Wednesday, June 25th 2008
Justin Timberlake Has OCD
Justin Timberlake told Collider.com that he suffers from both OCD and ADD. Yes, the tampon is still blabbing. Justin said, "I have OCD mixed with ADD. You try living with that. It's complicated."
In Justin's case, OCD stands for "Oogly Cuntry Douche." Seriously, I think ALL celebrities have OCD because they are all obsessed with themselves.
Here's Justin with some poopey-stained boots in Paris this morning.
VIA Stuff - Images:Splashnewsonline.com
He is really handsome in the picture.He seems to have a personal account at a millionaire&celebrity dating club RICHLOVING.COM with his pictures and blog. He is so popular there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.
I actually have a little more respect for this douche. I have OCD as well, and it effin sucks major dragon balls.
He also has GAY
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 25, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 2:23pm.
You are so generous. It's 144 and I do believe that Charles Manson reserved all those spaces.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 -
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Hahaha close, it's 140,000 (my Dad's a JW). It's such bullshit.
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There I go, mixin' up my religion numbers again!
So many numbers...so many equations for getting into heaven. Who knew God was SO into math?
How many virgins is it?
And I hear the Mormons have no Hell but 3! (count'em - THREE!) levels of heaven.
And, apparently, 140,000 Hail Marys MAY get me higher than the 4th level of Hell if I'm Catholic (but that's me - I'm kinda bad;).
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
okay, justin is a total poser. who does he think he is in that outfit? recently it looks like he is trying out the Johnny Depp style (dirty boots and jeans with a suit coat), and sorry justin, but your just not hot enough, or cool enough, to pull it off. go clean your boots, i know you got them dirty on purpose to try and look cool.
He also suffers from extreme grandeur, narcissism and delusion.
Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 2:23pm.
You are so generous. It's 144 and I do believe that Charles Manson reserved all those spaces.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 -
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Hahaha close, it's 140,000 (my Dad's a JW). It's such bullshit.
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Waittttt!!! I is all sorts o' confused. Two of my most relied upon Dlisters with different amounts! If it's 140,000 then MAYBE, just MAYBE I'll start feeling a little better about my chances. But 144? Fuck it, pass the tequila and the Cyanide.
i dont know where you are from, but jt is at best an average looking dude in my world.
ryan reynolds is smokingg hot.
josh hartnett is gorge..
this guy here?
nothing.
jt got very fucking lucky.
i cant believe the girls going crazy for his ass.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 25, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 - 10:56am.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 25, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Hahahahhahahahahahhaah oh fuck me. That's funny. I feel the same way.
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Seriously. If I recall correctly (I've buried a few brain cells since then, so I'm not guaranteeing anything) they believe that there are 200
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You are so generous. It's 144 and I do believe that Charles Manson reserved all those spaces.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
awe shit me and justin are in the same boat i wonder if he's takin any meds?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
"He's down with OCD, yeah you know me. Get down with OCD"
Submitted by kacky on June 25, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Why does anyone buy his records? He can't even sing.
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that is NOT true. He may be a douche, but the guy is very talented, IMO.
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
Whenever I see him I get eye crabs.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Well, Justin, we deal with your vapid music so I'd take ADD with a splash of OCD any day.
DiamondDawg, I'm with ya on the empathy deficit disorder horseshit. I mean really. Some boonyfuck from the south wanting a phd went to New York or something and then made that up. Then got the phd from Boonyfuck University. Totally ridiculous.
Yea good for him. Another person to put on the SHUT THE FUCK UP list. Spoiled baby.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
Why does anyone buy his records? He can't even sing.
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A video movie could improve your life.
I just can't stand that man.
http://danceontheroof.com
I really can't stand Justin Timberlake...and that's saying a lot for me, considering I was OBSESSED with him when I was 15 (during the 'NSYNC days). Every year he's just proving himself to be a whiny, entitled, self-centered jackass. Also, when it comes to his looks, he peaked at 21. Seriously.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 25, 2008 - 11:06am.
I have these two purple socks. One is striped, the other one is not. Both were missing their partners, so I just wore them together all winter and spring.
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Didn't you feel very unbalanced? I could never wear two different socks. I'd get vertigo!
