Annie's Ex-Beard Arrested Again
Anne Hathaway's Zach Braff look-alike ex-beard, Raffaello Follieri, was arrested for wire fraud and money laundering. Raffaello's skeezy ass is accused of telling an investor he had been named CFO of the Vatican. The AP reports that because of his Vatican connection, he was able to buy properties at a discount owned by the Catholic Church in the US.
Zach, I mean Raffaello, is due in court this morning.
Annie Hathaway is totally laughing into a warm, pile of snatch! And I'll fucking bet my prized dildo collection that his real name is something plain like Ralph Foley.
Ralph Foley has also earned a prime spot next to me on the short bus to hell for that little ungodly stunt. Dark-sided! Don't laugh! You have a spot in the back of the bus next to Don Imus and that ole' bitch is going to blow pepaw farts the entire way.
I hate this bitch. She knew exactly what this man was doing and I wish people would stop defending her. She is just as dirty and she'll get hers the dirty bitch.
I don't care what Anne is licking. Heather Matarazzo either.
They're both better actresses than that sapphic cunt Lindsay Lohan, who gets way more press than her freckly ass is worth!
www.myspace.com/triston
i thought she was a lesbian? my god what people in this business will do to further their careers.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
gay or closet gay, that girl can get something better than that!
it looks as if ah got out when the getting was good.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 24, 2008 - 11:19am.
I KNOW!! I was freaking PSYCHED when they played that!!!
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Submitted by magnificent_G on June 24, 2008 - 9:38am.
You can NOT imagine what happens in Vatican. It's an actual business organization, full of money and shady.
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I know all about it. I read The Da Vinci Code.
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You can NOT imagine what happens in Vatican. It's an actual business organization, full of money and shady.
I'm totally OFF-TOPIC every thread. I think MK gives me special dispensation -- The Church of the Dlisted?
ooooooo...and the RCC is so evil and wicked and debauched and sick and and and and and and and and infinity.) whatev. I'm Roman Catholic, but I recently joined a new church group on Facebook called The Church of Stephantology. I also joined a group where no one named Brian can join. I can't remember the name, but its hilarious. Online churches and cults are great. You can go whenever you want, or not.
Submitted by missy on June 24, 2008 - 8:59am.
there were a few songs I didnt recognize, but I remember them also playing Babylon Sisters, Black Friday, Peg (!!!!), Kid Charlemane (!!!!!!!!),
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. Kid Charlemagne!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d23Z-_ki_Dc
It's perfect for this thread - its from the album
"THE ROYAL SCAM"
For a second I read "Ralph Furley" and imagined Anne Hathaway dating a polyestered Don Knotts. Not a pretty sight, but he'd have been a much better boyfriend to her for sure...
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 24, 2008 - 8:39am.
Diamond Dawg ~ Naomi and Glenn Beck have been officially added to the elevator.
I'm originally from Iowa and I want his head on a stick.
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Thank you. You are INDEED the CFO of DListed!!
close your mouth!
Don't Feed The Celebs
Submitted by Sheeps on June 24, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Yeah, they're going to "resolve everything" by throwing his ass in the penitentiary.
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--LoLo on June 24, 2008
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
wow sheeps, that guy is a fucking creep!!
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Follieri is accused of operating a scheme in which he led investors to believe that his New York firm, the Follieri Group LLC, was an investment company that helped the Catholic Church to divest its unwanted U.S. real estate properties.
Instead, Follieri and others used the investors' money for expensive clothes and restaurant meals, dog-walking services and other personal expenditures, according to the complaint.
The complaint said Follieri had made false representations that included claims that the Vatican formally appointed him to manage its financial affairs and that he met with the Pope in person when he visited Rome.
When asked for comment, Follieri's lawyer, Flora Edwards, said: "It's a little premature at this time. I am hopeful we will be able to resolve everything."
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
aw euphoria!!! I wish you were there!! http://www.steelydan.com/ they seem to have tour dates all the way through next year so check em out baby!! ♥♥
ONT: Anne Hathaway is purty.
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Submitted by qurrtyboy on June 24, 2008 - 12:02pm.
or queertyboy or squirtyboy or whoever the hell you are, we are sick to death of your spam. We don't like fucking spam, so please STFU, okay?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 24, 2008 - 11:49am.
Submitted by missy on June 24, 2008 - 8:43am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 24, 2008 - 10:38am.
DiamondDawg!!!!! I was loooking for you.. steely dan last night was AMAZING!!!!! holy crap they can PLAY!!!!!! :)
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Okay, I am officially jelly and pea-green with envy.
===========OMG, ♥@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site
"W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m"
last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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DeeDee!! ♥♥ backatcha!!
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Sláinte duine a ól.
I wouldn't be surprised if Anne has been having a long-term torrid snatch affair with former costar and "dear friend" Heather Matarazzo.
"Became great friends with Anne Hathaway during the shooting of The Princess Diaries (2001). They still call each other frequently and hope to be friends for the rest of their lives." Source: IMDb
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2448923392/nm0000525
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2235341312/nm0000525
Heather is def out of the closet. In April 2005, she was the keynote speaker at the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network of Boston's 15th annual conference at Brookline High School.
Anne is def the lipstick.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 24, 2008 - 10:49am.
there were a few songs I didnt recognize, but I remember them also playing Babylon Sisters, Black Friday, Peg (!!!!), Kid Charlemane (!!!!!!!!), Hey Nineteen...
I LOVED it... I go to a lot of shows, and it was seriously one of the best Ive seen.. I sort of forgot how awesome they are live... never seen em but I remember watching a dvd of that tour they did in 2000 when they came out with their first "new" ablum and thinking, holy crap Ive got to see these guys!!
