Wednesday, June 25th 2008
Justin Timberlake Has OCD
Justin Timberlake told Collider.com that he suffers from both OCD and ADD. Yes, the tampon is still blabbing. Justin said, "I have OCD mixed with ADD. You try living with that. It's complicated."
In Justin's case, OCD stands for "Oogly Cuntry Douche." Seriously, I think ALL celebrities have OCD because they are all obsessed with themselves.
Here's Justin with some poopey-stained boots in Paris this morning.
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Anyone who thinks you can't wear dirty boots & have OCD has obviously no effin idea the spectrum of variation that OCD crosses. It's not just cleanliness *eyeroll*, but yea, thanks for that knowledgeable input.
Clarisse....you must bring LYSOL wipes to your office! So whenever someone uses your ANYTHING on your desk, you can wipe if off when they leave. If I use someone else's phone, I even wipe it afterward for them. That should be added to all etiquette books and lists. 9 times.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 25, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Oh, so you got the pics of me that I sent you?
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As if you hot slut. I'm talking about the tubbo that stole your polo shirt and used it as a sock.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 25, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Oh you have a "sneezer" too!?!?!?
There is a guy on the other side of the building that i email "Bless you" to when he sneezes. I feel my office floor rattle!!!
"Here, you can use my phone"
"Um, no...no i can't."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Did you know that if you say 'Bless you' to a Jehovah Witness you get in trouble?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Every time Pudge sneezes I want to hack him up with an ax. He's gotta make such a big production out of it. The louder the better.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Since he is a tampon, isn't he also suffering from TSS?
If JT is 'oogly', then who can classified as 'hawt'? Please don't say Phoebe Price.
omg LoveCarrottop! I had no idea other people suffered from badluck jewelry phobia! Who knew?
I also had this very cool pair of capris that i had to give away because i was wearing them on the bad luck day. funny thing is that i didn't throw away the shirt, the shoes, the bra, or the underwear. Just the pants! I don't know why I focused on them only.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 - 10:18am.
I second that Mrs. K. Images of unwashed fat middle-aged women with scraggly blond hair and dirty-cream coloured cardigans are dancing through my brain since seeing the green crocs
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Oh, so you got the pics of me that I sent you?
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
LCT,
Oh you have a "sneezer" too!?!?!?
There is a guy on the other side of the building that i email "Bless you" to when he sneezes. I feel my office floor rattle!!!
"Here, you can use my phone"
"Um, no...no i can't."
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Run! It's the clergy!
**************He looks so handsome .He is my favor . Yes, he is single now. I saw his profile on dating site ---"W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.******************************
DiamondDawg - LOL!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 25, 2008 - 1:14pm.
like, if i'm wearing certain jewelry and something goes horribly wrong that day, i can't wear that jewelry anymore!! but i can't give it away. So lately i've been taking the good badluck jewelry to my storage unit for one day when its safe to bring it out. I don't know when that will be.
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You're in luck! I happen to specialize in the "cleansing" of bad luck jewelry. Just send it to me in 10x12 manila envelope with a lock of your hair and a SASE. You will receive your jewelry back, fully cleansed, within 3-5 years. Voila!
OCD and ADD? Is that the excuse for him being a cunt?
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 25, 2008 - 10:16am.
I guess it's like they say: There's someone for everyone. Even psycho, whorebag, crotch-sniffers like her.
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Yes, there's a lid for every pot.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Come on, Justin told everyone about this in Alpha Dog. Ya'll know how he gets about this anxiety shit.
Now Kanye West, yeah, there's someone who should be tested for OCD and general dumbassery.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 25, 2008 - 1:17pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP!
You wants i should come over and take care of those carrot munching mutha's for yous?
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Oooooo, that sounds like fun. Sadly, the carrot muncher has left the building. But a sneezer is down the hall. Let's go donkey punch him instead.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LoLo on June 25, 2008 - 10:13am.
KAren Flatts!
That denise richards crap was hilarious!
She dropped the MURDER bomb on that thread too!
She said Charlie Sheen murdered a hooker he spanked or some such shit!
talk about the wackness!
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I know-- and the worst part was you could tell she was totally holding back (I could almost see the erase marks where she accused him of supporting Osama Bin Laden and being the Lindbergh baby's kidnapper). Probably hoping to retain some sort of traffic to her blog, I'm sure. Like Memaw used to say, crazy attracts crazy!
Dear JT Fanhore:
It appears that you swam up to the group in the midst of a feeding frenzy. JT is our chum. But now that you've arrived, all attention is now on you. Swim away little fish before the sharks eat you up.
Word.
Mrs. Kravitz!
My dearest slut, are those hemp crocs you're sportin'?
If, so sign me the fuck up!
I'll sniff your toe jam!
www.myspace.com/triston
I second that Mrs. K. Images of unwashed fat middle-aged women with scraggly blond hair and dirty-cream coloured cardigans are dancing through my brain since seeing the green crocs.
That, and Mario Batali.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Mrs. Kravits, please don't change the green crocks. Funny as fuk! But they did make me jump a lil! lol
I never understood the appeal of Justin Timberlake. He has the speaking voice of a 14 year old boy. Singing voice is that of any other prepubescent boy band annoyance. He is truly an ugly dude. Very inbredish, country trash-looking, KKK trainee, plain-jane ordinary. Almost like there's something wrong w/ him genetically or like he has a disease...well I guess he does, OCD -ha ha what a queer. A grown man w/ OCD and ADD should be beat up by a group of real men.
OCD fr timberlake means odor control douche
ADD = A DICK? DAYUMN!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Like there's a psychiatrist in LA that would tell a celebrity they're "normal".
I'd come up with as many 3 letter combos as you'd pay for, baby - I'd be happy and obviously you think it makes you "deep" or "complex".
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 25, 2008 - 1:14pm.
like, if i'm wearing certain jewelry and something goes horribly wrong that day, i can't wear that jewelry anymore!! but i can't give it away. So lately i've been taking the good badluck jewelry to my storage unit for one day when its safe to bring it out. I don't know when that will be.
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Uh oh. I do the jewelry thing too. Also, I had to give away my cat 3 weeks ago and my life has sucked balls ever since and now I'm sure I'm cursed since cats supposedly teeter on the brink of hell and earth or some shit. I can't eat Bagel Bites, canned beans by themselves or Alphaghetti because I ate them both within 24 hours of having caught a stomach bug on separate occassions.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LOVE CARROTTOP!
You wants i should come over and take care of those carrot munching mutha's for yous?
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 - 1:12pm.
The sound of people eating carrots makes me want to jam them in their ear-holes. I must have schizophrenia mixed with depression.
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Yeah, the sound of crunching ice gives me delusions of grandeur. ☺
Submitted by putsomestankonit on June 25, 2008 - 10:13am.
Just looking at this picture and there is no way he has extreme OCD. The boots, the pant legs stuffed into the boots and the bulky shit crammed into his pockets. That wouldn't fly with someone who actually suffers from extreme OCD.
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Maybe today was an ADD day?? Perhaps his illnesses alternate? Like one day he goes with OCD by taking ADD meds only and vice versa?
And did I hear a JT fanhore in the distance??? Begone asswipe. No one wants to hear it.
Tacky Pretty on June 25, 2008 - 1:13pm
Please crawl back under your blog and count the comments there on one hand....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by Tacky Pretty on June 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
if you dont like it why the fuck are you here
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by reinvention on June 25, 2008 - 10:08am.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 25, 2008 - 6:53pm.
fucking lol! i never in my life would've imagined there are actual denisaloonies out there.
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I guess it's like they say: There's someone for everyone. Even psycho, whorebag, crotch-sniffers like her.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 25, 2008 - 10:10am.
Fukin' GREEN CROCKS SCARED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OK, dear. I am going to change the avie soon...real soon
I swear.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Clarisse you hot beeotch. Hi.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I got diagnosed OCD when Justin was still with Britney. And right now my obsessive complusion is to kill him and his small penis. I can't be associated with this douche in any way for my own mental health.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 25, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 25, 2008 - 9:57am.
Karen Flatts,
NO! Shut up! You're shitting me that Denise Richards has a fan!?!??!?!