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Not to be mean, but most actors and musicians are neurotic as fuck. Creative types tend to be. And don't get mad at ME for saying it. It's true.
Not that anyone cares, but I had OCD for a brief spell. It was weird. I would be paranoid that I hadn't flushed the toilet at work. I worked in a very small office, just me and two guys. Sometimes, even though I KNEW I had flushed, I would be on my way to the subway and would turn around and go back to the office just to make sure. It lasted for a few months and then it went away. So strange!
JT: Take a chill-pill and stfu
I also heard he had VWMDD...Vinegar & Water Massingill Douche Disorder.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 25, 2008 -
Seriously. If I recall correctly (I've buried a few brain cells since then, so I'm not guaranteeing anything) they believe that there are 200 or so souls who are predestined to get into the "true" heaven. It doesn't matter if you're Mother Teresa: If ya ain't predestined, ya ain't in. But if you ARE predestined, it's "Come right in Mr. Dahmer. Have you met Mr. Hitler and Ms. Borden? We're simply waiting on the arrival of Ms. Jolie and the party can begin."
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Hahaha close, it's 140,000 (my Dad's a JW). It's such bullshit. Did you read about their 'New World'? Apparently this one's going to be 'wiped clean' soon and in the new world everyone will love each other and we'll be able to hug bears and hand-feed great white sharks and blah blah blah. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Karen, what's with your dad?? Have you ever asked him about it? Maybe he thinks demons or aliens are gonna come through it? Remember Poltergeist? When did it start for him? Before or AFTER the movie? Fascinating!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 - 10:56am.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 25, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Hahahahhahahahahahhaah oh fuck me. That's funny. I feel the same way.
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Seriously. If I recall correctly (I've buried a few brain cells since then, so I'm not guaranteeing anything) they believe that there are 200 or so souls who are predestined to get into the "true" heaven. It doesn't matter if you're Mother Teresa: If ya ain't predestined, ya ain't in. But if you ARE predestined, it's "Come right in Mr. Dahmer. Have you met Mr. Hitler and Ms. Borden? We're simply waiting on the arrival of Ms. Jolie and the party can begin."
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Absolutely. One sock = devil influence.
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Lol. My one sock thingL:
I have a bag for the one socks. If the laundry comes out and there's a sock or socks with no partner, they go in the "one sock bag" (its actually one of those net-y lingerie washer bag things). When I run out of pairs, I go through the bag and match up whatever socks I can. But lately I've gone a little old lady-ish. I have these two purple socks. One is striped, the other one is not. Both were missing their partners, so I just wore them together all winter and spring. Last weekend I found both of their partners!!! Stuck behind the washing machine. Yay. It was a happy day.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 - 10:32am.
I'm having times of smiles in my denim over FuckingLovesAngelina being present here.
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laughing so loud I woke up the dog!!!!! "having times of smiles" omg. help i can't breathe.
God, I wish to hell that he would just shut the FUCK up and go away. He is such a fucking douche. Complicated my fucking ass. He's as complicated as he is talented. NOT AT ALL.
And he can't pull of the Johnny Depp scuffed-boot look. Johnny rocked it. Timberdouche fails!
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 25, 2008 - 1:54pm.
I did a little "light reading" about Jehovas Witnesses one time. Oh the hilarity that ensued! It was right before I downed a bottle of sleeping pills, slit both wrists, set myself on fire and drove off a cliff.
Good times, y'all, good times now.
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Hahahahhahahahahahhaah oh fuck me. That's funny. I feel the same way.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 - 10:45am.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 25, 2008 - 1:41pm.
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I did a little "light reading" about Jehovas Witnesses one time. Oh the hilarity that ensued! It was right before I downed a bottle of sleeping pills, slit both wrists, set myself on fire and drove off a cliff.
Good times, y'all, good times now.
OMG I love this site! I also think Celebrity Prayer List is hilarious too. This nun called Sister Mary Ramono writes out her prayers for the celebrities, she's such a hoot!
Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 10:44am.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 25, 2008 - 12:32pm.
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Your story made me laugh pretty hard. Especially the end:)
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Thanks. They say the best comedy comes from real life. I wish I could say that I made ANY of that up, but no, my 180 IQ Father is indeed a walking "Tap-Bomb".
