Wonky Is The New Patron Saint Of Animals
Last week, there was a story about Wonky stomping into some pet store to buy a little doggy for a fashion shoot. The store denied her ass. Well, she's denying the incident ever happened. Wonky took to her MySpace to cry about it. You have to read it in her baby slut voice. It's the only way.
I wasn't looking for a new pet, I wasn't even at a photo shoot that day, (I was down the street at Benji's DCMA clothing store) and I actually have a Yorkie puppy. I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly--I treat them as if they were my children. Of course I support pet adoption from shelters, and I made sure that my BFF show involved a local one to spread the word about how these animals need loving owners. So it is sad that someone felt the need to invent a story about me throwing a fit for a dog that would "go with my outfit."I have no idea where people come up with these stories and they are spreading to so many news outlets that I just have to speak my mind and clear things up, especially with my fans. I love you all and appreciate your messages, as always.
Blah...blah...blah! Does this rancid twat expect us to believe that she knows how to write? She had one of her ass crabs type this shit out and one of her twatty worms proofread it.
If this ho is going to treat her children the same way she treats her pets, then Child Protective Services better open up a file on that bitch right now.
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_Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 24, 2008 - 3:33pm.
That was the one time i wished i had a myspace account!
Did she really have f'n cats up there?
I love the Deb... what did happen?
that shit waS SOOO FUNNY!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
This bitch is such a bad animal owner that she killed Beige Baby's myspace cats on accident.
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No Lolo, that was Deb from Hell, and I believe it was on purpose.....lol
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
I so just pictured a worm with reading glasses nodding yes and shaking his head no while reading myspace.
This bitch is such a bad animal owner that she killed Beige Baby's myspace cats on accident.
STALK CATS! DONT KILL EM!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
She SUCKS.
I hate this vapid bitch more than anyone in the world.
I saw this earlier, I had to quote her for this one.....fucking asshole
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly--I treat them as if they were my children. - LIAR, LAIR, LAIR, PANTS ON FIRE!!!!
Kitty, sorry Paris, didn't write that, one of her PR people did.
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
god she sucks. she wouldn't give the ugliest dog in the world the time of day - oh wait- she dates a madden.