Tuesday, June 24th 2008
TMI: Jack Black Edition
Since today is obviously "dirty ass" day at Dlisted, here's a related quote from Jack Black. Jack talked about all the ways he used entertain himself as a child.
"I also put Coco Pops in my butt. Why? For comedy and experiment. I was a scientist and I discovered you could put a lot of them up your butt."
My stomach doesn't even want to know what he did with those Coco Pops after they fell out of his ass. Fudge coated Coco Pops! I'm sure there's still a few up in there. Snap! Crackle! Poop! Oh wait, that's Cocoa Krispies. He probably stuck those up there too.
Jack looks so ...He is a child?Oh,no!I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 25, 2008 - 6:55am.
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Which reminds me: Blood and Chocolate is a super cute little movie - I watched it last night:)
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Mmmmmm, chocolate cereal. Unfotunately, Cocoa Puffs is a mouth shredder. Bloody mouth and cereal don't mix.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
...Gawdalmighty.
In this pic he looks like he's on the tail end of a week-long bender.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Who is Coco and why did he pop his butt?
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Submitted by angel_i on June 24, 2008 - 10:44pm.
Because it felt good. You're not fooling anyone, Mr. "Scientist".
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That's exactly what the ER doctor told Richard Gere after the gerbil incident.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
"I also put Coco Pops in my butt. Why?
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Because it felt good. You're not fooling anyone, Mr. "Scientist".
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
"I was a scientist and I discovered you could put a lot of them up your butt." I wonder if he'll use that line in his Nobel acceptance speech.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
sooo, he's playing a canvas?... finally!.. a role he can pull off
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"Modern man, evolutionary betrayer.
Modern man, ecosystem destroyer.
Modern man, destroy yourself in shame.
Modern man, pathetic example of Earth's organic heritage."
Submitted by Mr. President on June 24, 2008 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 24, 2008 - 9:23pm.
OK, I'll find something nice to say about him. He was alright in that Foo Fighters video. There, that's something.
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So sweet of you!
And I have something for you:
Outside of Tenacious D, I really only ever find him interesting for about four and a half minutes and then I'm over it. Mostly, I'm just happy he's not Chris Farley.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
I don't like this asshat at all
pish posh. All of these movies are garbage compared to the Neverending Story 3. Jack Black truly showed us his emotional depth through that movie.
nice i've never tried cocoa puffs before. golden grams are the cereal choice for me.
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Submitted by angel_i on June 24, 2008 - 9:23pm.
OK, I'll find something nice to say about him. He was alright in that Foo Fighters video. There, that's something.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 24, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Tigerlilly on June 24, 2008 - 9:55pm
*gives Tigerlilly a kitty chin scratch, new scratching posts and catnip pillow*
On T: Well, I just forgot what I was going to post, I swear it was on topic, SWEAR!
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*rolling over on tiger tummy*...Ahhhhh!
Oh, and I believe we were talking about poo...
*releasing huge tiger turd*....
WHAT???? It's on topic! I had Coco Puffs for breakfast! Wait! Where are you all going? I thought we were a poo loving crowd? No?
Meh, Ok, tiger cub beckons, I have to go, but we are not finished with our poo discussion...Oh, not by a longshot! *picking up tiger poo-kitten and stalking away with dignity*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerlilly on June 24, 2008 - 9:55pm
*gives Tigerlilly a kitty chin scratch, new scratching posts and catnip pillow*
On T: Well, I just forgot what I was going to post, I swear it was on topic, SWEAR!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Hey, anyone a'member that Eddie Murphy song in the '80's about putting stuff in your butt?
Yeah, I remember this choice lyric:
Put a tree up your butt
Put me up your butt...
Hmmmm...one doesn't have to be a psychoanalyst (get it psychoANALyst?) to come to the conclusion of...oh, a little, tiny bit of not so latent homosexuality, so I think JB is into poo...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He's just as hilarious in interviews as he is in movies, apparently. Did he at least do the "one raised eyebrow" thing?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
What's that on his stomach?
Surgical markings for an upcoming tummy tuck?
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
I thought it was cocoa puffs and corn pops, not cocoa pops.
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Hey Preppie
He should do more animation movies.
oops I hit post too soon... so funny for kids..
this wouldn't be an example of that so much except for he is still in that mode where gross equals funny.
sometimes jack black is really funny (the pick of destiny). but maybe since he now has children he is focused more on being funny for kids rather than adults.
to coiled n hissing
minus the yogurt and the tasting that is exactly what I used to do. I wasted a lot of stuff and somehow never got caught. I don't know if my mother knew and gave me a pass or if somehow no one noticed. maybe I just happened to pick stuff no one cared about anyway.
the blue dandruff shampoo makes an excellent base for this experiment I found. :)
Submitted by Mr. President on June 24, 2008 - 8:07pm.