Submitted by Clarisse on June 25, 2008 - 1:41pm.
LCT,
How bout "Happy Birthday, BTW, i'm a lesbian".
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Wonderful. They might die.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 25, 2008 - 12:32pm.
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Your story made me laugh pretty hard. Especially the end:)
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Justin Timberlake is BEGGING for an ass kicking.
I suffer from "OprahNauseatingItis.". Whenever I see a photo of her, I automatically go into a blind fury of uncontrollable madness.
LCT,
How bout "Happy Birthday, BTW, i'm a lesbian".
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 25, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Oy, me, too!
If I lose a sock in the laundry I go nutz. Single socks are unacceptable.
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Absolutely. One sock = devil influence.
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Here, here! (or Hear, hear! or whatever)
Single socks must be let go for insubordinance.
Bad sock!
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Clarisse on June 25, 2008 - 1:38pm.
LCT,
So i should say 'Bless you' to a Jehovah Witness....interesting....cuz i would never want to piss them off, right.
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Well, you just get scolded for that. If you really want to piss them off wish them a happy birthday or tell them you're a lesbo.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
DiamondDawg,
Oh i have hand sanitizer on a table beside my office door and wipes for the phone!
Why wipes for the phone? Cuz whenever i get sick, the first thing i want to do is lick the mouth piece on the phone of that bitch i hate, so i'm obsessed with making sure mine is clean.
LCT,
So i should say 'Bless you' to a Jehovah Witness....interesting....cuz i would never want to piss them off, right.
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 25, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Oy, me, too!
If I lose a sock in the laundry I go nutz. Single socks are unacceptable.
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Absolutely. One sock = devil influence.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I like Justin.....lol
I do.....*hides*
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 - 10:29am.
I can't use pens if they don't have a lid on the end. The balance is all off.
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Oy, me, too!
If I lose a sock in the laundry I go nutz. Single socks are unacceptable.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 25, 2008 - 10:14am.
Please tell us more about your dad and the 9 times tapping the tv.!
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Well, it's "unique", that's for sure. It used to drive us crazy as kids, but now it's comical, to say the least. After the TV gets turned off, if my Dad is in the room he immediately has to walk over and tap 9 times in the direct center of the TV screen. And not 9 times in a row, mind you, it's kind of like "tap-tap-tap...tap-tap-tap-tap...tap............tap". Just when you think it's over...TAP! Of course, that wasn't too bad 20 or so years ago when we had a 13", but we just got him a 40" Flat Screen. Him trying to find the exact center of that damn thing is fucking hilarious, and if he doesn't get it, it's tappity tap tap all over again.
Now I just wait until he leaves the room to shut the TV off when I'm over, unless he's really pissed me off that day.
Hmm...what could mean, what could he mean...?
(O great! Now my OCD's kicking in!)
Offensive Cunt Disease mixed with Abject Deception Disorder...? That kinda makes sense.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
I'm having times of smiles in my denim over FuckingLovesAngelina being present here.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Thanks for the offer Karen, but my plan is to make one "badluck jewelry" box and get it all to an priest/exorcist from the RCC. (I'm only half kidding.)
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 25, 2008 - 1:24pm.
omg LoveCarrottop! I had no idea other people suffered from badluck jewelry phobia! Who knew?
I also had this very cool pair of capris that i had to give away because i was wearing them on the bad luck day. funny thing is that i didn't throw away the shirt, the shoes, the bra, or the underwear. Just the pants! I don't know why I focused on them only.
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Maybe you just KNEW it was the pants. I can't use pens if they don't have a lid on the end. The balance is all off.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Zedrie on June 25, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Anyone who thinks you can't wear dirty boots & have OCD has obviously no effin idea the spectrum of variation that OCD crosses. It's not just cleanliness *eyeroll*, but yea, thanks for that knowledgeable input.
BUZZ KILL TIMES!
BUZZ KILL TIMES!
BUZZ KILL TIMES!
coming out many thanks for this kill of buzz!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 - 10:05am.
Ahem. Celebrities with apparent OCD:
Alec Baldwin
Hmmm... anyone else notice what all the EGOCENTRIC MORONS have in common??
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Lies, lies, lies, yeah!
They're gonna get you
They won't forget you
They're gonna get you
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08