Tuesday, June 24th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Rod Stewart suckin' on chichi (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

James McAvoy's six pack is real - Just Jared

Spice up your life with Doogie Howser - Towleroad

Beyonce with child - Popsugar

Katherine Heigl's never-ending bikini vacation - Hollywood Tuna

Brit Brit looking sexy hot in a bikini....not really - Egotastic!

Douche in Paris - Lainey Gossip

Punched by famous hos - Cityrag

Orlando Bloom goes to the beach, bares his ass - Popsugar

Gwen Stefani is forever knocked up - Hollywood Rag

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Submitted by islandgirl on June 24, 2008 - 11:50pm.

I Netflix them. I like Lou and Andy the best.

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TheBreakdown's picture

Nothing wrong with Britney's body. Millions of girls would kill to have it.

But that face? She's retaining water in her melon head.

And that is just not attractive.

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muncle's picture

Wowsie at Rod Stewart. That guy is still alive and licking? Wowzie...
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parissucksliterally's picture

will do, IG....and thanks....

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islandgirl's picture

PSL, if you need a laugh, you should youtube Little Britain and The Catherine Tate Show. Seriously politically incorrect, but hilarious!

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parissucksliterally's picture

IG, that was hilarious! Thanks for the link....I needed that laugh.

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Submitted by kacky on June 24, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Wow, Rod's wife looks like she's having sooooo much fun. Reminds me of a Little Britain sketch. BITTY!
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*dies* And now, for your viewing pleasure....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8orUaCJ0GY

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kacky's picture

Wow, Rod's wife looks like she's having sooooo much fun. Reminds me of a Little Britain sketch. BITTY!

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Submitted by Spoiled on June 24, 2008 - 5:59pm.
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They made a movie of it? What a shame they screwed it up.

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Deb's picture

James McAvoy is yummy, yummy, yummy. That is all.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Sluttsville's picture

What the hell was he suppose to do? The pictures read as if she's saying "Honey, does my milk smell funny,......it doesn't.....well taste it just to make sure".

parkrangerpete's picture

I'd lick it

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

Tigerlilly's picture

Ugh. It looks like she's totally not into it. It's like "here, suck my tit if you must, but when it's over I'm SOOOO going shopping..." How sweet and romantic...

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Clarisse's picture

Spoiled,
Oh thank you god!!! I almost nodded off during that movie!!! And i was so excited about seeing it....

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Spoiled's picture

Submitted by joe shmoe - PSL I read another one of his novels, called "Enduring Love" which was kind of good. The story is built on an unusual premise (which I won't give away, in case you read it)

Butting in! I (unfortunately) saw the movie with Daniel Craig, Rhys Ifans and Samantha Morton. So much promise, such a crapfest...

Callan's picture

My best friend's 52 year old mother is like the world's biggest Rod Stewart fan (don't ask me why). She is also a super-conservative Baptist, so I will definitely be printing these photos out and leaving them in her mailbox.

madam s.'s picture

Clarisse,

She may be a ho, but McAvoy doesn't seem like he's willing to take on six kids so she'd better be DAMN smart about the next costar she decides to take up with. Pawning six young kids onto a guy is not going to be an easy feat. I love how in the interview McAvoy calls her a "nice lady".

Clarisse's picture

madam s.
You don't think she jumped the old McAvoy gearshift?

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madam s.'s picture

It must have been TORTURE for Angie Ho Voigt that she couldn't shag her "Wanted" costar James McAvoy. She's probably scheming as we speak on how to dump the six kids on Bradley so she can go off and seduce James.

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hanks joe! I am always looking for good books to read.....when I can drag my ass away from the computer now...

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joe shmoe's picture

PSL I read another one of his novels, called "Enduring Love" which was kind of good. The story is built on an unusual premise (which I won't give away, in case you read it)

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parissucksliterally's picture

joe, I think I expected something totally different, and was disappointed. I was bored out of my mind, and I love to read.

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P.T.Bull's picture

An elderly prostitute with anal warts? I'll pass...

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 24, 2008 - 3:36pm.
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Oh you didn't like the book? I loved it.

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Justina's picture

Orlando's ass is NASTY! Poor thing.

P.T.Bull's picture

Can't blame him, I would have done the same thing in his situation. I wish I was in his situation. I have the wife, but the yacht is more problemmatic.

Athina's picture

Ewwwww...the thought (and now the IMAGE!!) of Pepaw Stewart's wrinkled lips sucking on a boobie is revolting. And WTF? Did he just say, "Pop that titty" and she obliged?

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on June 24, 2008 - 3:20pm.
Britney looks better than Heigl in a bikini...she's more toned, even though she's a good 20 lbs away from her "hot" days.

eh! To each their own i guess.
You say "toned" i say "Stuffed Crust Pizza"

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parissucksliterally's picture

joe, the book did not go into detail too much....in fact, I thought the whole damn book was a snoozer.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on June 24, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Mmmm James McAvoy mentions the sex scene in the library in "Atonement". I wonder if the movie lived up to the book.

Joe, it did, without the fine details.

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Could you elaborate on what fine details were missing Sheeps?

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 24, 2008 - 3:13pm
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Why thank you Sheeps.

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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Britney looks better than Heigl in a bikini...she's more toned, even though she's a good 20 lbs away from her "hot" days.

The Rod Stewart pic almost made me barf.

Clarisse's picture

Okie,
He's one of those actors that you have to have see in a movie or interview to get the hotness...in just a pic, he's pretty average...like Stuart Townsend.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on June 24, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Mmmm James McAvoy mentions the sex scene in the library in "Atonement". I wonder if the movie lived up to the book.

Joe, it did, without the fine details. *turning industrial blower on Joe*
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joe shmoe's picture

Mmmm James McAvoy mentions the sex scene in the library in "Atonement". I wonder if the movie lived up to the book. *fanning myself*

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oklahoma's picture

Ok I just looked up James McAvoy.. Meh! Not so much! I guess maybe if I'd seen him in some movies, or been more familiar w/ him.. Or had a few beers w/ my lunch today.. *snickers*

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EmmaB's picture

I'd let McAvoy do pretty much anything to me if it meant we got to bump uglies. Fuck it, that man could pee on me and call me Fred and I'll still drop my knickers.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 24, 2008 - 1:53pm.
I think Britney's body looks fine....believe it or not.
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I agree. I think it's just a let-down cuz it's so average and she has, supposedly, been working so hard. She's not hideous, though, just not hot.

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parissucksliterally's picture

I think Britney's body looks fine....believe it or not.

Rod Stewart is so gross...no wonder KimStew turned out the way she did.

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M.E.'s picture

okie, Shitters is so GD out of shape that her poor bikini is getting eaten by her fat.

dramaqueen365247's picture

I hate Timberfake -- he's such a fucking pussy!

Loves me some NPH, though -- yummy!
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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Oh ew just blech!
I tune in and this is what I get, Rod Stewart serial marrier, serial fatherer of children suckin' on a titty. Good for him I guess, he still has something that way younger women like.

Katherine H., Shitney, Beyonce and Gwen.
The quad of mediocrity.

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oklahoma's picture

Ok You people must stop talking about Britneys gut, I can't go into that link, and its not fun anymore.. *cries* I want to point and throw turds at her too...

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M.E.'s picture

Gwen looks excellent for as preggo as she is. The last 4-6 weeks of pregnancy SUCK!

kbug's picture

ugh, that picture makes me throw up....a lot.

M.E.'s picture

What the fuck is up with Shitters gut. That thing is enormous. Holy fucking hell!

Clarisse's picture

Sure James McAvoy is hot, but what sort of depraved monster doesn't follow "James McAvoy's six pack is real" with pics of said six pack???

What is this...PEOPLE!?!?!?

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