If you're twelve years old or under, then I guess Jack Black must be pretty funny. Otherwise, he's boring.
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Hey buddy! I'm THIRTEEN!
Jack Black made the rockenest Rock Opera since...I don't want to forget anything, so let's just say it's on the short list;)
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
to diamond dog
haha!!
sadly we have some technical difficulties in our kitchen. I tried twice to make those brownies that all you have to do is put in the oven and that is about how they turned out. :(
but when I was a kid I had an ez bake oven. :) I think someone eventually took it away from me.
If you're twelve years old or under, then I guess Jack Black must be pretty funny. Otherwise, he's boring.
ps: Love your avie, MDW. Penn Gillette, now HE's funny. Went to Penn and Teller at the Rio in Vegas when I was there in January. Awesome.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
This guy is fug and obnoxious.
That picture is disgusting. So is that story. He sucks.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Leave Jack Black alone!!!!!
Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on June 24, 2008 - 7:17pm.
And by the way, 'Nacho Libre' was the funniest flick in ages. Wasn't just the weed either. It was bust a gut hilarious.
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Dios Mio----por favor, just the teensiest bit of Klonopin? Just a little something to lift the heaviness after viewing this mess.-------------Uptown James
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Mrs.Kravitz~
Perhaps you saw the smokin hot scene where RDJ was sitting on Jack Black's stomach and gleefully hitting him in the testicles repeatedly with a hammer? It just made me want to grab RDJ and say "Kiss me you fool".....
the video is linked on a recent post on I Watch Stuff.
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Dios Mio----por favor, just the teensiest bit of Klonopin? Just a little something to lift the heaviness after viewing this mess.-------------Uptown James
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And by the way, 'Nacho Libre' was the funniest flick in ages. Wasn't just the weed either. It was bust a gut hilarious.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
Thank goodness he wasn't into PopTarts.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Submitted by forever.now on June 24, 2008 - 5:16pm.
I thought it was strange that I liked to pour various liquids in a cup to see what would happen when they were mixed and then poured all of it out. I loved doing that as a little kid. maybe I should be a bartender...
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Reminds me of being 10, bored one summer day. Had blackberry yogurt. Took everything I could find in bathroom and mixed up a toxic brew.(Comet, hair products, mouthwash, toothpaste, you name it) then I actually tasted it. EEEEEGADS!
How I ever survived childhood I'll never know.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
Guess he needed a little more supervision at breakfast time.
And I liked Jack Black for about two seconds and now he is just obnoxious and boring.
Not to get all technical and shit (get it? shit), but wouldn't Coco Puffs kind of semi-dissolve in your ass, or is that the point of it-to make fake poo? If so, Jackie Boy could probably verify the authenticity of 2 Girls One Cup due to his early, and one can assume, continuing experimentation with fake poo...
Why do we love poo so much? Why?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
GROSSSS but funny. :)
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I love Jack Black. Coco Puffs up the ass and all.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by woodhorse on June 24, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Robert Downey Jr. is my first love,
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Me, too! ♥
2nd choice--Alec Baldwin
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
@IG
"Will you walk into my parlor?" said the spider to the fly;
"'Tis the prettiest little parlor that ever you may spy.
You are getting very sleepy....
edited: WELL! If that's the way you want to be, I'll just take my crocs and go home!
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
i really didn't need to know this information...
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sexy motherfucker...
Jesus, Mrs. K... I cannot stop looking at your avie! I am enchanted.
Edited to say: I didn't hit refresh, I was referring to the naughty one.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Robert Downey Jr. is my first love, but there are many second choices and Jack Black is one of them. The man knows no fear.
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Dios Mio----por favor, just the teensiest bit of Klonopin? Just a little something to lift the heaviness after viewing this mess.-------------Uptown James
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Jack Black was pretty good in The Jackal-he played a geek that got blown the hell up by Bruce Willis. Ah, makes me smile just thinking about it...
Diamnond Dawg - I took that quiz.
Guess which Cusak I am?
Lane Meyer.
BWAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!
What the heeeeeellll... why you would want Coco Puffs anywhere near an orifice that smells like a dobkey's crack is beyond me. There are some things better left unsaid, Jack.
PS. My avie completely explains how I feel about this post. I love toilet humour but the thought of him shoving little cereals up his ass and then removing them just... ugh... *gag*
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
That's funny because my husband and I would sometimes wedge a Hershey Kiss or Tootsie Roll between our butt cheeks (no anus play). We'd pretend to be pushing a turd out and there it would be, a delicious little morsel in all its glory sitting on the kitchen floor. Disgusting and juvenile but hilarious.