DREADED CAPS!!!!
Kanye West is angry about the whole Bonnaroo fiasco. He's so angry that he wants to pop a CAP in a bitch and he did. Kanye took to his blog and ranted almost entirely in CAPS! I couldn't read that shit, because I feel like he's screaming at me like a crazy person. When somebody is yelling at me (which is often), I go downstairs, take a walk to the nearest bar, down a shot of patron, come back upstairs and pretend like nothing happened. If they start screaming at me again, I repeat all steps. So... here's just a slice of Kanye's rant. You can read the entire cry-baby-rant at his blog.
This is the most offended I've ever been... this is the maddest I ever will be. I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want.... arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of.... BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I'M FLYING! I'M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, "KANYE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE." CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ????????? HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH??? BONNAROO SHOULD HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT IN MY DEFENSE BUT SINCE THEY HAVEN'T LET'S BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OCCURRED!!! FOR OVER A MONTH WE WENT BACK AND FORTH ON WETHER OR NOT WE COULD EVEN FIT MY STAGE AT THE FESTIVAL. ONE DAY THEY WOULD SAY YES... WE'D SEND THEM OUR SPECS THEN THEY THEY'D SAY OK... THEN THEY WOULD SEND SPECS BACK THAT DIDN'T FIT THE STAGE. WE WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALING WITH FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDN'T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO REALLY PUT ON THIS SHOW PROPERLY. THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
And he goes on and on...and on. All in caps! You know, I'm starting to like Kanye. I used to think he was a total tampon with douchey sunglasses, but now I'm digging his mini-emotional-breakdowns that are best expressed in CAPS. He's like that kid in grade school that would start a petition, because he was so angry that they only served chicken nuggets one day a week. I mean, he would get really emotional about it. Kanye sort of dresses like that kid too. I always loved that kid. But I don't love CAPS!
VIA Funny Or Die
I'm down to defend Kanye but if he was really chillin in his dressing room that's messed up. Kanye's show's have been dope every time I've seen him. I just hope he doesn't make us wait at Lollapalooza
Here's a couple of post from the blog which I give a lot of credence to:
markgierth | June 25, 2008
My brother worked security with a head set. The truth is Kanye West was delayed due to playing video games in his trailer. Peal Jam was not an issue, the stage set up was not an issue. The issue was Kanye West was playing his stupid video games ! simple as that. He was 100% responsible for the delay ! Before this was an issue, while the dealy was happening, my brother called me and said..."you won't believe this,, Kanye West won't come out cause he is playing video games". this call came before the delay went on and on. By the way there were 50,000 people waiting, & as soon as he came out 30,000 of them booed, and turned their backs and walked away. NOW THAT IS THE TRUTH !
brittaroo | June 25, 2008
I'm sure I'm about to get a lot of crud for this, but I was at Kanye's show at Bonnaroo and I was so excited. I expected so much for his performance. I realize that setting up a stage takes time, I realize Pearl Jam ran over, I realize it was a complicated set. When people started booing my friends and I defended you. We yelled back that people just had to have faith you were going to rock out. We brought up the points of Pearl Jam and the elaborate stage. But after Kanye got on the stage and after about the first 3 songs I was disgusted. He was so cocky. He just seem so arrogant. He acted like he didn't want to be there. I respect you and your music Kanye so keep up the good work. I just wanted to put my view out there and how a lot of people probably felt. Yes there are those people out there that just don't get it, but for the rest of us we want a little respect for waiting.
He is such a hot guy. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ****** RICHLOVING.COM *****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty girl on that site now. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
oh my...
i havent seen a rant like that since grade school...
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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!
LMAO. I went through an angry radical feminist phase in college. Spent 2 years yelling at ultra-conservative college boys, telling them my opinion at the top of my lungs. I learned that anger never works as a method of persuasion!
Kanye, love, you are super-famous and rich, right? So what's the problem here? Cool out, eat something, and tell us the story when you feel calmer, K? You get more flies with honey, and fewer people will be thinking you took a mental long walk off a short pier! Also, if you're angrily ranting at the public, don't mention expensive stuff you own, K? Save it for an episode of MTV Cribs. That's a fun thing. You need some fun and some hugs, Sir Kanye! The beach, amusement parks, the library, ice cream, right? A pet? Sure!
