Morning Wood

Pannetiere is so annoying. I think, someone, who look so unfortunate and disproportional must not try to look sexy or sophisticated.

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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter

Man he is so good in bad movies

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

My grandson did well, still moving all extremities. I have a picture of his back on my aol profile..fadedrose45, if you are interested. Thats Michael K for letting me post this. They relieved some pressure and are going to cage his spine when stronger,,thank you for the happy thoughts.

I WOULD HOPE THAT COLON IS NOT THE SPERM DONOR OF MINNIE DRIVERS KID, I WOULD RATHER IT BE EDDY IZZARD, AT LEAST HE BATHES AND COULD GIVE MAKEUP TIPS.

B.B - Oh, thanks for the 411 :o)

Colin, I like the Colin wet or dry, fat or thin.

It's the bad boy syndrome. I can't resist it.

Clarisse on June 25, 2008 - 12:48pm.

B.B.,
Yeh, i have a wet...er...um...soft spot for Colin.

I'm a sucker for a rogue.

- Me too....the accent, the smile, whiskey cigarette breath....he's more attainable than most, I'm just sayin'

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Submitted by Sheeps on June 25, 2008 - 7:41am.
Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on June 25, 2008 - 7:40am.

You mean the daddy is a grip or something?
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Best boy.

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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08

Fuck Minnie!

Everyone get on their knees and pray for Joane and kin!

www.myspace.com/triston

B.B.,
Yeh, i have a wet...er...um...soft spot for Colin.

I'm a sucker for a rogue.

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M.E. on June 25, 2008 - 12:40pm

No sis, I did an impression.
There is only ONE LOON still here.....
shhhhhhh.....they think they are clever and shit.

On T: I like Colin, dirty-hit-anything Colin and the new underwraps Colin.

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Wait, hold up. There is another loone here?

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 25, 2008 - 12:17pm.

Loonanese is easy if you can prevent the vomiting while processing the words.
I almost left out a word here and there but then I might have been accused of BAITING and /or BEING the Moron Loon.
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I'd be more worried about succumbing to the crazy-brain while speaking Loonanese. I guess the vomiting is right though.. I feel nauseous after reading that.

We only had one real Brangeloonie who's gone now so I don't think you have to be worried about being accused of baiting.

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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

Sorry, but I could really care less who the father of Minnies kid is. Really. I just love the fact that Colin tries to keep his son OUT of the media and spotlight and does NOT want him video taped.

Submitted by joanne on June 25, 2008 - 10:46am.
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I'll be thinking positive thoughts your grandson's way joanne. :)

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.

LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 - 12:12pm

Loonanese is easy if you can prevent the vomiting while processing the words.
I almost left out a word here and there but then I might have been accused of BAITING and /or BEING the Moron Loon.

♥ attack LCT.

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Joanne...sending thoughts and prayers your way...may angels watch over your little grandson.

^o^
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 25, 2008 - 12:10pm.

So how are the Brangeloonies going to justify Shiloh in a movie already?
Lemme try and imagine and put it in my post.
"Oh they love their children the same it just so happens Shi was the one that was there that day, I think it is soooo sweet her daddy included lil Shi, I mean it is quality time spent with Shi and he would never do something to hurt her or try and make her an actress. They are artists raising children and they know I know that they know they are the greatest parents ever."
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Oh my God... that was too good it's SCARY. Quality time... *shudder*

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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

thank-you all, he is at Children's Hosp. St Louis Missouri. going to worry now,,enjoy you time zone.

So how are the Brangeloonies going to justify Shiloh in a movie already?
Lemme try and imagine and put it in my post.
"Oh they love their children the same it just so happens Shi was the one that was there that day, I think it is soooo sweet her daddy included lil Shi, I mean it is quality time spent with Shi and he would never do something to hurt her or try and make her an actress. They are artists raising children and they know I know that they know they are the greatest parents ever."
*gags on the deprecating abject worship, idk how the LOONS do it*
Nice that they decided to exploit the blob first.

- Colin and Minnie????? What?

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Joanne.
My heart goes out to your family today.

i second what carrot said.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!

joanne-- My thoughts and best wishes are with you and your grandson.

Submitted by joanne on June 25, 2008 - 11:46am.
off topic..my 10 month old grandson is getting his spine reconstructed right now (T-7 to T-8) This is his third operation. He is a twin and got an infection in the hospital,,,please send good thoughts his way, thanks.
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Dear Jehovah,
I will refrain from talking about Santa, birthdays, intercourse, beards, homosexuality, chess games, politicians, windows, baby Jesus being an only child, Valentine's Day and Catholics and only read WatchTower magazines for 1 whole day if you make sure this little dude is OK.

All-men,
Myself
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

Submitted by LoLo on June 25, 2008 - 11:10am.
YES! My mother was French so i will hold my adult sons wang wang while he tinkles! WHAT?
Im French! I can do these things!
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And tongue-kiss everyone on the street, and use my vagina as bait, and pretend I'm intelligent, and adopt a kid from every country then not pay any attention to them.

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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

Joanne I hope all goes well :)

joanne! OMG.....I will absoluetly send good thoughts your way...I hope he is ok.....

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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton

Submitted by Sheeps on June 25, 2008 - 7:52am.
We're giving Minnie Driver far more attention than she deserves. At 38, she got some guy to knock her up.
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Amen. I would agree with stank and Clarisse about the man's relationship status, but this bitch is so desperate for attention that this is probably just a ploy. It seems to be working, though.

damn, when did Pitt get the fake accent? What else is she going to do to him?
off topic..my 10 month old grandson is getting his spine reconstructed right now (T-7 to T-8) This is his third operation. He is a twin and got an infection in the hospital,,,please send good thoughts his way, thanks.

OT- I hope Farrell gets healthy.

Who cares.Just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
******"AffluentBachelors.com"******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

DeeDee. yep, I have 2 sisters, and only one of them is in the will.. She hates mommy too, but she's a selfish bitch and wants it all.. Too bad for her, I'm daddys favorite tho.. Muahahah, (mom & dad are seperated)

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So that's what your after... A Farter?

@ Okie You have a mommy dearest too? Mine is pretty bad, although we are currently trying to work it out. Unfortunately eveything she "owns" belongs to other family members. No moolah for DeeDee.

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.

DeeDee. Good point! Like in Mommie Dearest.. That's what I call my mom, Well I don't call her anything cause we don't talk. But She didn't leave her kids shit, and wanted to get the last word in th will, They said No way, We'll have th last word in making this movie about you, ya bitch!!

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So that's what your after... A Farter?

Submitted by oklahoma on June 25, 2008 - 11:18am.

ha ha ha

fuck it!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!

Submitted by oklahoma on June 25, 2008 - 10:18am.

That's what the tell-all is for Okie. No need for inheritance. Spilling the beans pays for the rehab, back taxes, and prescription medication.

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.

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She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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_Submitted by putsomestankonit on June 25, 2008 - 11:13am.
@LoLo I thought that Skankalina's mommy was French Canadian? Does that give her carte blanche to be an even bigger freak?

Dudes i only know that she was neither french nor canadian but was like born behind a bowling alley in some place in the mid west.

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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 25, 2008 - 11:06am.
Dustbunny and Clarisse: This is what Colin's son has:

http://www.angelman.org/angel/

I have to give him props for being a good dad, owning up to his son's problems, and actually being with his son in public, unlike REVOLTA
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THank you. Couldn't remember exactly.

http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."

Sorry MK but Skeleton Farrel is still hot, I mean, it's probably not as hot as Adrien Brody skeleton-wise, but we know Mr. Farrel is packing heat... sorry but I'll kick any of you out of bed for him.

Submitted by DeeDee on June 25, 2008 - 11:03am.

I'm sure Brad and Angie Jo are just getting Shiloh's financial future a head start, since they are destitute and all.

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DeeDee.. I bet Angie will be one of those stuck up rich parents that won't give their kids a dime when they turn 18. And make them work for it and won't put them in their will.. I hate shit like that. I'm not in my moms will.. I like that tho.. Fuck it!

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So that's what your after... A Farter?

Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 11:14am.

Well fuck that shit! Angie and Brad need to get their asses to Quebec to birth those babies in honor of that whore's mother.

ImpertinentVixen,
ITA. Travola is a slug.

Colin put it out there, but doesn't use his child for press/attention.

He takes his child's privacy/safety seriously, while not hiding him away in a basement somewhere.

Cheers to him.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on June 25, 2008 - 10:13am.
@LoLo I thought that Skankalina's mommy was French Canadian? Does that give her carte blanche to be an even bigger freak?
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Why, yes. Yes it does.

♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola

@LoLo I thought that Skankalina's mommy was French Canadian? Does that give her carte blanche to be an even bigger freak?

Has Gwen Stephanie developed the gestational period of a pachyderm? Feels like she got preggers in 2006.

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_Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 - 11:07am.

YES! My mother was French so i will hold my adult sons wang wang while he tinkles! WHAT?
Im French! I can do these things!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!

Submitted by LoLo on June 25, 2008 - 11:05am.

I really really think it will happen that way with angie and either Pax or Mad or Yohan or Ismael.... you know, any male she adopts...
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Hahahahaaha Ismael. Either that or she'll French-kiss them on the red carpet. TOTALLY acceptable, because, you know, their grandmother was French, so.... yeah..........

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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

Dustbunny and Clarisse: This is what Colin's son has:

http://www.angelman.org/angel/

I have to give him props for being a good dad, owning up to his son's problems, and actually being with his son in public, unlike REVOLTA.

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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

hahaha...not~so~"Mini" Driver...hahaha...I make myself laugh.
(you know cause she is a big beastly WOAHman.

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_Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 25, 2008 - 11:02am.

I really really think it will happen that way with angie and either Pax or Mad or Yohan or Ismael.... you know, any male she adopts...
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!

Submitted by Sheeps on June 25, 2008 - 7:52am.

We're giving Minnie Driver far more attention than she deserves. At 38, she got some guy to knock her up.
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....and what is wrong with that? I am turning 38 in November and that is my plan.......hahahahahha

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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton

I wouldn't be surprised if Collin is Minnie beybey's daddy. He rockin' the KFed look in this pic.

I'm sure Brad and Angie Jo are just getting Shiloh's financial future a head start, since they are destitute and all.

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.