Wednesday, June 25th 2008
Morning Wood
WTF?! Is Skeleton Farrell the secret father of Minnie Driver's unborn baby? - Celebitchy
Shiloh Jolie Pitt's amazing acting debut - I'm Not Obsessed
Gwen Stefani is enormous - Popbytes
The Pink Power Ranger is knocked up - SOW
Hayden Panatroll looks like she has diarrhea in her hair - Popoholic
Lenny Kravitz's ass crack - A Socialite's Life
The Hoff proclaims that Knight Rider is nothing without him - ICYDK
Dreamboat Doherty and Carl Barat together at last! - Holy Moly!
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@Chefcammi, thanks for the update.
Submitted by yepyepyep on June 25, 2008 - 10:52am.
Why do people think Hayden Pantyroll is hot? I just dont see it she is so short
I don't get it either. She's cute at best. And that's with blonde hair. She looks horrible as a brunette.
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Submitted by oklahoma on June 25, 2008 - 11:01am.
LoLo.. I LOVE the Shiloh-Zahara love affair.. LMAO! funny!!
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I would love to see Brad pull a Woody and marry Zahara in 15 years.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 25, 2008 - 10:57am.
On topic, when you watch the video, i have to applaud Colin on A) being a hands on Dad B) being so protective of his child.
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His son was born with a genetic disorder. angels(sp?) disorder.
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LoLo.. I LOVE the Shiloh-Zahara love affair.. LMAO! funny!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
That BB flick looks intriguing. Brad Pitt sucks at acting, though. He just needs to stand still and look good.
But Shiloh? That was inspired. She is the next Duse, Bernhart, Barrymore. When the balloon sailed away, she made that subtle movement, truly brilliant.
No one cares who knocked up Minnie Driver. This story is insignificant, like her career.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
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@ the bottom of the article...
Update: There is no direct quote from Driver in that article about the nationality of her baby’s father, just the journalist’s interpretation that he’s “English.” It’s possible she said something like “He’s from the UK” and it was written as “English.”
I'm "kind of" evil
Stock Broker,
"He looks like the "drive thru" type: make a deposit & hit the gas peddle."
NICE!!!
On topic, when you watch the video, i have to applaud Colin on A) being a hands on Dad B) being so protective of his child.
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Run! It's the clergy!
Damn thats funny right there!
Mini banged Brad and got knocked up!
Angie finds out!
Angie Takes fertility pills so the Mini debacle doesnt take the shine off of her star, has eight babies, reduces them to two but Brad is not the dad.
Shiloh stumbles upon Madox's diary where he says he caught mommy kissing Santa Claus, Pax, James, and John V.
Shiloh wonders out to the pool house and finds an old I-pod with Amy Winehouse, Brit Spears, and Kingsof Leon on it. She listens to it as she drinks bourbon straight from the bottle.
She hates her mom and her dad, goes out to the strip to party with no panties on.
Ends up in re-hab writting a tell all.
Ends up shooting Maddox's boyfriend as he lunges on the sofa ala Brando style. Threatens Angie with a box cutter, calls her Wildenstein as she steels the car
Shiloh goes to prison, Zahara busts her out, they have a lesbian love afair like Thelma and Louise.
The two drive off a cliff. TEH ENDS TIMES!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Maybe I'm just being a big ol' beehotch but I think it's about time we stopped giving geriatric unwed Hollywood mothers attention.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 25, 2008 - 9:40am.
Omg Sheeps! Thank you forever! Ahahaha!
the real reason the sperm donor of minnie's baby won't come forward is because he's embarassed to admit he hit that...just like every guy that gets near minnie...
how old is panta troll? over 40? she looks it...
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sexy motherfucker...
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 25, 2008 - 10:50am.
I bet Minnie Mouse got knocked up by Prince Ginge.
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Don't EVEN say it. Prince Hot Ginge better have higher standards than that.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Would someone really buy a t-shirt with Lenny Kravitz's ass crack on it?
