DREADED CAPS!!!!
Kanye West is angry about the whole Bonnaroo fiasco. He's so angry that he wants to pop a CAP in a bitch and he did. Kanye took to his blog and ranted almost entirely in CAPS! I couldn't read that shit, because I feel like he's screaming at me like a crazy person. When somebody is yelling at me (which is often), I go downstairs, take a walk to the nearest bar, down a shot of patron, come back upstairs and pretend like nothing happened. If they start screaming at me again, I repeat all steps. So... here's just a slice of Kanye's rant. You can read the entire cry-baby-rant at his blog.
This is the most offended I've ever been... this is the maddest I ever will be. I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want.... arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of.... BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I'M FLYING! I'M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, "KANYE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE." CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ????????? HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH??? BONNAROO SHOULD HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT IN MY DEFENSE BUT SINCE THEY HAVEN'T LET'S BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OCCURRED!!! FOR OVER A MONTH WE WENT BACK AND FORTH ON WETHER OR NOT WE COULD EVEN FIT MY STAGE AT THE FESTIVAL. ONE DAY THEY WOULD SAY YES... WE'D SEND THEM OUR SPECS THEN THEY THEY'D SAY OK... THEN THEY WOULD SEND SPECS BACK THAT DIDN'T FIT THE STAGE. WE WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALING WITH FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDN'T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO REALLY PUT ON THIS SHOW PROPERLY. THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
And he goes on and on...and on. All in caps! You know, I'm starting to like Kanye. I used to think he was a total tampon with douchey sunglasses, but now I'm digging his mini-emotional-breakdowns that are best expressed in CAPS. He's like that kid in grade school that would start a petition, because he was so angry that they only served chicken nuggets one day a week. I mean, he would get really emotional about it. Kanye sort of dresses like that kid too. I always loved that kid. But I don't love CAPS!
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DebFrmHell on June 25, 2008 - 10:12am.
"Piss the fuck off"
Drunk the fuck off????
...Somebody edify me. How do you piss the fuck off? Technically aren't they coming out of the same hole? And can you do that simultaneously? Could this be a medical miracle? Mixed metaphor?
- Maybe he went to his Mother's plastic surgeon and can do both now through separate orifices.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 25, 2008 - 9:12am.
Wake me up when anything this twatbag writes or says makes sense or is important.
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Ok, Rip Van Winkel.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
"Piss the fuck off"
Drunk the fuck off????
...Somebody edify me. How do you piss the fuck off? Technically aren't they coming out of the same hole? And can you do that simultaneously? Could this be a medical miracle? Mixed metaphor?
I am holding my head in my hands trying to think. I look like David (the statue) on crack.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site
******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
How unusual! A famous person who can actually read, write and express themselves clearly. It sounds to me like Kanye is quite smart. I´ve never heard his music and I don´t care about him at all but this is awesome, he´s the professor of hip hop.
I challenge the people who are saying this doesn´t make sense to find one, only one, famous person who can write like that in caps when they are obviously very emotional.
I seriously suspect a cranial/rectal inversion.
I like a pretty light show but I am old and easily amused. Brings me back to the old days when you could go to a concert and it was***taking a very deep hit off imaginary doobie** all about the music , man....
**exhaling slowly**
My first concert was The Beatles in 1965.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Bradiful. Sounds like what's going on around here.. Cops have busted everyone for drugs.. Fuckery!!!
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angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 9:47am
Leave to us here at DLISTED and the comingbackitis to steal Kangay's thunder!!!
So off topic sort of...New York jeweler Jacob Arabov, jeweler to many a hip hop/R&B/Rap stars, got 30months in the pokey, he got busted laundering/hiding/aiding money from drug dealers.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
OH snap, Kanye's sister has joined us. Lala117, How's it going. Is it true that Kanye sucks it? Did he give you those cool glasses or are you just borrowing them? What are you typing on?
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At least he's a performer who gives a shit about his performance and what others think about him...
SO EVERYBODY WHO DON'T LIKE IT CAN PISS THE FUCK OFF!!!
Ahhaha Bradiful and angel_i,
I love how Kanye is morphing into comingback!!
Uh, I thought his mother's death would have given him a little perspective. Guess not.
kudos for the use of fag. arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro... you left out douchebag. someone please put a cap in his ass. i'll give mk a golden dildo to go and bitch slap the shit out of him.
Well, I think for someone calling others "Squid brains" (WTF?), he should learn to spell "whether" and learn how to make his product placement less obvious. I'm just saying...
*Sweating like a whore in church.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 25, 2008 - 8:42am.
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And I was ready to get into my 2007 BMW 3-SERIES and drive it on over to PURE when the BOOTRAP on my SALLYWHACK came and shoved some COCO POPS up in my BUTT! WOW!
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
This is Comingback if it reincarnated into a DOUCHE. Damn where is comingback! NOOOOOOOOOOO! *echoes*
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
madam s. on June 25, 2008 - 9:35am
And I had to throw my new CROCS (in three colors and styles) against my bed pillows from BED BATH and BEYOND! SO MAD RIGHT NOW OKAY AND ANOTHER THING AXE BODY SPRAY TAX! SO MAD MAKE EVIL MAYBELLINE GREAT LASH EYES!
OKAY JUMP!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
MadamS.. LMAO ROTF That was hilariously true. Nice Name Drops..
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"I'm typing so hard I might break my MACBOOK AIR! I gave my all for my fans even going so far as to use CREST WHITE STRIPS before the show to have the whitest smile I could! I'm so angry right now I can barely take a sip of the SNAPPLE beverage (IN THREE NEW FLAVORS) I have right here on my desk which I purchased at STAPLES, my one-stop shopping for all of my office furniture!"
