wondering around where your kid are? This is just plain weird.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on June 25, 2008 - 2:11pm.
gotta love certain people's avvies that might suggest their alter ego. You know, their Peter Parker selves. Of course, when people began to talk of banning it, I wouldn't be suprised if it registered a few alts so they could still have their fun and draw attention to themselves and still call us miserable hags.
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Wouldn't that be SHOCKING.
At least it's keeping its trap shut this time and letting us SPEAK.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
gotta love certain people's avvies that might suggest their alter ego. You know, their Peter Parker selves. Of course, when people began to talk of banning it, I wouldn't be suprised if it registered a few alts so they could still have their fun and draw attention to themselves and still call us miserable hags.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
betcha the boars garner a larger audience than AJ's latest film... and i bet they'll do their own stunts
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"Modern man, evolutionary betrayer.
Modern man, ecosystem destroyer.
Modern man, destroy yourself in shame.
Modern man, pathetic example of Earth's organic heritage."
angelina queen of bedroom name one bebe left nut and one bebe right nut
Holy Shit, Angelina (who's apparently "inspired" by some weird shit) might look at those boars and end up naming those two helpless infants "Hannibal" and "Lecter" ("Clarisse" would be fine, but she's rumored to be looking for some really fucked up names for the twins.)
That one boar is putting the whammy on the paps. I almost feel strange myself, as I am trying to avert my eyes from it's hypnotic gaze. I am getting sleepy, I have this sudden urge to rent all of Angelina's movies.
Good God, I need to snap out of it! Whew, the boar almost had me! It's gaze is dangerous!
Hopefully these piggies wont get as big as the "Monsterquest:Monsterhog" show I saw recently.Those things were flipping huge and ,from what I saw,minding their own damn business but folks still shot the 1,000+lb behemoths.
DreamyAguileraEyes on June 25, 2008 - 1:52pm
omg I know.
I only wish one day, MK would post excerpts from his "fan" mail....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on June 25, 2008 - 1:51pm.
Have nice cave away from city noises
we have wine and pig next to pit of fire and canoodle with noodles in pants
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Noodles in pants make for jelly face nightmare ovens.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
i like the "no camera" sign... ya know, in the picture taken from a camera
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"Modern man, evolutionary betrayer.
Modern man, ecosystem destroyer.
Modern man, destroy yourself in shame.
Modern man, pathetic example of Earth's organic heritage."
Submitted by devilgirl on June 25, 2008 - 10:44am.
@Diamond Dawg- You are right, she is a wild whore! I shouldn't have insulted the wild boars of France. They kinda remind me of the dobermans that were guarding little Damien in the omen. Damien had his dobermans, Havalina has her evil familiars, the wild boars. Creepy!
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heh. familiars. ok. i'm officially creeped out. even though i'm in the hot a$$ desert, i feel like its 2am on a cold rainy night and thunder just hit.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 25, 2008 - 6:22pm.
I sent MK some American Idol shit back during the season and he replied by telling me he posted something about the Jonas Bros, in his own loving way of course and received 85 emails in under 3 mins, all of them hate filled.....
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What?? How sad do you have to be to a) be a JB fan and B) actually send people hate mail because of them? I bet every single email was sent by 11 year old.
On Topic - wake me up when she gets off her lazy ass and confirms that she's given birth to the Holy Twins.
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
Xtina on Larry King Live, tonight 9m EST
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
Looks like the Just Jared cult made their way over to Jolie's property! Although I think the one looking into the camera is Jenfraud.
These boars must be the new playmates for the kids!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Have nice cave away from city noises
we have wine and pig next to pit of fire and canoodle with noodles in pants
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 25, 2008 - 10:41am.
So what's the big fucking deal?
I mean, unless they've been trained to eat people, like in the movie hannibal.
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Javelinas will charge at you if they smell you (all it takes is being within 15 feet of them). And THEY stink like hell. Since they said boars, then I guess they are. But they look a lot alike. I wouldn't take a chance and let kids anywhere near these things. A javelina charged me and my wee dog once. Later that day my boss tried to do a smackdown on me. It was horrible. But she lost.
But yeah, the big deal is that they're on Skankalina's property.
Submitted by Uwish on June 25, 2008 - 1:32pm.
I love how you guys kicked LA out but and yet she's all you can talk about! Ha!!
Actually, I was probably the only user here who liked her and tried to make conversation. There were things I did not like but I had nothing to do with her account being closed. And shes latin, awesome! Haha.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
I picture the entrance to Skeletina's vagina looking similar to this, only with people eatin' boars....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by mike on June 25, 2008 - 6:30pm.
LA/HA is gone again? What did I miss?
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She banned on June 16th (thread she was banned on)
http://www.dlisted.com/node/26609#comments
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
Xtina on Larry King Live, tonight 9m EST
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
Bores and Boars - go hand in hand.
@Diamond Dawg- You are right, she is a wild whore! I shouldn't have insulted the wild boars of France. They kinda remind me of the dobermans that were guarding little Damien in the omen. Damien had his dobermans, Havalina has her evil familiars, the wild boars. Creepy!
FuckingLoveAngelina on June 25, 2008 - 1:38pm
YOU GNOME THE TROOF!!!
Things were just to damn tame around here....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by missy on June 25, 2008 - 1:38pm.
HAHAHHAA, that cracked me up :)
see, this is the reason i sometimes wake up early... well, that and the body went sober, can't have that!.. hi, Missy!
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"Modern man, evolutionary betrayer.
Modern man, ecosystem destroyer.
Modern man, destroy yourself in shame.
Modern man, pathetic example of Earth's organic heritage."
So what's the big fucking deal?
I mean, unless they've been trained to eat people, like in the movie hannibal.
coolest movie evah, btww, I SO need me some people eatin pigs.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 25, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Yes I know, but no one really said anything that I know of until today...
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on June 25, 2008 - 1:38pm.
dont forget CUNTT and BLOOP
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That's it, I can't take it anymore. Let's make fetus times.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 25, 2008 - 1:36pm.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LCT - wild boars are another phobia of mine. They mean someone(s) are about to get in a big ass fight. Don't leave the house!! Duck and cover!
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Hahahahahahahahhaahhahahaha nice. I like.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Angelina and Brad should have a Pig Roast on their compound.
For some reason, I thought the "Pearly Gates" to St. Angelina's house would be adorned with cherubs & a bathtub Virgin Mary and not hairy pigs.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on June 25, 2008 - 10:34am.
Thought I was the only one who picked up on that.
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Actually, it's pretty damn obvious.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Submitted by devilgirl on June 25, 2008 - 10:24am.
Isn't that Havalina at the gate? Always the poser she is!
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oh shit! javalina is worse than wild boar.
Well, they're kinda cute and scary all at once. Fun! I'm glad I live here now, tho, so that's positive:)
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
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