Wednesday, June 25th 2008

She's Making It Worse

Brooke Hogan talked to UsWeekly about those creepy ass pictures of her daddy giving her nalgas and thighs a rub down with lotion. I think we all simultaneously took scalding hot showers after seeing those pictures.

Brooke said, "I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!"

You know Hulk came when he read that. And what does an old car have to do with any of this?! Unless you're the dude who has fucked 1,000 cars, nobody should grope a car like that.

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Submitted by sexymixer81 on June 26, 2008 - 12:02am.

They might just be a really open/loose kind of family.

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I'm sure that Brooke is VERY open and loose and that Hulk takes full advantage of that.
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funfunster's picture

face it. that whole family's fucked up.

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sexymixer81's picture

I don;t know. I want to say it's weird cause it's her dad, but then again, it's JUST her dad and it's JUST sunscreen. I would be able to put sunscreen on my own ass, but that's me. They might just be a really open/loose kind of family. It doesn't make it wrong. I think we would have to be there to pass fully judgement.

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P.T.Bull's picture

Once my kids got out of diapers, No reason to touch the southern regions again. The only circumstance that would get me to touch said regions again would be to stop arterial blood spurting after some sort of accident--and then only on a temporary basis until the ambulance shows up.

Its creepy as hell, but didn't we already know its a messed up family? ;)

OTOh, the picture probably makes it look worse than it was--he looks like he's mvoing in for some serious fetishistic cheek fondling...

And wanking... :0

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Submitted by The Real Mimi on June 25, 2008 - 12:07pm.

I guess so. But there's no way either of my parents would be in that delivery room.

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HollyMadison's picture

That's fine, honey, but once you're OUT of diapers your dad's hands should no longer be anywhere near your ass.

Mel-Tang's picture

Brooke is truly a stupid human being.
YOUR FATHER IS TOUCHING YOUR ASS, BROOKE. IT'S WRONG ON EVERY LEVEL.
Dumbfucks.

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Hey Preppie

daddy used to change her diapers. now she's a grown woman.

does that mean he's changing her tampons now?

OXA's picture

this whole family is pure trash. they make the kardashians look like european royalty by comparison.

NOW THIS IS GOOD.

OXA's picture

I THINK THEY SHOULD EXTERMINATE ALL OF THE HOGANS, THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH ALL OF THEM.

Millie's picture

I am a bit torn about this. I don't think he meant anything wrong when he rubbed sunscreen on her. I truly don't think there were any sexual tendencies. He looked as if he were doing it just because she asked and that was it. YET, I do not agree with a father touching, rubbing ANYTHING on his daughters bare butt. That is just me. I want to think the worse of him and his family, because I despise his son Nick, and her mother Linda, BUT as for this picture, I truly don't think it was meant to be "weird", but still, he should have not done that, but this stuff is probably normal for them.

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."

you guys don't mix father's love with certain motion.just see her pictures on dating site--wealthy dater . com--is she single??

Santa Ana Winds's picture

There's NO excuse for that, especially since there's spray on sunscreen!

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

his hands, her ass... the real victim in all of this is the suntan lotion

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C U Next Tuesday's picture

I'm mixed on the topic. Shes his child. BUT, if my father did that to me I'd run. He always tells me to put something on my legs when I walk around the house in shorts.

■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!

LoLo's picture

This would never have happened in Mr. T's family!

"daddy my butt itches, you goina rub some them thar lotion on mah butt raht naw!"

" I pitty the fool who made my daughters ass itchy! But i drank my milk and studied hard so i know i am not to touch your ass!"

then mr.t would stop to think for a second, " HEY! who the hell are you? I dont have no daughter!"

Then the A team would swoop in an throw a grenade at the fake daughter and throw her faking ass in the back of the van and bring her back to Jamie Spears!

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Submitted by oklahoma on June 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

LCT..
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For women w/ large labia or for men w/ baby peen. Great as a gift! (ask for gift box at counter)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Omfg I nearly peed. Large labia. Hahahahaha... do women really measure their labia??

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there is no rationale explaination for a dad to rub his grown daughter's ass, especially when he is well documented to have an irrational controling nature and obsession with his daughter's sexuality. Emotional insect much?

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Submitted by sexybigbeauty on June 25, 2008 - 12:23pm.
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Your gunt is making me want to toss my cookies.

KD's picture

this is probably small fries for them. I bet they all walk around nekkid and have never batted an eye about it.

Green Is Good's picture

My question is: Brookeass couldn't put sunscreen on her OWN ASS? She can't reach it? Does daddy wipe her ass, too?

Submitted by oklahoma on June 25, 2008 - 9:24am.
tee hee hee that was funny

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Submitted by sexybigbeauty on June 25, 2008 - 8:23am.