Why do people think Hayden Pantyroll is hot? I just dont see it she is so short
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
We're giving Minnie Driver far more attention than she deserves. At 38, she got some guy to knock her up.
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
I can't believe Kimberly is pregnant! Well, I can.. but, wow! Power Rangers was the shit when I was a kid.
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I bet Minnie Mouse got knocked up by Prince Ginge.
Or Hugh Grant. He looks like the "drive thru" type: make a deposit & hit the gas peddle.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on June 25, 2008 - 7:42am.
I agree, if the man wasn't already committed to someone, they'd be out in the open about this pregnancy.
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
Ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahahahaahahhahahaahha.
Fuck me. Not only is Brange feeding their kids sewage for breakfast, now they're turning them into little actors before they hit preschool.
Have fun in rehab, Shiloh.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LoLo. ME either, until Clarisse said Brad Pitt. That'd be awesome, Seems only right that Brad picked up some of Jolie's traits after being w/ her for a while..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by Clarisse on June 25, 2008 - 10:36am.
Minnie and Colin. No. She said the baby daddy was English. No way a proper Brit would refer to an Irishman as English.
Oh I didn't hear her say that....
Okay I rest my case. Minnie Driver's baby daddy is Gavin Rossdale.
putsomestankonit,
"Think about it, the babby daddy has to be someone who's already involved or married or else she would be blabbing to the whole world about who knocked her up."
Good call! I didn't even consider that! I say it's Brad Pitt!!!!!
*evil laugh*
*runs out of the room*
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Run! It's the clergy!
I just cant care about mini's bastard baby!
there is no room in me noggin or me heart area where cares go :(
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Geez, Stefani hasn't had that baby yet?
Submitted by Sheeps on June 25, 2008 - 10:37am.
Well he's done some acting, he was in that Keanu movie where he played the son of satan??? And he's kind of in the same business cause he was in a band. But I was just joking. But it would be funny if it did turn out to be Gavin Rossdale's baby that sprung forth from Minnie Driver's loins.
Think about it, the babby daddy has to be someone who's already involved or married or else she would be blabbing to the whole world about who knocked her up.
Who cares.Just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
******"AffluentBachelors.com"******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on June 25, 2008 - 7:40am.
You mean the daddy is a grip or something?
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
I love the Hoff.. And I'm not really into remakes of shows, so, Don't Hassle the Hoff's Tv show..
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Submitted by ricki lake on June 25, 2008 - 7:31am.
DLISTERS! I need your help! Do you remember a clip MK posted awhile back? It was some 80's soap opera chick going through her wardrobe
Brenda Dickson, "Welcome to My Home"
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
Sheeps: I think Stank meant that "sort of" means "kinda, in an indirect way." Colin is RIGHT THERE in the business
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Nah, I'm not buying that Colin is Minnie's baby daddy...
Gwen seems like she's been preggers forever.
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
Yeah, I'm totally seeing the Benjamin Button flick. When does that shit come out?
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on June 25, 2008 - 7:34am.
Minnie Driver went on the record as saying the baby daddy is sort of in the same business as her. So it can't be Collin.
Because he's an actor?
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
PutsomeStank.. I would hope it isn't Gavin Rossdale that knocked up Minnie Driver.. Gwen Stefani would beat the crap out of her!! That's her baby daddy..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Minnie and Colin. No. She said the baby daddy was English. No way a proper Brit would refer to an Irishman as English.
Now, someone get Colin a sammie...STAT.
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Run! It's the clergy!
I should hope Colin has better standards in regard to looks.
Minnie Driver went on the record as saying the baby daddy is sort of in the same business as her. So it can't be Collin. I think its Gavin Rossdale.
DLISTERS! I need your help! Do you remember a clip MK posted awhile back? It was some 80's soap opera chick going through her wardrobe, talking about all of her "glamorous gowns" and saying ridiculous shit like "Ostrich feathers, anyone?" Lol....who was that? Does anyone have the clip? Thanks so much!