Crocs This Way

This guy has posted his personal ad to the wealthy dating site called RICHLOVING.COM for several months. I just visited his profile page yesterday. It seems he has logged in recently. OMG, is he looking for a new relationship?

I think the Croc high heels are cute, too.

I feel so...wrong.

Ahhhh. Go back to rehab!

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

He looks way more like Mary Tyler Moore - they could be sisters!

I'm a lone 9-1/2E in a world full of narrow-footed freaks. I wouldn't be so bitter if the shoe manufacturers would actually acknowledge that people like me exist, and we don't all want to wear orthopedic grandma shoes.

I suspect there are others like me out there, but nobody wants to admit they have a wide foot. It's like admitting you have a fat butt. So they squeeze themselves into way-too-long shoes and pretend they are narrow footed freaks too. And the shoe companies claim they don't offer wide shoes because wide shoes don't sell.

..Except in Scandinavia, where apparently everybody has wide feet, because they make the widest shoes sold anywhere.

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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08

Migraineuse said, "All other shoes except Danskos seem to be designed for narrow-footed freaks, so I don't think the discrimination will faze you much."

Heh, that's me, a narrow-footed freak. My dad called me "Squirrel foot" when I was a kid.

you slay me w/your funny!

I could have sworn I saw his gfriend on the bus to NYC from Boston last weekend...

Steven looks just like a monkey.Ugly!I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.

Submitted by Sheeps on June 25, 2008 - 9:30am.
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Well, I hope chu got chor socks on too, ese!

PS. Diana blows you a kiss:)

♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola

Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 7:25am.

Sorry, I was changing from my shower Crocs into my gardening Crocs, just before making some coffee. I'm ready for my beat-down now.

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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.

Submitted by Sluttsville on June 25, 2008 - 6:39am.
"You're not going to find a Starbucks at the top of the Blue Ridge Mountain Hiking Trail".

At least until they loosen up those silly wilderness regs. Just wait.

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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.

O MEESTER CHEEPS!

We are waiting for you here!!!!

♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola

Steven looks just like a monkey.Ugly!I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.

@ Slutts & angel_i

*adding Crocs, latex gloves, Depends, and latex gloves to my grocery list*

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.

Submitted by DeeDee on June 25, 2008 - 8:45am.

He got a beatdown yesterday for running off his mouf angel_i. I think you need to teach him a hard cholita lesson he'll never forget.
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OK, Meester Cheeps! Looks like I gotta cuttabeech. Les' go, ese! (REFRESH!)

♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola

Submitted by DeeDee on June 25, 2008 - 9:45am.
He got a beatdown yesterday for running off his mouf angel_i. I think you need to teach him a hard cholita lesson he'll never forget.
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DeeDee, I think you should shove some Crocs in the same place that he stores his Cocoa Puffs!

Submitted by Sheeps on June 25, 2008 - 1:31am.
As an aside, I know someone who takes Hello Kitty Band-Aids with her when she hikes.
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Did you stop to think that maybe they match her pink hiking boots? No, I'm not a Hello Kitty Band-Aids loonie fan either; I'm just saying she has a right to wear them without people making her sound lonely and pathetic.

Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 8:11am.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 25, 2008 - 12:31am.
As an aside, I know someone who takes Hello Kitty Band-Aids with her when she hikes.
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I thought I told you NEVER to tell anyone!
Yeesh! If you can't trust a Sheeps, who can you trust???
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He got a beatdown yesterday for running off his mouf angel_i. I think you need to teach him a hard cholita lesson he'll never forget.

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.

Submitted by Sheeps on June 25, 2008 - 1:31am.
Crocs are useful if you're draining pasta for one but the colander is currently covering the swimming pool intake. Or let's say you were hiking in the wilderness above tree line and your French press blew away. You could use your kerchief to make drip coffee in your Crocs
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*Scribbling down Crocs on my Must Purchase list*

Never thought about Crocs as a makeshift coffee pot, but you know what I say "You're not going to find a Starbucks at the top of the Blue Ridge Mountain Hiking Trail".

@ImpertinentVixen. I think they are creepy, b/c if they were meant to be for play they'd be like $5, but they are $35 which is fucking weird..

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So that's what your after... A Farter?

Honest to God, I thought this was Sheryl Crow, hahaha.

