Wednesday, June 25th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Glory be to Phoebe Price! I can finally say with confidence that I WOULD NOT hit it. No way, no ho (typo, but it's staying).
Here's Matt Damon on set of "The Informant" in Hawaii. Bitch looks like a born-again child toucher with a flatulence problem. Child touchers say "flatulence," we say fart.
Wait.....maybe Matt Damon's new look has something to do with Ben and Jen's possible split? I always knew Ben loved a little cushion for the pushin'.
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This guy has posted his personal ad to the wealthy dating site called RICHLOVING.COM for several months. I just visited his profile page yesterday. It seems he has logged in recently. OMG, is he looking for a new relationship?
Submitted by itsmeRay on June 26, 2008 - 2:00am.
i personally thought Matt Damon was great in "Team America: World Police"
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
What's with all this Matt Damon hating? He was great in the Bourne movies. Have you people also not seen The Rainmaker?
I'll bet he's got a smaller stomach for that part than most of the homos that posted nasty messages.
Matt Damon is hot!
-itsmeRay
Here's Matt Damon on set of "The Informant" in Hawaii. Bitch looks like a born-again child toucher with a flatulence problem. Child touchers say "flatulence," we say fart.
LMAO
Nice stache.
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
People's Sexiest Man of the Year!
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Exercising pointless futility.
(allow me to clarify... I wouldn't hit THAT. Matt? yes,... THAT, NO.
Bourne baby Bourne..... love it.
on a baaaaaaad day, and only after 4+ cosmos, I might be able to get past the hicker-than-thou, not-quite-a-man-stash doughboy ensemble, but it's the American Gigilo badass wannabe cat's eye ring that puts me soundly over the HELL NO! edge.
bon-a-fide icky-boy.
Wow, he looks like our nerdy county sheriff.
I'd hit it now, because during the sex I could at least fantasize that he still had his bod from the Borne movies.
I love Matt, but a born again child toucher with a flatulence problem? OMFG, that is hilarious!!!!
Fuck yea---I'd hit dat; I'm such a slag. Maybe I would require him to remove the dorky glasses, though. He still has nice hairy legs to play with.
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"I'm calling in fat tomorrow"
It's a funny story.He wanted to date sexy and hot girls,so he checked out the dating site--wealthy dater. com--to find somebody.again and again,he was refused by many hot girls.now he still try...THE END!
Submitted by TexnDoc on June 25, 2008 - 10:51am.
<"Bitch looks like a born-again child toucher with a flatulence problem.">
In other words, cutie-pie actor wants an Oscar. Bonus points if accent and/or mental deficiency.
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Particularly if it's the accent of some obscure South Eastern American fishing town.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
I don't think he's doable, but I appreciate the fact that he can laugh at himself.
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Matt Damon is perhaps the king of the ugly hot. I also like the fact that he married an average-looking "normal" chick. He seems like a pretty cool dude. I'd do whatever he wanted me to do to him.
Sexiest Man ALive?
What the fuck?!
Even after the movie and a personal trainer...
No.
Besides, he's no taller than Tom Cruise.
fuckin' elves.
www.myspace.com/triston
Philip Seymour Hoffman sure has gone downhill
the DUDE! abides...
I know he is supposed to be in costume, but I don't think he looks any worse than usual. This is how he always looks to me anyway - I have never understood his appeal.
How did I miss this post. Yes, I'd hit it. I love my manful guys kinda doughy. I'd make him loose the 'stache though.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
I've loved him since the Sarah Silverman skit, "I'm Fucking Matt Damon."
Oh! No.
Matt Damon was brilliant in GWH, but after that, he should have stopped.
The Borne series? I can't stomach. I still see Richard Chamberlain as Jason Borne. Maybe it isn't the series Matt did as much as i hate people remaking classics.
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Run! It's the clergy!
<"Bitch looks like a born-again child toucher with a flatulence problem.">
In other words, cutie-pie actor wants an Oscar. Bonus points if accent and/or mental deficiency.
Fred Flinstone, did you see "Good Will Hunting"?
Matt was fantastic in that movie. The scene when he breaks down and cries in therapy makes me SOB any time I see it.
...and he his smile can light up a room.
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
Fred Flinstone,
And Pitt, Clooney, and Affleck all make my stomach turn, yet I think Matt is hot as hell. So he definitely is the odd man out of that group for me.
Yes. I would do him. I have seen Matt up close. The cutest guy in the world.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
I like that he isn't afraid to look goofy for a movie.
Damon is one of those people in Hollyweird that you just don't understand how he got there; marginal one dimensional talent and the face of a large dog. There just had to be some sexual favors somewhere I mean come on he ran with Affleck, Pitt and Clooney - talk about feeling like the odd man out! Yeah I would hit it - with an anvil.
((((((((((((((( My freinds told me that this guy is seeking sexy big beauties on _____PlusMeet.c o m____, where many hot big boob girls, big booty women and big nice guys meet together for fun&romance!
i would hit it, suck it, gargle (sp?) and swallow it. people's sexiest man 2008...jason bourne **********************************************
Don't try and fool me no more, Ennis; I know what it means! Jack Twist. Jack Nasty! You didn't go up there to fish!
-Alma Del Mar
OMG how many icky guys actually look like Matt Damon underneath?!
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I would hit this, but I would keep my eyes closed and think about the Bourne Identity.
i was never a matt damon fan until i finally saw the "bourne" movies which i love...but this is not a sexy look, so...in this case, i would not hit it...
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sexy motherfucker...
I thought it was his wife that was pregnant, not him.
Pregnant Man Part Deux
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LunaChick on June 25, 2008 - 10:45am.
I'd hit it...underneath the 70's porn star look, he's still Jason Bourne.
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Amen Lunachick!
Too bad he isn't wearing yellow Crocs.
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
Any other day except when he's wearing that creepy Uncle Milton getup.
I love the shit out of Matt Damon and think he's hot as hell.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
You know, I have always felt the urge to hit Matt Damon..... with a fucking brick.
I'd hit it...underneath the 70's porn star look, he's still Jason Bourne.
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"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
The Talented Mr. Puffy.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Matt Damon"s new look is so ugly!His weist looks so fat.He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating
site ******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
Matt the Dad, should take the kids to Disneyland in the Woody.wow :)
mmmm "all my X's live in Texas, that's why I hang my hat in Tennesee."
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Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 10:29am.
Oh you're welcome. If it wasn't for that mess I would have ignored Matt and Ben at that time all together.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on June 25, 2008 - 9:28am.
Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 10:23am.
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Hot! I was hidind under a rock during those years and I missed lots. Thanks for catching me up:)
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
I almost said yes, and then I saw the sandals. Those are a deal-breaker even with the strange power Matt Damon has over me which I don't understand.
NOPE. I don't care if he was wearing CA$H, I still wouldn't touch him..
He looks like a retired 70's gay porn star.
Good Morning DListed Bunnies
Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 10:23am.
You don't remember that? Ben and Matt were on Oprah to promote Good Will Hunting and Oprah asked Matt about his relationship with Minnie Driver. Matt said it was over much to her surprise because they were still an item as of that day.
Don't you remember her behavior at the Oscars that year because she was bitter over it? She brought her mother, and when she lost she was crying in her mother's arms. And when Ben and Matt won their Oscars for best screen play the camera panned on her and she was caught glaring at them.
Good Times!
Wm H Macy is looking a little younger these days.
Good God, look at the last pic! Serial rapist getting away with it!
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."