Wednesday, June 25th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Glory be to Phoebe Price! I can finally say with confidence that I WOULD NOT hit it. No way, no ho (typo, but it's staying).
Here's Matt Damon on set of "The Informant" in Hawaii. Bitch looks like a born-again child toucher with a flatulence problem. Child touchers say "flatulence," we say fart.
Wait.....maybe Matt Damon's new look has something to do with Ben and Jen's possible split? I always knew Ben loved a little cushion for the pushin'.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on June 25, 2008 - 9:22am.
Best thing Matt Damon ever did was break up with Minnie Driver on Oprah when they were still dating. Ha Ha ala Nelson Muntz.
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NO WAY! I must know more!
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
And to think this fucker was considered hot back in the 90's.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Is he wearing a prosthetic nose? His nose is usually kind of pointy at the tip. It looks all big and bulbous here. Strange.
Best thing Matt Damon ever did was break up with Minnie Driver on Oprah when they were still dating. Ha Ha ala Nelson Muntz.
That flavor savor mustache is killing me.
People's Sexiest Man....circa 1982.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
I want to see him dance and do the "white man's overbite"
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
Well, now maybe, Matt will "quietly" divorce his woman, The Brad will "quietly" coughcough leave the Skank and Ben & Matt and The Brad & Georgiegirl will be the bestest couples forever and ever!!!!!
These pics made me laugh....
He looks like that relative at the reunion manning the grill and the swill.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
ruh-roh!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Eew. Creepy uncle who touches you when no one is looking. Eewwwwww.....
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
nice crop circle on your chest, matt.
I'm "kind of" evil
I LOVE IT!
I hit people who say Flatulate.. This girl who was in my class would ask people that "did you flatulate?" Uhm Bitch, Smellers the feller! Fatty!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
================ He is not a good》》》》》》》. He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site "W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m" yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.============================
O Matt how I loved you so
Why o why did you let yourself go?
Used to be a hottie and funny too
And now you're on the D-list and you belong here too!
Boo Hoo!
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola