Wonky Is The New Patron Saint Of Animals
Last week, there was a story about Wonky stomping into some pet store to buy a little doggy for a fashion shoot. The store denied her ass. Well, she's denying the incident ever happened. Wonky took to her MySpace to cry about it. You have to read it in her baby slut voice. It's the only way.
I wasn't looking for a new pet, I wasn't even at a photo shoot that day, (I was down the street at Benji's DCMA clothing store) and I actually have a Yorkie puppy. I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly--I treat them as if they were my children. Of course I support pet adoption from shelters, and I made sure that my BFF show involved a local one to spread the word about how these animals need loving owners. So it is sad that someone felt the need to invent a story about me throwing a fit for a dog that would "go with my outfit."I have no idea where people come up with these stories and they are spreading to so many news outlets that I just have to speak my mind and clear things up, especially with my fans. I love you all and appreciate your messages, as always.
Blah...blah...blah! Does this rancid twat expect us to believe that she knows how to write? She had one of her ass crabs type this shit out and one of her twatty worms proofread it.
If this ho is going to treat her children the same way she treats her pets, then Child Protective Services better open up a file on that bitch right now.
Image: Jim Brooks
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She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
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She's fucked all the humans, so she has decided to move on to the animal kingdom. Fresh meat.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
She's a lying whore.
I don't believe one word that she "wrote".
Should she try to film an episode set in a shelter, let me suggest that she gets to work at the intake area at a city or county shelter, the one where all strays are brought for care. She should get the job of playing with the van full of big puppies the cops just rounded up from a sting operation at a dog fight.
Ok, so she, like, totally didn't write that!
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
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I came across a similar rendition of this little critter. The Pighilton of Paris is a horny little thing.
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
is it just me, or is Paris looking better in this pic?
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"Modern man, evolutionary betrayer.
Modern man, ecosystem destroyer.
Modern man, destroy yourself in shame.
Modern man, pathetic example of Earth's organic heritage."
Benji is SUCH a rock 'n' roll name!
Such bullshit. Tell it to your neighbors, honey. The one's that rescued your kitten countless times in the street outside of your old house on Kings Road. The poor kitten was finally killed by a car.
Or leaving your dog accessory with anyone around in the entourage and taking off at a moments notice. No regard for the dog or what could happen. dumb lying bitch.
there's far too many big words, such as "puppy" and "accessories" to believe this skank wrote this herself...
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sexy motherfucker...
Dody Goodman intones from the great beyond:
"Wonky McValtrex, Wonky McValtrex!"
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 24, 2008 - 5:40pm.
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I can so see this whoooore as a pill-popping divorcee. You know the kind in the inappropiately tight jeans and low cut blouse asking the sales girl at the lingerie store where all the parties are.
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I totally read that as, "asking the sales girl at the lingerie store where all the panties are". But that would kind of make sense, because SHE IS THAT STUPID.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
(FANS? How delusional is she?) I'm surprised she could finish typing such an entry and not get stuck at the word 'spreading' and just drift off from there ... thinkin about all the sexy times ....
Dear Paris,
Please purchase a rabid pitbull. I know they look a little scary but they really are quite playful. Please make sure to fuck around with it while he's trying to eat his food. I heard they love that.
Sincerely,
Your New BFF
Gee Wonky, I have no clue how the fuck people come up with this! I mean, you only have what, 19 dogs already? This is just about as bad as that story about how you FUCKING LOCK YOUR DOGS IN CLOSETS TIL THEY DIE. Ugh, people are so mean!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 24, 2008 - 2:37pm.
I can't for whichever Madden she's banging dumps her ass for one of the Olsen trolls. Or marries her, divorces her, and takes half her money!
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I can so see this whoooore as a pill-popping divorcee. You know the kind in the inappropiately tight jeans and low cut blouse asking the sales girl at the lingerie store where all the parties are.
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt
I can't for whichever Madden she's banging dumps her ass for one of the Olsen trolls. Or marries her, divorces her, and takes half her money!
Euthanize her.
