One Of These Things Does Not Belong
Sherri Shepherd looks like she wandered into a fancy pants gay club. Talk about a boner killer. Sherri's stupid ass visited The Chippendales show last night in Las Vegas. I thought Chippendales dancers were supposed to be hot? I just see a bunch of butterfaces with douchey tattoos.
It's hard for me to find any male stripper hot ever since my friend told me a little story.
I might have told this crap before, so just roll your eyes and move along if you've heard it before. So, my friend was at some bachelorette party and of course they had some guido stripper shaking his junk for all of them. Guido stripper went from girl to girl and practically dick slapped. The next day, my friend's eye was all swollen and nasty. She went to the doctor and guess what was in that bitch's eye? A fucking dead crab. Hell no! This is why you should always wear blue blockers around guido strippers.
Hopefully, Sherri got a crab in her eye and it will keep her off "The View" for a couple of days. Oh and I was just joking about not finding male strippers hot. I'd do sexy times with all of them, crabs and all. I'd just bring my own melted butter for dipping.
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Oh, OH! Game Show! Pick me, pick me! I know, I know!. It's the one that isn't gay, right?
If this doesn't make them come out of the closet...
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Sherri Shepherd looks so fat.Her brast is so large.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site *****"AffluentBachelors.com"******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
When I was a little 16 year old gay, I went to Uncle Charlie's in NYC. And there was a stripper in a camo thong on stage that resembled Jason Lewis (with the long hair). This was my first encounter with a male stripper so I was into it. I put my Rolling Rock or Amaretto Sour on the bar and put my dollar in one hand, cigarette in the other. When I got next to him on the little platform, I reached into the thong. His body violently jerked away and although the music was too loud to hear him, he started spitting nastiness at me. I burnt his pubic area with my lit cigarette. Everyone in the bar looked at me like I was a hideous pair of sandals. I was scarred emotionally, much like that stripper's pubic area was scarred physically. And that's my stripper story.
Mrs. Kravitz:
Are those hemp crocs you're sportin'?!!
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the one with the cross on his arm looks like Jason Lewis...I guess before his lame ass role in SATC
I couldn't agree with you more if I effing tried, luv TT99
Submitted by name_optional on June 24, 2008 - 8:53pm.
Sherri Shepherd is just about the dumbest ho with a job. I mean seriously.
Flat Earth Beeeeaaatch.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Um, which one doesn't belong?
A bunch of powdered big tittied preening fools...so once again, which one doesn't belong??
Sheesh..I can't believe I actually PAID money to see these Chippendales fools once..or that I though they were HOT.....
laughable
i saw the show a year ago...funny to see new haircuts on a few of them
i'm glad theres a picture of solange thrown in there.
hot damn, too bad there aren't some fully nude pics minus Sherri of course
She's in the middle of a gay sandwich
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
its six thirty, EWWWWWWWA!!! Are you serious? I don't even know what those little fockers look like. This is making me itchy just reading about it.
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Dead Serious. its so funny to me. i mean really dont people ask questions anymore? are you on the pill, do you have protection?......o btw does your skanky ass have crabs? common sense people.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
its six thirty, EWWWWWWWA!!! Are you serious? I don't even know what those little fockers look like. This is making me itchy just reading about it.
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Hey Preppie
okay i can totally vouch for the crabs in the eye thing. i am a optical tech and i can not tell you how many times we have had people come in after sexy times with swollen eyes that are either itchy, red or both and guess what kiddies? CRABS. every fuckin time. it makes me want to bitch slam these stupid people. fuck the slapping. they need whole body slams.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
Thanks for the story, MK! I will never again look at Minestrone soup the same way.
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
oh mk, come over and fuck me while you tell me dirty stories.
Sherri Shepherd is just about the dumbest ho with a job. I mean seriously.
Flat Earth Beeeeaaatch.