I've never been to Bonnaroo (know some asshats who love it, but I won't judge the whole thing), and I've never seen a Kanye show. Some of his songs are really great. And he hires girl violinists, so I'd like a job with him. That's all!
Hey! My computer just offered me a FREE Mac Book Air! Maybe that's how Kanye got his.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
and PS:
you didn't give your all.
Mac book air? Now I KNOW he's gay.
A lazer light show? I made my own lazer light show when i shoved a flashlight handle up James ass and started throwing fire crackers at his feet.
That was one of the most fucking awesome things i have seen in a while.
Our cat started chasing the spot light from his skinny hairy ass on the floor.
I hated that fucking cat
this guy is so self absorbed it is becoming lame...
Arrogant prick
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Did the tampon jammed up his ass write this for him? Seriously, it sounds like something a middle schooler would write. College Drop-out for sure. If you have to have a freaking laser show to entertain a crowd then your show must really freaking suck.
I've always thought this ass was insane. seriously, something is off up stairs.
Submitted by ITSKTBITCH on June 25, 2008 - 11:33am.
Kanye is so arrogant but I think it's just a mask for his insecurity. I mean, if he really was as over-confident as he portrays himself to be, he wouldn't get so mad and defensive about this situation.
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kanye should hire you as his shrink! think of the cash to be made. and then you could write a tell-all or something.
I heard that the "water" he kept slipping in on stage was actually bottles filled with piss thrown at him. Haha the thought of Kanye slipping in a piss soaked stage really makes my day. wahh wahh vagina wahh!
_I mean why is it so hard for this guy to just enjoy his success, be thankful for everything he's got, and shut the fuck up?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I'm going to take a shot in the dark here and guess that a Mac Book Air is one of the most expensive, or the most expensive, laptop on the market. Why else would he name drop like that? Just so we all know that he has an expensive toy.
Hehe, "squid brains." Cute!
P.S. -- Miso-horny I like your 'avy.'
every week he's the "most" offended and "mad" that he's ever been. He needs to go back and read his old rants before he starts a new one. He could just cut and paste the whole new post!
hhmmmm... look at the ghettoness come out of the rockstar.. so classy..
why do people give him money? and his music is what?
UNPROFESSIONAL
Submitted by ITSKTBITCH on June 25, 2008 - 11:33am.
Kanye is so arrogant but I think it's just a mask for his insecurity. I mean, if he really was as over-confident as he portrays himself to be, he wouldn't get so mad and defensive about this situation.
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Totally agree. And Kanye is a MAYJAH asshole. I can't believe anyone would consider themselves a "fan" of his... Sure, some of his music might be fun, but he is a Grade A jerk.
What a fruitcake. and not the good kind. whiney little biatch....and yea Kanya you fell off. your music SUCKS now!
I hate CAPS damn it
MK: I like your "Patron" idea lol
You've made me so proud!
"When somebody is yelling at me (which is often), I go downstairs, take a walk to the nearest bar, down a shot of patron, come back upstairs and pretend like nothing happened. If they start screaming at me again, I repeat all steps"
Michael K, everyday you become a hotter, sluttier slut! I feel like you growing before our very eyes! *sniff sniff*
WAAH!! KANYE WAAH!!!
Caps lock is cruise control for cool. (somebody had to say it)
everyone I talked to who went to bonnaroo said his show SUCKED
if he wanted a shitload of special arrangements for his set, he shouldnt have played a festival. too bad his music cant stand on its own without a giant glow in the dark spaceship.
always hated this fool.
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this is really funny.
Kanye is so arrogant but I think it's just a mask for his insecurity. I mean, if he really was as over-confident as he portrays himself to be, he wouldn't get so mad and defensive about this situation.
I would think that celebrities have to deal with criticism all the time. It's the media, baby. Get used to it because the negativity is never going to stop.
Kanye can't even handle it when he gets a bad review. He must just be THAT insecure.