Speaking of shoes, I can't decide if these are hilarous or creepy:

http://www.heelarious.com/index.php

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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

Submitted by Sheeps on June 25, 2008 - 12:31am.
As an aside, I know someone who takes Hello Kitty Band-Aids with her when she hikes.
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I thought I told you NEVER to tell anyone!
Yeesh! If you can't trust a Sheeps, who can you trust???

♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola

Look, these croc shoes on Steven...
You just have to keep in mind that some people just dont give a fuck. Steven, would be one of those people.

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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!

Crocs make your feet smell like dead reptiles.

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

You know, I'm pretty sure he doesn't have more Crocs in those Barney's bags. How can one go from wearing couture to Crocs? I just don't get it. It's like putting caviar on your grits...

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

I had to wear Crocs the last month of my pregnancy since my feet looked like two baked potatoes. I still have them and they come in handy when gardening. However, the high heel Crocs are kinda HWAT. *hanging head in shame*

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.

Somebody jog my memory and remind me who this fairy is - besides looking like Miz Carly, what is his claim to fame?

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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"

It is not the crocs that disturb me it is the bratz doll head Steve is sporting that I have concerns about.

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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."

I thought that was Carly Simon.

Submitted by Noelegy on June 25, 2008 - 8:12am.

Crocs discriminate against those of us with narrow feet. Humph.
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All other shoes except Danskos seem to be designed for narrow-footed freaks, so I don't think the discrimination will faze you much.

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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08

cuz nothin says punk rock like a pair of tan rubber clogs, right?

i've hated crocs since the first time i ever saw them. my mom loves them, owning at least 5 pair in an assortment of styles & colors. she is also 70 yrs old & a diabetic. she says they are really the only thing she can wear that don't hurt her feet. for this reason, & this reason alone, i will wave my croc flag high in their support.

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Crocs discriminate against those of us with narrow feet. Humph.

The heeled cros are much less offensive than the originals.

*-Jenny-*

Crocs are useful if you're draining pasta for one but the colander is currently covering the swimming pool intake. Or let's say you were hiking in the wilderness above tree line and your French press blew away. You could use your kerchief to make drip coffee in your Crocs. As an aside, I know someone who takes Hello Kitty Band-Aids with her when she hikes.

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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.

i love my crocs
without the socks
my bed, it rocks
cuz i like cocks

hehehehehe Manimal!

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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 25, 2008 - 12:38am.
I will never wear those Crocs with socks,
I'd rather have the Chicken Pox.

I do not want the Chicken pox, Crocs with socks or socks on cocks.

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I will never wear those Crocs with socks,
I'd rather have the Chicken Pox.

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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton

Submitted by madam s. on June 25, 2008 - 12:22am.
Ahhaha islandgirl,

Here's one started for Mrs. K...

I do not like green Crocs and socks,
Except for Mrs. K's cause she rocks.
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I may not like green Crocs and socks,
I very nearly typed green cocks.

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Sláinte duine a ól.

Submitted by Migraineuse on June 24, 2008 - 9:58pm.
My avatar is pure art. Art, I tell you.

I just saw the post where you got you're avie from. LOL

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Good Lord, crocs are God awful. They shouldn't be worn over the age of 10. EVER. Steven Tyler's pair in that photo looks like the equivalent for feet to Jason's ski mask in Halloween. They creep me out!

Ahhaha islandgirl,

Here's one started for Mrs. K...

I do not like green Crocs and socks,
Except for Mrs. K's cause she rocks.

Submitted by madam s. on June 25, 2008 - 12:13am.
Where's Dr. Seuss when we need him? To write a little story about Cocks Wearing Crocs With Socks.
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Heehehehe...

I do not like green crocs and ham.

I do not like them

They are hideous.

The end
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Sláinte duine a ól.

Where's Dr. Seuss when we need him? To write a little story about Cocks Wearing Crocs With Socks.

Crocs are the FUGLIEST shoes...but they're sssooo comfy. Guilty as charged. I own a pair of black Croc flip flops and they're the best.

www.myspace.com/raul_rules

Steven should stay indoors and out of sight until his feet heel, rather than be seen in these atrocities.

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I am a DJ and I've got believers.

the shoes are a crock, but he sure puts on a great show in concert