Uhh..I am a big fan of the 80's so I wear leg warmers and use Aquanet when I want to make my hair big, all while rocking out to Motley Crue's "Too Fast For Love" *ducks head and runs out of room*
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
@Mrs. K~ Oooh thanks for the link. My dude will love it! I am a big fan of classic rock, and music from the 60's-70's so I already knew that song, hehe. Can't fool me!! Thanks for the well wishes, and umm, I like your shoes ;)
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
@devilgirl~ cool, I was undecided about Maui or Oahu but everyone has said that Maui is better. My friend I am going out with tonight also lived in Maui for six years!! I live just down the way from La Jolla, in Pacific Beach. I love La Jolla but it is a little expensive. Pacific Beach is too college town for me now that I am getting older, so we are going to move to Ocean beach in August. Thanks, I am pretty excited too. Oh, I have four cockatiels and two green-cheeked conures.
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
Are these her fellow flat earth society members? I don't see how she could possibly have time for frolicking with mere Chippendale dancers since she can't even bother to concern herself with the shape of the earth.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on June 24, 2008 - 4:52pm.
A few items from the fabulous 80's that should NEVER come back:
Off the Shoulder Shirts (a la Flashdance)
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Whenever I see women wearing that shitty look it's all I can do to stop myself from slapping them up side the head.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Does the long-haired chippendale look still actually make somebody moist?
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I'm so Not having strippers at my bachelorette party. Not that my slutty ass could slow down long enough to get a husband, but crabs? Seriously? If I wanna get a bunch of gay guys showing me their stuff I'll just go to the mens room at Rawhide during happy hour. Shout out to Victor and Alastaire.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Guess what I am having tonight for dinner? Crab cakes. I was going to have them last night, but I went out for dinner, so tonight is crab cake night. Thanx for the story MK!
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on June 24, 2008 - 5:52pm.
A few items from the fabulous 80's that should NEVER come back:
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A few more:
Jelly sandals
Flock of Seagulls haircuts
The whole Miami Vice look
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
A few items from the fabulous 80's that should NEVER come back:
Chippendale Dancers
Leg Warmers
Off the Shoulder Shirts (a la Flashdance)
Headbands
Shoulder Pads
Aquanet
That's all.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Submitted by tangerine on June 24, 2008 - 4:27pm.
I knew it was the Carpenters. I am a fan. I thought it was sweet, thank you.
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You are welcome. I am a BIG Carpenters fan.
May you and your guy have a long happy life together ♥
Maui Bird Guide
P.S. I have a habit saying a wrote a song that I didn't really write.
I can't help myself.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
This bitch needs to eat some veggies. DAMN.
I hate fatties who wear tight ass clothes and think they look hot. It's revolting. Fuck this 'oh well she feels good about herself so she should..:
COVER THAT UP, Fat ugly fuck!
sherri should seek out lady grace to find a bra that lifts and separates...
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sexy motherfucker...
What kind of birds do you have Tangerine, I forgot to ask?
@Tangerine- My parents really like Maui. I had a friend that lived there for about 6 years. She loved it. I like San Diego a lot. I have only been there twice, but I really enjoyed my visits. I like La Jolla. Small town feel to it. The hiking the waterfalls would be great. I'd also love to explore the volcano regions. I am excited for you for your trip/honeymoon.
Yeah, I have lived in San Diego my whole life so I guess I am a little spoiled. It will be fun to say I surfed in Hawaii, though! Chip and Knip are the sweetest birds because we had to hand raise them as soon as they hatched, so they are very social and loving. When I was researching Hawaii, I saw plenty of things I want to do, like hike to a waterfall, snorkel, and go to a luau. I think we are going to go to Maui. It's a perfect mix of touristy and traditional, with plenty of untouched island to go see.
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
What's the big deal, isn't that how Star met Al?
I knew it was the Carpenters. I am a fan. I thought it was sweet, thank you.
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
Submitted by devilgirl on June 24, 2008 - 4:20pm.
@Tangerine
Lucky you, living on the beach. I love the ocean.
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I second that emotion. It's my dream to live on a beach.
