Cell Phone In Ass
Basically, this dude right here shoved a cell phone up his ass. You see, Jeffrey Barrier was arrested at a tanning salon in Cincinnati for allegedly trying to take pictures of a nekkid woman. 41-year-old Jeffrey stood on a chair to get pictures of the chick. When the fuzz arrived, Jeffrey denied away and said he didn't have a camera with him.
When the police searched his ass, literally, they found the shitty cell phone camera. Don't ask me how this sick fuck got the cell phone up his ass. Don't ask me to demonstrate either. I save fuckery like that for the end of the week. My ass needs a couple of days to recover.
Seriously though, he's one talented butt fucker. I bet he can text his friends with his sphincter. And screw a mug shot! I want an ass shot! His ass can probably smile and wink for the camera too!
Source: The Smoking Gun
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JoeShmoe.. OMG, I am even paranoid in my own doctors office, even here at my work bathroom, Its just me and my boss here, But even the slightest hole in the ceiling makes me nervous. Then I think. "well that's why I haven't gotten fired yet"
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Geeze! It's too bad you can't get pics of nekked women anywhere else. We should start a magazine or something!
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Run! It's the clergy!
I always feel so sorry for the poor shmucks who have to go in and retrieve stuff that people insert.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9Qe9ONRpoQ
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 24, 2008 - 2:36pm
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Whoa! And probably if you asked him why, he'd say "Because I can" Duh.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9Qe9ONRpoQ
At a city near where I live a guy in the local courthouse had a live internet feed hidden inside the women's restroom, *inside* the stalls. It was there for more than a year. He was a coworker of these women. I always wear my nice underwear when I'm trying on clothes at a department store, you know, just in case. I am paranoid.
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I knew someone who could get a COKE CAN up his ass....a cell phone is nothing!
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I've heard the new 3G iPhone is self-lubricating.
Submitted by minnow on June 24, 2008 - 11:24am.
Wonder if the phone was an LG Chocolate. . . irony.
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It should have been a Motorola Razr instead.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Does he not realize he can get free porn online? Gees.
A cell phone up the ass.
*confused*
How the fuck do you shove a cell phone, up your ass?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0620081mugs2.html
uhm,, what a catch!!
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Submitted by minnow on June 24, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Wonder if the phone was an LG Chocolate. . . irony.
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Would have been even better if it was a Motorola Razr. ;)
"Can you hear me now, you sick bastard?"
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
So, now instead of saying, "I got caught with my hand in the cookie jar", this guy can say, "I got caught with my cell phone up my colon"? I'd call him an asshole, but that's too easy.
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I hear about stuff like this a lot tho. Like when women go to tan, the worker pushes play on his Tv/Vcr. I mean, really! The sickness of people in the world is never ending, and just doesn't stop!! I just feel like holding my phone, hugging it and giving it a good cleaning, for me just having to read this.
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Wonder if the phone was an LG Chocolate. . . irony.
OMG!!! What a creepy fucker! I'm always so paranoid about places like tanning salons, public restrooms, or dressing rooms. Oh fuck me, this is gross. And trying to say "i didn't do it" by shoving the phone in your ass?? now come on!
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What a douche. I hope he hurt himself really badly trying to stick it all the way up there. Ouch!
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This begs the question:
If this guy is so adept at putting things up his ass, why exactly was he taking pictures of naked WOMEN?
It doesn't add up.
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