STFU, Paris. Just....die.
meanwhile over at casa del spears britney, with some difficulty, copied and pasted that onto her own website. then, after a healthy dose of cheetos, she replaced "pets" with "booboo".
if all the celeb wranglers... pr people, stylists, assistants, etc. left hollywood wouldn't it be interesting to see how all these people really act? within days many would have their children, pets and cars confiscated.
I will tell you what is really unacceptable- her nasty herpes infested hands all over innocent pets! If she really cared about her pets, she would wear a haz-mat suit around them to prevent her skank from coming off on them!
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt
Wow. I refuse to believe that came from her head. Well written and thoughtful. Doesn't sound like Paris. Well I am glad she cleared that up.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 24, 2008 - 3:54pm.
OH SHIT!
I just saw your avie!
Looks like some girl got her emo crabs in a thigh lock!
ha ha ha ha
he has emo hair! OH LORD!
right on!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
lol we know she didn't write that. Paris can't even write a whole sentence, let alone a whole paragraph.
Hey Deb! I just IMed you.....
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
Dlisted unite! Call your local Congress Person and ask them to put a PARIS DON'T BREED petition on the state ballot. Do it for your country!
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here... Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!
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here's a video of her making an ass out of herself once again...
http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2008/06/paris_hilton_stairs_are_blind.php
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
Ok, hold the phone! This bitch has FANS?!
I know mankind is doomed and all, but... damn.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Maybe she can volunteer at a shelter and then sell the clothes she wore, like Naomi Campbell...all those shirts with her face on them might actually look okay if her face is covered in dog shit!
Oh Gwad, where's kitty...
Excerpt from an old Parass thread about Parass being knocked up:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/26381#comments
kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 10:56am.
♥ OK she already kicked off those rumors! she isnt preggers but she will make a fantastic mom in 2009!! i hope its a girl!! I seen pictures of paris when she was little she i was soo cute! i hope it looks like her!!! that couldnt be better! i ♥ u paris!! you look great and im so glad you are happy and found someone to make u feel special!! way 2 go benji!!! Paris if you have a girl... u gottta show it your modeling skills and singing skills!!! you surley got something there!! it will be the happiest baby in the world girl or boy!!! i cant WAIT till 2009!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!
- I can't WAIT until tonight!!! You know, when kitty just makes curfew.
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by Noelegy on June 24, 2008 - 2:57pm.
If she really wanted to make a positive
impression on people with this issue, she'd donate a load of money to an animal shelter or charity.
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That'll happen when HELL freezes over.
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ohmygod there's not enough oxygen in the world for the
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that she deserves
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt
If she really wanted to make a positive impression on people with this issue, she'd donate a load of money to an animal shelter or charity.
Let's just spay her and then her dumb bitch genes can't be passed on. That's what "local shelters" do!
"these animals need loving owners."
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Which is why, Wonky, no animal shelter in the WORLD would let you adopt a pet.
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Like anyone gives a shit about what she has to say(or her crabs)
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I say we get dangerous
Awww, poor Wonky-eye got her feelings hurt.
GOOD.
Twat is lying her ass off.
As a followup, she would be denied adoption from an animal shelter...so that's probably where the support ends for her.
When we adopted my dog, the shelter reps would show up RANDOMLY to do a house check on the dog. For like months afterwards. Bitch wouldn't pass. She'd be like "oh, that dog? She's in some kennel somewhere..."
"I love you all and appreciate your messages you make up about me. "
that's what she really said..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Typically one supports animal shelters by...you know...adopting an animal from them. Not by buying puppies from puppy mills and then making an allusion to how the producers for a fake show you're on set one of the scenes in an animal shelter.
Submitted by M.E. on June 24, 2008 - 8:38pm.
Stupid whore.
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You know Paris will take that as a complement and not as an insult, right?
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~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
Usually, I do not waste energy commenting on this waste of space. Usually my fingers refuse to type anything having to do with this useless organism. But for some reason I have the urge to tell this monkey to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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I have this as my siggie all fucking day, and NOW everyone is commenting on that?
JEEZ! lol
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
That photo is priceless!!!!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
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So that is why she locks them in closets, forgets about them and they die?
Stupid whore.
Wish this was animated and had the chihuaha ripping her head off and spitting it out, over and over.