Etc., etc...
I can't stand people who insist on using caps and a million damn exclamation points and question marks. One is more than a enough, folks!
He goes on and on like he is so smart but these little rants always seem like they are written by those people with screen names like mom2johnny who are always showing up in forums asking how to post a picture.
Well maybe he'll stand by Obama if he wins. Then we won't have to worry about him anymore..
too far?
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"I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!"
- Nice product placement in the rant Kangay.
"LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I'M FLYING!"
- Aw, still can't think of anything original on your own.....
Gee, I thought your Mom dying made you upset but I guess your Ego trumps everything.
Dickhead.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by putsomestankonit on June 25, 2008 - 9:24am.
well stank you, stank you very much!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by LoLo on June 25, 2008 - 8:23am.
IM TYPING SO HARD ON MY COMMODORE 64!!!!!!!
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LMAO!
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
@bb19.. Good call about him not being on time and whining about "my fans matter most" Lame Dick West!!
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B-O-O H-O-O KANYE.
excuses are like assholes...and he is a huge one.
ThHoustonGirl.. No lie.. WTF Like anyone cares about what he's typing on. I'm texting on My Zac Morris cell phone right now. Top that, Stop that. You don't even care about ***** Bitches
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LoLo, you're one funny bitch.
Nu, uh!! You're a squid Brain..
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Bannaroo is all about little kiddies and big kiddies getting super fucked up on a bunch of drugs. Thats a fact.
His light show would have been cool for all the people trippin and rolling out in the grass.
I dont doubt that the stoners in charge had something to do with messing up his set up.
Some of them can make a penutbutter and jelly sammie without asking what they were just doing.
THIS IS WHY I DONT DO BUSINESS WITH BURN OUTS KANYE! IM TYPING SO HARD ON MY COMMODORE 64!!!!!!!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
LMAO @ the Mac Book reference. I wonder if he got the new iPhone too *roll eyes*
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Did he buy one of the Cos' ugly ass sweaters at auction.? It sure resembles a Bill sweater.
he obviously still has no concept of what playing festivals entail. They have shorter sets, always have glitches in sound/power.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
He is a big ole dick head. He should have been on stage before 4:25. He says it's all about his fans, well his fans need it to be all about him being there for his show. They should have forgone the stage and just had a performance. 2 a.m. is late enough to start a show.
Damit, I wasn't even there and it pisses me off . . .
It's Kanye Comingback! Asshat.
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Submitted by Helena on June 25, 2008 - 8:14am.
KANYE SUCKS AT LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And is that product placement I see in his blog? This crybaby rant sponsored by Apple.
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HAHA i thought the same thing. He's in such a tirade, yet he still has time to type out "Mac book Air."
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Submitted by Helena on June 25, 2008 - 9:14am.
KANYE SUCKS AT LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And is that product placement I see in his blog? This crybaby rant sponsored by Apple.
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Exactly! He is so angry but he still manages to tell us all exactly what type of compter he's using.
Yeah, whatever Kanye, you HAD to mention that you were using a Mac book Air? No wonder people hate you, you're an arrogant p@$ck.
===================He looks so handsome .He is my favor . Yes, he is single now. I saw his profile on dating site ---"W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.=========================
Call me any name you want.... arrogant, conceited, narcissistic....
well, if you insist
YOUR MUSIC SUCKS MONKEY BALLS! 2 WEEK OLD BABIES CAN RAP BETTER THAN YOU CAN AND PUT ON A BETTER SHOW!!! YOU AREE NOTHING MORE THAN A OVER PAID DRAMA QUEEN!! YOU HAVE NO TALENT, SO SPARK, NO NOTHING. ALL YOU HAVE INSIDE YOU HEAD IS MUSH!! PARIS HILTON HAS MORE BRAIN CELLS THAN YOY FOR FUCK SAKE!!
P.S. - WE ALL KNOW YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOU FANS, SO DONT EVEN TRY IT, TOSSER.
P.S.S - YOU DIDN'T GIVE IT YOUR ALL!!
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
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Modern man, ecosystem destroyer.
Modern man, destroy yourself in shame.
Modern man, pathetic example of Earth's organic heritage."
Submitted by madam s. on June 25, 2008 - 9:15am.
I agree. But sadly talent is no longer a requirement for the music business.
LOL! I do love this man. He is great entertainment value! I mean - will anyone EVER forget that "Bush doesn't care about black people"? I think not.
I saw him on SNL - it was damn funny:
"GIVE A SHORT BLACK MAN A BREAK!" At least he knows he's damn funny when he breaks a string like that.
As for Bonnaroo - he's a damn professional. Festivals are different than regular concerts, everybody knows that. Festivals showcase MUSIC not LIGHTSHOWS.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
What a drama queen.
I've never heard his music or seen what he does on stage, but sorry... if you're a talented musician you should be a little more flexible and be able to just get on a stage sometimes and sing and play your instruments.
I hate all the stupid overly-choreographed, flashy, over-the-top dumbness that pop stars and wannabe musicians do to cover up the fact that the music sucks.
I'd love to read it but I have Idiot Illiteracy.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Hippies can be idiots
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
I FEEL YOUR PAIN KANYE! THE INJUSTICE OF IT ALL!!!!!
KANYE SUCKS AT LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And is that product placement I see in his blog? This crybaby rant sponsored by Apple.
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oh and dickbag..those caps were for you...go write a blog about it on cryspace that some dumbass white girl from the sticks is talking shit on dlisted.
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