Annie's Ex-Beard Arrested Again
Anne Hathaway's Zach Braff look-alike ex-beard, Raffaello Follieri, was arrested for wire fraud and money laundering. Raffaello's skeezy ass is accused of telling an investor he had been named CFO of the Vatican. The AP reports that because of his Vatican connection, he was able to buy properties at a discount owned by the Catholic Church in the US.
Zach, I mean Raffaello, is due in court this morning.
Annie Hathaway is totally laughing into a warm, pile of snatch! And I'll fucking bet my prized dildo collection that his real name is something plain like Ralph Foley.
Ralph Foley has also earned a prime spot next to me on the short bus to hell for that little ungodly stunt. Dark-sided! Don't laugh! You have a spot in the back of the bus next to Don Imus and that ole' bitch is going to blow pepaw farts the entire way.
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ISprainedMyUvula on June 24, 2008 - 11:03am.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 24, 2008 - 10:01am.
And I'm CFO of Uranus.
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In that case, can I have some money for anal bleaching? Thanks.
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Why, of course, ISMU! I'll even throw in a little extra for a chocolate starfish tattoo. Ask Sheeps.
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okie, WTF?
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
Can I be CFO of cheetos please?
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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!
"Raffaello's skeezy ass is accused of telling an investor he had been named CFO of the Vatican."
And somewhere in a pool hall in Sicily, the negotiating is done and the hit is on the top of priorities.
He'll never make it to court.
I am CFO of $cientology, I'll take your money and your dreams and hopes and ability to make decisions.
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"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
You know what? Fuck all these dating site ads. I read an article in my subscription to Radar mag. And it had a serial rapist in there from Match.Com who was a lying liar. Put expired drugs in his dates drinks, then raped them, like anally! Made them feel bad about it, cuddled them, and talked them into going out w/ them again!! No shit!! took cops like 11-15 rape victims to get proof.. Finally he raped a lesbian who wasn't able to get talked into another date. Fucking MEN!!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Wow. Just when you think you heard it all, they name a scam artist the CEO of the Vatican. But then again isnt the whole Catholic Religion one big scam? So in a way I guess this is fitting.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on June 24, 2008 - 11:05am.
I still don't get why people think she's a lesbian.
She keeps eating all that snatch, thats why ;)
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
I am the CFO of the Alamo...
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Hmmm... I'm off to go shop and try to get the "Vatican discount".
I still don't get why people think she's a lesbian.
CFO of The Vatican??? LMAO! Wow, it takes balls to try and uphold a lie like that.
I am CFO of the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem.
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
Anne's extremely pretty, but she looks excessively toothy in this pic.
Ralph Foley! ROTFLMAO
He probably figured he could do whatever he wanted and get away with it as Anne's beard because she would keep her lips sealed and glued to some girls snatch....
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Submitted by islandgirl on June 24, 2008 - 10:01am.
And I'm CFO of Uranus.
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In that case, can I have some money for anal bleaching? Thanks.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
There is a cock sucker born every minute.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
I have appointed myself CFO of the biggest pyramid in Egypt.
And I just bought six properties on Skull Island.
He does look like stupid Zach Braff. I wouldn't take that as a compliment if I were him, though.
I usually can't stand Anne H., but she was o.k. in Get Smart. The movie was kind of dumb, but she wasn't annoying enough to make me want to jump off of a cliff.
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
And I'm CFO of Uranus.
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I don't get her appeal... I find her odd looking and a mediocre actress.
Nevertheless, good for her for ditching him.
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"Aren't we just a little ray of fucking sunshine!"
Rafaello's lawyers intend to present the classic dumbass defense: only a retard would believe the Vatican has a CFO.
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
He does resemble Zach Braff.
She was smart to finally dump this loser. Though I don;t know why she stuck with him for so long in the first place....he reeks of Douche.
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
CFO of the VATICAN?!?!?!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
and he thought that would fly??? thats so fucking funny...
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Am I the only one that thought that was Zach Braff?
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