Bitch Didn't Waste Any Time
Something tells me Stella Doreen's umbilical chord is still attached in these pictures. Baby Stella D went from Tori the Hutt's snatch (shudder) straight to the photo studio. There was no time to deal with pesky medical shit. Tori the Hutt and her creepy husband have bills to pay!
Yes, that's little Stella Doreen with her raptor-faced mommy on the cover of OK! Magazine. Stella D looks like a precious, Photoshopped golden raisin. I mean, can she even open her eyes yet?! Somebody tell Stella that it's best she keeps her eyes closed. She's much too young and innocent to deal with Tori the Hutt's fugly ass mug.
Tori told OK! that Stella D was an accident. A happy accident. She said, "I was on one pill and wasn't feeling well, so I went off of it. Two days later, the doctor put me on another, and on that one day, we conceived. It was meant to be!" Wait, so Tori the Hutt and creepy husband do sexay times? Waitress! Another ten cups of coffee please!
Tori also talked about the first time she saw her little Stella, "My first thought was, 'My god, she's so beautiful. My second thought was, 'Oh my god, she has black hair! Where did that come from?' [laughs] Liam has blonde hair and is very fair. She was born with black hair, very tan."
Uh...oh...Tori the Hutt has been bumping genitals with the mail man. And she had a tan baby?! MiserAlba's going to be pissed!!!
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I think the real miracle here is someone is actually willing to fuck her.
WANT TO SEE JAMIE LYNN PICS!!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
I seriously doubt Jen Aniston said that to that douchebag. he can't be anything more than a sex toy to her, a summer fling... but I find it amusing that tabloids have created this character for her, that desperate aging Jen Aniston... She's living her life, fucking around, doesn't give a shit and that's great.
Awwww sheeeeet!
OH MY GOD THEN IM A MIRACLE TOO!!!!!!!
Im a prom night SPESHUL!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
I didn't realize getting accidentally knocked up because you are stupid is a "miracle."
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Give her a break, she got cut off from her fortune and she is a Z-list actress who has a hard time finding work. Mama's gotta pay the rent. It's the rich and working actress bitches who cash in on their babies you should focus on.
Submitted by applehead on June 25, 2008 - 8:15am.
My son had a huge head (that was "normal size" when he was born) 90 percentile...thank God he grew into it, it's porportionate to his body now
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Ha ha. My daughter's head got big right before she grew...and I never had to cut her hair until she was 4! Her hair would grow and just as I was about to cut it, her head would grow...and shortly after that her body would grow into it. It was beezarre.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
gosh, Why do magazines always try to break up relationships w/ shit like "Give me the ring, Said Jen to John" WTF!! That is really awful, sends the guy running, and the girl thinking, yeah, why don't I have that ring after 5 weeks.. *rolls eyes*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by Always Sunny on June 25, 2008 - 9:13am.
This baby hamster doesn't stand a chance. Tori is obviously continuing the vicious cycle that is her relationship with her mom. Whored out on your first day in this scary world, what's a little blind raisin baby to do?
I think that Usher is the only one that hasn't whored out his kid for these magazines
My son had a huge head (that was "normal size" when he was born) 90 percentile...thank God he grew into it, it's porportionate to his body now
This baby hamster doesn't stand a chance. Tori is obviously continuing the vicious cycle that is her relationship with her mom. Whored out on your first day in this scary world, what's a little blind raisin baby to do?
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Sometimes people get cut. Sometimes they get cut in half.
---I Know Who Killed Me
Submitted by fuzzy on June 25, 2008 - 9:00am.
liam is really cute, and stella looks like a cute newborn. there, i was nice. did not mention mom and dad. though i hate to admit i watch that show they have on oxygen (hides under computer desk in shame, waiting for fellow dlisters to throw things)
I watched the 1st episode too and think both Dean and Tori are likeable. (couldn't stand them b-4) On TMZ a few months back they were asking Dean to comment on Britneys crazy antics and he said something about w/his track record he has no business commenting on someone elses life which I thought was cool. That Liam has THE BEST personality!
Stella is a cutie!! Shame she's going to turn into ther mother when she's older.
Liam is cute too! Why The fuck is soo far away in the bottom pic??
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
_Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 25, 2008 - 8:58am.
That child is as big as Tori the Hut's head.
*shudders*
THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND!
WOW! Tori could give birth to HER OWN HEAD!
Thats a big head shes got!
She could fit her own head in her place of *GAG*
She could fit her entire head in her nay nay!
Shes should check into to doing that next time she goes to post natal yoga!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Every single feature on Whori's face is gigantic! She is almost turning into the elephant man. Her head just looks like it is about to explode!
(say something nice C, say something nice...)
Well at least they didn’t name her after her father....'Stella’ is much nicer than ‘Douche’.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
I am going to wait to see how little Snooky turns out. Genetic betrayal is a bitch.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
=============She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy photos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.===============================
Tori looks like Cecil Turtle from the old Bugs Bunny cartoons.
Guaranteed this picture will be what drives their son into therapy. He looks like such an outsider!
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
liam is really cute, and stella looks like a cute newborn. there, i was nice. did not mention mom and dad. though i hate to admit i watch that show they have on oxygen (hides under computer desk in shame, waiting for fellow dlisters to throw things)
Meh. My little white baby was born with tan(ish) skin and black hair - it didn't last too long.
On a completely different note: Way to bump Jamie Lynn off the cover! I don't know why but things like this make me very happy:D
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
I don't care about the Tori story, WTF is w/ that Britney story in the corner, Is that J Lynn in that pic?? HOLY???!!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
And I want more dirt on Britney's tearful visit to Lousiana and Jen's already demanding a ring from that douche bag John Mayer already???!!! Much more interesting...
that poor kid before that creep seems to be added as an afterthought
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
That child is as big as Tori the Hut's head.
*shudders*
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
The baby is cute, can't say that about Tori.
Who's gonna buy this shit?
Look at that poor little boy peeping around creepy dude.
Fugly whores and creepy toe-nail paintin freaks shouldn't breed.
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Run! It's the clergy!
Something about her story doesn't ring true.