Love Denise/Heart Denise?
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My dad always told me the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks - Billy "Bloody Genius" Ray Cyrus
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 25, 2008 - 10:08am.
Here's what I don't get: How do you have OCD and ADD at the same time? I mean, my Dad has OCD and he has to tap the TV screen like 9 times before he can turn it off (don't ask) and has to step over every crack with his right foot first, and on and on. If you have ADD, how can you pay attention long enough to remember your OCD rules, let alone long enough to make sure you've tapped 9 times and not 8 or 10?
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oh gawd. you're gonna put me in a coma! (i have slight ocd). when other people mention THEIR ocd's, i tend to absorb them. i also have phobias, fears, and superstitions.
like, if i'm wearing certain jewelry and something goes horribly wrong that day, i can't wear that jewelry anymore!! but i can't give it away. So lately i've been taking the good badluck jewelry to my storage unit for one day when its safe to bring it out. I don't know when that will be.
Please tell us more about your dad and the 9 times tapping the tv.!
If you have ADD, you will have it in every aspect of your life. Some people use the label to get out of doing something they don't want to do. But, if you have true ADD, you will also have problems focusing on things you really want to do...now what was I doing?
_Submitted by Tacky Pretty on June 25, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Uh, exactly WHO is obsessed with Timberlake?
He doesn't take up much space on my blog, bitch.
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Michael K is king of the faux-mos.
SHOW US A PICTURE OF HIM EATING TUNA OR STFU!
TACKY BITCH!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Just looking at this picture and there is no way he has extreme OCD. The boots, the pant legs stuffed into the boots and the bulky shit crammed into his pockets. That wouldn't fly with someone who actually suffers from extreme OCD.
Everyone has OCD to some degree, but he just wants a pity party....
KAren Flatts!
That denise richards crap was hilarious!
She dropped the MURDER bomb on that thread too!
She said Charlie Sheen murdered a hooker he spanked or some such shit!
talk about the wackness!
CARROT! you said puss EWWWWWWWWWWW ha ha ha!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Uh, exactly WHO is obsessed with Timberlake?
He doesn't take up much space on my blog, bitch.
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Michael K is king of the faux-mos.
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The sound of people eating carrots makes me want to jam them in their ear-holes. I must have schizophrenia mixed with depression.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Karen Flatts,
That's honestly scares the shit out of me. Lunatic fans *coughLAHAcough* scare me enough, but at least that sort of lunacy is based on buying into the humanitarian earth mother oscar winning actress myth...but being a fantic of a psychotic whore who's only discernable talent is causing grief???? Oi!!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 10:05am.
I saw that! She WAS entirely too well-informed, that's fersure.
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Wasn't she??? It was scary. Besides, I don't get her loyalties: she's in the PORN business. Since Charlie was a big customer, and they had to PAY Denise, you think she'd know which side her bread was buttered on, ya feel me?
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 25, 2008 - 1:08pm.
If you have ADD, how can you pay attention long enough to remember your OCD rules, let alone long enough to make sure you've tapped 9 times and not 8 or 10?
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Good point. I smells a fibber, and his name rhymes with Pus-in Ginger-taint.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Fukin' GREEN CROCKS SCARED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Cara on June 25, 2008 - 1:04pm.
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Yeah, what Cara said. Johnny can do any damn thing he pleases because he can do no wrong, IMHO! JT, you only look all the douchier for trying to emulate him.
Submitted by missy on June 25, 2008 - 10:06am.
Submitted by Euphoria on June 25, 2008 - 12:05pm.
ADD = After Disney Disorder!!! HAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!!!
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Well, Missy! You might have something there....
Some people think Dizney does weird sexxy times crap with these youngsters...i'm just repeating something i heard a long time ago.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 25, 2008 - 9:51am.
I swear, I think this guy could come forward, say, "I'm a complete douche asshole, & I apologize for my behavior," let Janet Jackson & Prince flog him publicly & every fan he's been nasty to spit on him, & I'd still hate his pansy ass!
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I swear, I think this guy could come forward, say, "I am still waiting for my testicles to descend."
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08