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would someboby please kill this ugly bitch

Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?

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Submitted by its six thirty ... on June 25, 2008 - 9:09am.
thats just my dad. keepin it real.
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Submitted by sexybigbeauty on June 25, 2008 - 12:23pm.
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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

"I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!"

Old car? She would be a Pinto then?
And soon you will be changing his diapers Brooke.

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UFLauren's picture

I actually had a good FORMER friend of mine who had a similar relationship with Daddy. He would always slap her ass and all that. He crossed the line with me one day when she and I were getting our swimsuits on to go boating. This fucker WALKED into the room, I was maybe 17 at the time and starts talking to her like we weren't both half naked. When I told my parents about this, they made a trip over to the house after I left to confront the parents. Her Dad's parting words had something to do with my family being 'jealous' of them. This is why I left Florida - the people there are effing crazy.

I could see if he was rubbing it on her back all daddy-like, but look at him! He's going in for the kill like a frat boy on Spring Break.

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oklahoma's picture

LCT..
Go Go Gadget KeyChain Ruler..
For women w/ large labia or for men w/ baby peen. Great as a gift! (ask for gift box at counter)

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loric's picture

It's obvious this family has no boundaries-I have no problem with a parent hugging, patting or kissing a child, but rubbing lotion on your child's ass (especially when they are teen or older) is gross and creepy. Brooke can try to sugarcoat it however she wants to, but it's still creepy.

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God be with you, dumbass.

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Submitted by oklahoma on June 25, 2008 - 11:59am.

LCT, Bwahahah, cut off her weiner. I guess he might of been checking to see if it was still there in this pick. Comparing size.
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He forgot his ruler, obviously, unless he already knows how big his is. Pocket ruler times!

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Love Carrottopelina.

its six thirty in the morning......i am already stoned's picture

i am from the south. DEEP SOUTH. i know we have a reputation of daddy fucking and brother sucking. true for the most part. just not in my immediate family. extended is another story. springer maybe.

however that being said......if my dad caught me walking around my cousins or uncles like a tranny whore he would say......'chile!!!!! get your fuckin ass back in the fuckin house before you gets knocked up with a fuckin six legged baby!' thats just my dad. keepin it real.

Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?

The Real Mimi's picture

It kinda reminds of when a dad is in the delivery room watching a baby come out of his daughter's vagina. I wouldn't ever let my dad watch that (and he wouldn't want to either) but there are plenty of daughters that would and don't see anything wrong with it. I guess it's just different strokes for different folks.

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 25, 2008 - 11:59am.

girl! you best stop playing with your cat shit!
You gonna stink up your place and have to go outside and play instead of playing with us on d-listed!
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oklahoma's picture

Oh Shit.. Fuckingclassy. that is funny!!! And yes, this story does smell! Hell, this picture gives me diarrhea, the ole #3..

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kacky's picture

Yuck.

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Fucking_Classy's picture

This situation is like cat shit... the more you try to move it around, the more it stinks. She should've kept her mouth shut.

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oklahoma's picture

LCT, Bwahahah, cut off her weiner. I guess he might of been checking to see if it was still there in this pick. Comparing size.

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

He used to change your diapers before you got your wiener sliced off Brooke. Loooooong time ago.

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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

She meant it is like touching an old hoo-kar.

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Submitted by madam s. on June 25, 2008 - 11:28pm.
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"giant sweaty piece of overdone rotisserie turkey"?! Girl, that's some high art right there. That's fucking poetry!!

Now seriously, incest fuckery aside, look at Hulk's skin! Homeboy is waaaaay past tan, he has practically changed his ethnicity!

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

what?.. it wasn't God's will?

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"Modern man, evolutionary betrayer.
Modern man, ecosystem destroyer.
Modern man, destroy yourself in shame.
Modern man, pathetic example of Earth's organic heritage."

Whoa!!!! Back it up. There was a guy fucking cars? Get the fuck outta here!!! He put his self at the risk of getting sexually transmission diseases.

Bad Joke.

Anyway. I don't have my mind in the gutter, well yeah I do but not about everything. That's his daughter and I doubt there was anything sexual about this.

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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.

oklahoma's picture

VLL.. LOL. I'd feel uncomfortable in a lil bikini like tht around my dad anyways.. W/ my boobs all hanging out.. Just couldnt' handle it!

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Damnit LoLo....you made me spit coffee on the screen....don't make me waste my Bailey's like that....
Someone Key this bitch....classic!

Brooke Hogan looks so sexy with the dress. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
******"AffluentBachelors.com"******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

"Girl, put some goddamned clothes on." That's how that rubdown would go with my daddy.

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