It Wasn't Jacko
On Sunday's episode of "The Two Coreys," both Coreys admitted to being child touched when they were 14 or 15. Corey Feldman told July's GQ (via Page Six) that it wasn't the gloved one. He said, "People can say whatever they want, but it wasn't Michael. He and I have our own issues, but that wasn't one of them. The guy that did this to me was my assistant. I was still a virgin at the time. I hadn't even had sex with a girl. So for me it was just kind of bewildering."
No wonder Jacko is going broke! He has to use his "Thriller" cash to pay off these two meth faces.
Corey went on to say, "It's something that will be addressed in my inner soul for the rest of my life, and it's something that truly affects me . . . It's just like, it happened, it's over, and move on. Let's move on to the next subject."
Yeah, let's move on. All this talk of child touching and Corey rape is making me uncomfortable. So, here's a video of Hope the puppy who was born without front legs. It will warm your heart or....make you feel uncomfortable again. Oh well, I tried!
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 24, 2008 - 9:23am.
Submitted by M.E. on June 24, 2008 - 10:17am.
Gotdayum Haim looks beat.
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Agreed. But you should have seen him about 5 years and 150 pounds ago. He ate his way out of drug abuse and into a size 52.
At least drugs keep you skinny!! I keed, I keed.
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:::shocked face:::
You know what I do think I remember watching either an E THS or another story about him, his drug abuse, etc and I remember him being heavy.
Wonder how he slimmed up this time?
Feldman already said it wasn't Wacko, Haim said it was a friend of Feldman who is separate from the one who raped Feldman. All of this = Wacko raped Haim. The sick fuck.
Submitted by M.E. on June 24, 2008 - 10:17am.
Gotdayum Haim looks beat.
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Agreed. But you should have seen him about 5 years and 150 pounds ago. He ate his way out of drug abuse and into a size 52.
At least drugs keep you skinny!! I keed, I keed.
Submitted by loozer on June 24, 2008 - 10:17am.
It was the 80's. Who didn't touch a Corey or two?
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Holy crap thats funny...you rule loozer!
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"It was the 80's. Who didn't touch a Corey or two?"
Comment of the fuckin day!
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Run! It's the clergy!
BLECH!!!
is all i can say about these two.
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License to Drive. I LOVE that movie.
The mom was the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy ass craving pregnant lady.
Funny, funny shit.
Gotdayum Haim looks beat.
It was the 80's. Who didn't touch a Corey or two?
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And in the end the love you take
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I will agree, Jacko is culprit.
Hope is so much more interesting than those two whiny twats.
Submitted by PSB on June 24, 2008 - 12:58pm.
But what about Haim? So Feldman's assistant then was the best friend that raped Haim?
In the clip Feldman said it was a completely different guy. Assistant raped Feldman, Jacko raped Haim
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
I KNEW Jacko didnt rape Feldma...he raped HAIM!
Haim said the guy was Feldmans best friend and Feldman looked up to him...who did Feldman imitate. CHeck it out:
http://jazzblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mj2020corey20feldman201...
Annnnnd look how imitates
http://www.djknockout.iwarp.com/Cory3.jpg
http://www.djknockout.iwarp.com/corey96s.jpg
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
I feel for these two, because they really are completely messed up. It's so strange how very few former child stars end up normal. It doesn't seem like they should be affected so badly, but it is what it is.
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Uhm, yeah. Sure. LIARS!
And that doggie, well, it made me sad, uncomfortable and then angry. She doesn't need prothstetic legs, she is hpooing around just fine.
Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 24, 2008 - 12:59pm.
This is the saddest attempt at a career comeback I have ever seen. So sad. I don't like them but my heat goes out to them.
Your heat goes out to them? Ai mami, caliente!!!!!
OMG! I love Hope! She is the cutest little thing! I have a dog who lost a front leg due to an evil hillbilly going out of his way to hit him on the side of the road. Norway( my beautiful dog) has not missed a beat missing a front leg. I wish I could have amputated the leg of the little hillbilly SOB who hit him, but I turned his ass into the cops instead. Not that they did much.
The Coreys are probably talking about eachother. It's not called "molestation", it's "experimentation". Gaw, get it right.
And I would take that cute lil' doggie home in a heartbeat!
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Aw! Puppy!
(that's all i got.)
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Run! It's the clergy!
This is the saddest attempt at a career comeback I have ever seen. So sad. I don't like them but my heat goes out to them.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
O my. This is a complicated post, isn't it? Are you feeling ok, MK? Is it the poisoning? You did mention that your douchebag quota was quite full - maybe you sprained something.
That dog is SO adorable. And sad. But strong! And sad. But sweet! And sad.
The Corey's are just sad.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
OK, after watching that video, I need to go hug something. As for these two arsewipes, whatevah.
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What do you expect Feldman to say? But Feldman says HE wasn't abused by Michael Jackson. But what about Haim? So Feldman's assistant then was the best friend that raped Haim?
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Rape is no laughing matter, but I'm having a hard time trying not to ROTFLMAO at this one. "It wasn't the GLOVED ONE"?! Come on, MK!!
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So it's only C.Feldman saying it wasn't wacko. Doesn't clear him from being the person that molested C.Haim.
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It will warm your heart or....make you feel uncomfortable again. Oh well, I tried!
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