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Looks Fade, Old Age Happens, It’s Just Part Of Our Journey So U Better Have A Good Sense Of Who U Are And What Is Real~~OXA, 6/24/08
@Tangerine-Love, love, love Chip and Nip- I thought that if I ever got married, I would do the Vegas thing. Small weddings, I think, are better. Lucky you, living on the beach. I love the ocean. Hawaii, no matter if you are a beach dweller, should be lovely and very nice for a honeymoon. I have never been, but my parents have been several times and really like it. There are tons of fab places to see and explore.
Tangerine
We've Only Just Begun
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Looks Fade, Old Age Happens, It’s Just Part Of Our Journey So U Better Have A Good Sense Of Who U Are And What Is Real~~OXA, 6/24/08
@Mrs. Kravitz~ *blushes* no one has written a song for me here before. Thanks! *gives shy smile*
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
Tangerine
Have fun at your wedding.
Here's a little song I wrote for you.
We've only just begun to live,
White lace and promises
A kiss for luck and we're on our way.
And yes, We've just begun.
Before the rising sun we fly,
So many roads to choose
We start our walking and learn to run.
And yes, We've just begun.
Sharing horizons that are new to us,
Watching the signs along the way,
Talking it over just the two of us,
Working together day to day
Together.
And when the evening comes we smile,
So much of life ahead
We'll find a place where there's room to grow,
And yes, We've just begun.
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Looks Fade, Old Age Happens, It’s Just Part Of Our Journey So U Better Have A Good Sense Of Who U Are And What Is Real~~OXA, 6/24/08
Yeah, I guess mine has his good days too, but, I wish the good days happened more often.
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
@Devilgirl~ Wow 9 cats!! How cool! Must be lots of fun. I have six birds, four of which are my fiance's and two that are both of ours and two cats. It's quite loud around here. The birds names are Jimbo, Luigi, Indy, Archeoptryx, Chip and Knip. We got the names Chip and Knip from a trip to Amsterdam. We were very stoned and I guess the name for a credit card is chipknip and we saw it and laughed for hours, hehe. No, the wedding is small, just 25 people, and we are having it in Vegas so there was not a whole lot of planning involved. I am really looking forward to the honeymoon, which will take place in Hawaii!! I really wanted to go to London but we don't have enough time because he could only take a week off work. I live at the beach now, so I was not really excited about Hawaii but once I started doing research on it, I was intrigued. It seems like it is a very beautiful place.
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
Submitted by tangerine on June 24, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Then you must have a great hubby!!
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Meh, he has his good days.
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Looks Fade, Old Age Happens, It’s Just Part Of Our Journey So U Better Have A Good Sense Of Who U Are And What Is Real~~OXA, 6/24/08
Then you must have a great hubby!!
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
@Tangerine- Yes, I have 9 cats all together and a three legged dog. I am my own little humane society. I have a fairly large home and my cats wander in an out all day and night (cat door). My others are: Ripley, Pussytoes, Clawdia, Wasabi, Spider, Egg, Nubbin and Figaro. My dog is a Samoyed named Norway. Yes, I wish my ex was a little more faithful and devoted like my cats. Good for you getting your invites done, thats a big job? Are you having a big wedding? A formal affair? It must be fun planning. I love wedding cake!
Sherri looks like a sausage ready to pop out of its casing.
Submitted by tangerine on June 24, 2008 - 3:28pm.
I wish my fiance could be like Floyd, completely devoted and silent, lol. I am mean.
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I had a cat, Opie, and I was IN LOVE WITH him!! I wrote a screenplay (well, I wanted to write a screenplay) about a woman whose fabulous cat (based on my cat)died and his soul transmigrated into her husband's body and everyone was happy.
I do love my gray tiger striped Sexy Beast but that Opie, man, he was HWAT.
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Looks Fade, Old Age Happens, It’s Just Part Of Our Journey So U Better Have A Good Sense Of Who U Are And What Is Real~~OXA, 6/24/08
B.B.,
I LOVED Brad...up until about 2005. I was a big fan of his movies, up until, Fight Club. Which was probably my favorite. After Fight Club, i just couldn't connect to Brad's roles....then he fell inside Angelina...and i was done.
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Run! It's the clergy!