I just looked at their website and they have tour dates through to the next year, so hopefully you'll catch a show!!♥♥
sorry to be so off topic all!!
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Submitted by islandgirl on June 24, 2008 - 10:01am.
And I'm CFO of Uranus.
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Bwahahaha! Good morning IG ♥
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~George Carlin. RIP George.
DebFrmHell ~ hey cutie, be sure to come back from dumping them off at Hell.
Oh, and shove Oprah and Imus to the back & add:
Revolta & Kelly Preston
Submitted by missy on June 24, 2008 - 8:43am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 24, 2008 - 10:38am.
DiamondDawg!!!!! I was loooking for you.. steely dan last night was AMAZING!!!!! holy crap they can PLAY!!!!!! :)
ONT: send em all to hell.
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Oh Missy!!! I SO JEALOUS!!!! Please tell me how the show was?? What songs did they play? The last time I saw them (ages ago) they had some stuff from a new album I wasn't familiar with. I do remember they did "Babylon Sisters"
And HELL YEAH they can play!! Don't they have like an ORCHESTRA with them?
Submitted by devilgirl on June 24, 2008 - 8:11am.
lmao-Ralph Foley. What a flippin' scumbag. That sure isn't an attractive photo of Hathaway! She looks like some laudenum addict from the 192
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Got link? I was trying to find some of pix of those ladies.
and yes, no, ugh. horrifying picture of annie. she looks a little zaftig in that photo.
Why why why does she keep pretending she's straight? No one cares anymore! Its like Anderson Cooper. He's so hot, it doesn't matter. Ugh. So annoying.
This the kind of day I'm having:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ndsound
(click on any phrase and turn up your speakers)
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THE LIST.. It is purely the creation of Stockbroker, Kid Genius.
I just added my name to it to insure that I get to drive. I have control issues...LOL
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 24, 2008 - 10:38am.
DiamondDawg!!!!! I was loooking for you.. steely dan last night was AMAZING!!!!! holy crap they can PLAY!!!!!! :)
ONT: send em all to hell.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on June 24, 2008 - 8:26am.
Can I be the CFO of Marijuana??? That would be AWESOME!!!!!!
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I nominate myself Treasurer!
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Ok...you hold the money....I'll "hold" the marijuana!!! ;P
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Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"
Jimmy Fallon
Diamond Dawg ~ Naomi and Glenn Beck have been officially added to the elevator.
I'm originally from Iowa and I want his head on a stick.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 24, 2008 - 8:11am.
Express Elevator to Hell:
Don Imus
Al Sharpton
JLo & Skeletor
Parasite
Shitney
Micheal McVay
Madonna
Oprah
Tyra
Tommy Girl & Xenu
DebFrmHell (driver)
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Love your list. I think Naomi Campbell belongs there.
Also, can we please add Glenn Beck? For saying that Iowans are REAL Americans because they didn't stand on the rooftops of their homes begging for help when the floods came. I think I h8te him more than ALL the people on the list put together
Ralph should get leniency for this. I'm all for whatever and whoever rips off organized misogynists and homophopes.
Submitted by NovaNightly on June 24, 2008 - 8:26am.
Can I be the CFO of Marijuana??? That would be AWESOME!!!!!!
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I nominate myself Treasurer!
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 24, 2008 - 8:05am.
I am CFO of the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem.
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RFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bitch looks beat. I don't understand her appeal. The gays love her but they love andy interesting looking women.
I'm the CFO of Bitch Inc.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
What a complete a$$hat.
Don't fuk with the Vatican.
Note to Anne: Less Lipstick....more eyeliner!! You're gonna give some chick red-wings with that kisser!! mwahahahaha
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Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"
Jimmy Fallon
Can I be the CFO of Marijuana??? That would be AWESOME!!!!!!
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Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"
Jimmy Fallon
I'm looking for a link now from that Radar magazine.. I think people should read it. Just crazy..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
I'm the CEO of my cat's litter box.
Where's my frikkin' discount from Petsmart??
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 24, 2008 - 11:11am.
Express Elevator to Hell:
DebFrmHell (driver)
LOL! Shotgun!
@ Stock Broker:
Parasite Hilton
Brandon Davis
White Oprah
Vaticans gonna get him, that's like HIS mafia.
x\^_-/x
Submitted by oklahoma on June 24, 2008 - 11:07am.
well thats not cool.
post link please. What city?
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"Totally laughing into warm pile of snatch"
Genio!!!! I...I can't believe someone wrote that. I mean let alone thought it up. I really like that. What a gem.
Anyway. I am not sure Anne is gay...my wet dream come true if she is. So glad Anne dumped this douchebag.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
Express Elevator to Hell:
Don Imus
Al Sharpton
JLo & Skeletor
Parasite
Shitney
Micheal McVay
Madonna
Oprah
Tyra
Tommy Girl & Xenu
DebFrmHell (driver)
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
lmao-Ralph Foley. What a flippin' scumbag. That sure isn't an attractive photo of Hathaway! She looks like some laudenum addict from the 1920's.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 24, 2008 - 8:07am.
Hey! I'm just a purveyor of interesting sites. It doesn't necessarily mean I endorse them.
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on June 24, 2008 - 10:07am.
Wow. Just when you think you heard it all, they name a scam artist the CEO of the Vatican. But then again isnt the whole Catholic Religion one big scam? So in a way I guess this is fitting
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Please for the love of dog tell me you are kidding and not that stoopid.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Express Elevator to Hell:
Don Imus
Al Sharpton
JLo & Skeletor
Parasite
Shitney
Micheal McVay
Madonna
Oprah
Tyra
Tommy Girl & Xenu
...and I'm the CFO of DListed.