I'm a fan of a rock band that trys to do all the summer festival in Europe, which are even bigger than Bonnaroo. In interviews they are open about the differnces between performing at festivals and doing their own headlining tours. You strip it down to the bare basics for one-off shows.
this ass had a space ship or some other outrageous stage prop.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
He always poses like he's just smelled a juicy turd...he doesn't realize it's him.
Fuckin' whiny, grown-ass brat!
He gets on my fuckin' nerves and I KNOW I am not alone in this sentiment!
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Submitted by sexybigbeauty on June 26, 2008 - 12:24am.
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Don't know it is true or not.
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Listen Jabba The Cunt, stop posting your fucking spam shit here. ... go the fuck away!
And to answer your question...no way in hell....
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS,
yeah, he went on at 4:30? Where I live, the SUN comes up at 5:30....
Tool. Uh, I mean...TOOL!!!
This HP Pavilion dv6636nr Entertainment Notebook PC is awesome!
I am waiting for Kayne to break out with the toilet bats . Then we know it's comingback.
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LMAO @ "I MIGHT BREAK THIS MACBOOK AIR!"
That shit is comedy.
For reals, though, my MackBook Air that my dad got me for my birthday broke and I was happy. That thing was a piece of trash and a ripoff! Do some reading before you buy. Someday I will pay my dad back in cash for wasting his money on that shit.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by madam s. on June 25, 2008 - 8:53am.
Ahhaha Bradiful and angel_i,
I love how Kanye is morphing into comingback!!
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LMFAO Madam S. Every true Dlister is going "comingback? is that you? Kanye is comingback???" bahahahah!
L♥VE,
PCA
"It's Rojo Calieñte Times!"
please...didn't this shit happen weeks ago and no one cared then...so why would this loudmouth think we care now?
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sexy motherfucker...
Well Dlisters... now we know the identity of COMINGBACK. WOW. GREEN BEANS & TENNIS BALLS!
L♥VE,
PCA
"It's Rojo Calieñte Times!"
I don't think he was late...I think it took too long to set up his damn show. Lightshows at festivals should be set from the beginning and left there - it's just too much otherwise..:
FOR OVER A MONTH WE WENT BACK AND FORTH ON WETHER OR NOT WE COULD EVEN FIT MY STAGE AT THE FESTIVAL. ONE DAY THEY WOULD SAY YES... WE'D SEND THEM OUR SPECS THEN THEY THEY'D SAY OK... THEN THEY WOULD SEND SPECS BACK THAT DIDN'T FIT THE STAGE. WE WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALING WITH FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDN'T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO REALLY PUT ON THIS SHOW PROPERLY.
That being said: It was HIS people who needed to say, at some point, the whole show is too big for this stage. Can we scale it back? Easy-peasy.
Or not attend the show. He's a grown man, able to make grown man decisions and he made a bad one. Whining about it doesn't make him right.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Didn't he arrive like 4 hours late to Bonnaroo? Damn right he's an egotistical douche!
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What a baby. Bonnaroo (or any festival for that matter) is not about your damn light show. It's about being a musician and being able to come out and perform your music live; not some stupid choreographed dance show. If your music is good, you do not need all that crap.
Lala11_7, are you a dyke or just a chickenhead mchoodrat like me? those terms probably offended you in some way but they aren't nearly as offensive as this douchebag and his self-importance. i would call him a cocksucker but i love that word way too much to use it on him. plus he would never know how to suck cock properly. god bless the fags!
OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site
******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site
Submitted by GrisslyGlamour on June 25, 2008 - 9:07am.
I challenge the people who are saying this doesn´t make sense to find one, only one, famous person who can write like that in caps when they are obviously very emotional.
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Also, doesn't John Mayer have these bullshit 'dear diary' journal rants?
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Hey Kanye, take the SHIFT KEY on your computer and SHOVE IT up your overrated crap hole.
I stopped reading after he name-checked his computer.
Quelle douche!
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his incessant whining bores me.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 25, 2008 - 9:12am.
"Piss the fuck off"
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I thought she might be helping Bradi (as I did) with the comingback memorial.
But no - She is, likely, a Brit ("ish", not "ney"). Piss off, tosser - like that.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola