Kathy Griffin Is Nuts
Kathy Griffin dated billionaire bear Steve Wozniak for a quick minute, but she claims she never did fuckey fuckey times with him. Insane.
She told UsWeekly, "We were dating, but were just friendly. I never fucked him or anything! The truth is. we really were friends the whole time. When we went to the Emmys together, I put on this really huge engagement ring and didn’t tell him. There are these great photos of me posing with this great big fake diamond ring. He didn’t notice! I was like, 'Oh, by the way at the Emmys, I had on a fake engagement ring!' And he was like, 'Oh, that’s very funny.'"
After they broke up in April, Steve quickly became engaged to another snatch. Kathy said she has met Steve's new piece and "and she’s a thousand times more appropriate!"
Kathy needs a lobotomy and therapy. How the hell are you going to date a billionaire and not get sexy with him? I mean, the dude is made of money! If you suck on his teddy bear dick long enough, money probably comes out. It's like sucking off an ATM!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on June 24, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Why are super rich guys always old, hairy and homely? why?
I guess because all they have to do is sit around and let their money make money and time just kinda slips away. Reminds me of that saying, "Don't be mean to the high school geeks. One day, one of them just might be your boss." So, if they're not out chasing pussy and actually use their time and smarts to make a little money and breeze through courses most of us hate, they ain't purty so they don't date, they suffer from hirsutism so they don't date and they aren't missing any meals, they have nothing else to do but a) play video games all day or b) make scads of money. That's my theory. :cp
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 24, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Mrs. K, so is Jimmy Buffett!!!!!!
His sister Lulu will drink your ass under the table! And bail you out of jail too!
Shes a giver!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
you cant be havin fuckin times with a chewbacca looking fucker!
Letting that thing climb up on you and drool on your face all huffin and puffin.
TAINT RIGHT!
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Mrs. K, so is Jimmy Buffett!!!!!!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on June 24, 2008 - 9:14am.
Why are super rich guys always old, hairy and homely? why?
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Are you kidding?!?!!? Warren Buffet is HWAT!!!
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That dude has a face only a mother toad could love. But Kathy didn't have to love him, only f*ck him, get knocked up and BINGO...she's in the money!
Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 24, 2008 - 9:12am.
I would have fucked him. Um, If I was dating him. I understand they were just friends according to Kathy so why would she sleep with him. I thought they were dating. They just wouldn't have meshed well anyway.
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Right and you know this because you are very close friends with both of them.
STFU, idiot.
Why are super rich guys always old, hairy and homely? why?
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Hahaha, yes DiamondDawg, I'm kidding. But you are soooo sweet to be concerned about me. Come here and I'll pinch your sweet buns.
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I would have fucked him. Um, If I was dating him. I understand they were just friends according to Kathy so why would she sleep with him. I thought they were dating. They just wouldn't have meshed well anyway.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
Submitted by madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 12:05pm.
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You are so fucking witty,wish I had some of that!
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Submitted by DeeDee on June 24, 2008 - 9:09am.
Madam s.
I wish I had corneal fatique. All I have is cataracts and floaters from excess coin counting and weed smoking.
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No you don't!!! Say it isn't so!
Cataracts can be fixed. They do like a hundred a day, every day, assembly line fasion.
If you have floaters - you may have retinal detachment. You need to get to the Dr./ER within like 4 hours or something.
Say you were kidding, please?
she's a liar. the Kathy Griffeasant did though!
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Madam s.
I wish I had corneal fatique. All I have is cataracts and floaters from excess coin counting and weed smoking.
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Submitted by madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 9:05am.
That's Corneal Fatigue caused by excessive money counting.
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She is all that, isn't she?
The Woz looks like he's WAY OVERDUE for a heart attack. Just sayin. He doesn't look comfortable in that suit.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 24, 2008 - 8:45am.
Word on the street is that she has got some severe personal issues that are barely veiled by her jokes and crazy personality.
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It's all because she was robbed of her Oscar for her supporting role in "It's Pat". She never recovered.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
I agree with all of you... why the hell did she say that? Is nothing sacred anymore?
And besides, by saying she DIDN'T fuck him, she got me to imagine her doing PRECISELY that.
Thanks, Kathy. I'll need some therapy now.
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Submitted by madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 9:05am.
That's Corneal Fatigue caused by excessive money counting.
hahahaha. Dang, you know EVERYTHING.
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Submitted by joanne on June 24, 2008 - 11:47am.
He looks like a chubby Steven King.
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No, the only thing they have in common is the hair and beard. Stephen King, while no hawt stud, does at least look better than this tub o' lard.
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DeeDee,
That's Corneal Fatigue caused by excessive money counting.
I guess I'm the only one who likes her raunch. Is that dress black or sapphire blue? I think its hilar that she wore a big fat Posh pear ring. I want one. (i'm married and i sometimes leave my wedding rings at home. when my husband notices it pisses him off, especially when he's wearing his.)
Why so much business about the ring??? WHY!!!
Steve has eyeball wonk.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
And that said... Wozniak seems like a pretty private ad nice guy so whatever he chooses to do with his personal life, he deserves better than Kathy who obviously doesn't respect his privacy.
Submitted by madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 8:57am.
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Who knew? But with a face for radio, who cares? Thanks for the scoop, Madam.
Haaahaaahaa, a big fake engagement ring!! That's almost as funny as when I faked a pregnancy...haaahaaaa, good times!
Enough...I can only take *this much* of Kathy Griffin, even if it's just reading/posting about her.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
I used to like her, but she has overstayed her welcome. Her shit is old already, and what started out as sarcastic, funny, fake attention-mongering, has turned her into an absolute ego- maniac. She really believes she's a huge star. I can't even watch her show this season. She's not funny and she's incredibly conceited.
She used him for the show, plain and simple. She will use anyone to get more attention. This whore has no true friends.
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I heard he likes to Yahoo the Google.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 24, 2008 - 11:56am.
He never Googled her Yahoo?
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No, but I heard he spammed her inbox.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 24, 2008 - 8:56am.
He never Googled her Yahoo?
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What?!? LOL
SO trashy to speak about private relationships like that. I always try to like Kathy, and then she does stuff like this and I just can't.
That said, my techy/nerdy guy friends who have negligible if any awareness of Gaydar INSIST Wozniak is gay. They are in fact bemused, because they feel like it's been clearly established that this is the case. (I don't really know anything about him except that he's loaded... and sort of wacky).
He never Googled her Yahoo?
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 24, 2008 - 8:45am.
Word on the street is that she has got some severe personal issues that are barely veiled by her jokes and crazy personality.
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Spill it b*tch!!!! (I mean that in the huggiest way possible, hon!)
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out?
where did you find that? did you make it up? its f'g hilar.
be careful dissing kathy, michael k! the gays protect her like the fucking mafia and you dont want to lose your most loyal readers
Naw. Kathy has enough money of her own not to have to hore herself out for gazillions of dollars.
Does she still have that eye/cornea problem where she's losing vision in one eye? I think it was because of a lasik surgery. Anyone know?
I agree....there was no reason to talk about this at all. She just felt the need to spew something...
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He looks like he has that disease from that movie The Stand.. *shudders* *hands over Kleenex* Wipe your nose, Lloyd!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
I would have been making withdrawls from his ATM peen every day. Sorry folks, that kind of money doesn't come along very often in a lifetime.
i love kathy and i think shes a funny bitch but when you watch her show (d-list) you do get the idea shes got some issues man. but shit who doesnt
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Why talk about it? Really? Shouldn't shit be kept private?
I wonder why she feels the need to say that she didn't do the deed with him? So what? I mean, why talk about it at all?
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Duh... she did it for free publicity. That's not crazy, that savvy.
During my unemployed time I watched marathons of her show, and I like her.
I knew she wasn't fucking him....
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
He looks like a chubby Steven King.
She's a nutjob...thats for sure!!
Her ex-husband kinda looks like Annes ex-crook...only with greatly thinning hair....BLECH!
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She has problems.
Word on the street is that she has got some severe personal issues that are barely veiled by her jokes and crazy personality.
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out?
I would rather do him than Kathy...i bet she probably wont shut the fuck up during sexy times...
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