Morning Wood

Re: everyone

Eh, whatever. It was a joke, but yeah that kid is good-looking. Normally when a Hollywood kid has hot parents, they turn out like Rumer Willis.

uh... what?

Don't Feed The Celebs

Great, so Janet can have another baby that she won't bother to acknowledge.

As if we haven't forgotten about the baby that she had with Debarge.

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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie

Submitted by Callan on June 24, 2008 - 10:58am.

If your over 18, your one sick puppy.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWw....they kissed???

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Indio is just as handsome as his Daddy!
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DMX = Douche Master eXtreme
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Dax is the CFO of Uranus.
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Why doesn't Charlieze have someone else around to make her breakfast? Whats the big fucking deal?
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Janet + JD = one ugly ass baby. Somebody stop them!

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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!

Callan, unless you're 14, that's pretty gross. Do you live next door to Billy Bob Thornton, by any chance?

Submitted by Callan on June 24, 2008 - 7:58am.

Indio Downey is pretty hot. Even though he's only 14, I'd probably still hit that. His dad is still hotter though.
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that was gross. talking about wanting to have sex with a 14 year old? Unacceptable.

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Indio Downey is pretty hot. Even though he's only 14, I'd probably still hit that. His dad is still hotter though.

I saw that, it was funny, that was a running joke all throught Will's segment. He faked homosexual mannerisms a little, but when he supposedly went back to his usual self, he still had some of the mannerisms, LMAO! It was funny, though, gotta give them credit for that.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Charlize needs to dump that loser and find me.

DMX is a thug.

Will Smith + Dave Letterman = Bianca Breath Spray alert

ooooooh I did NOT need the visual of Tom's ass to Will's lips.
YUCK

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA

Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.

"Now David Letterman knows what Tommy Girl's ass tastes like"
- And Jada's dick cheese, it's better than cheddar, it's like Velveeta.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Deb, hahahahhahahaha

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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina

Clarisse, Restoration was a great movie.

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Sláinte duine a ól.

Sorry I am with Stewie T. on this one.

If someone said "Deb, Breakfast" I would hand them the cars keys, a $10 bill, and say "I will have an Sausage/Egg/Chz McMuffin" then walk away...laughing.

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NYAPPLES. yes I do mean that picture...and although yes, I'm sure anyone looks fat nest to those two women, I can see in Janet's face she has gained a significant amount of weight again.

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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina

RDJ: Genius!

Anyone else catch Restoration? It's right up there (imo)Less Than Zero.

Stuart Townshend : Hot ass-hat.

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Run! It's the clergy!

Ugh, I used to like Will Smith. I love him as an actor and have liked him since his "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" days (I was a 90s kid and yes, I know the whole song in the beginning of the show by heart, lol). But now, with this Scientology crap....I dunno......
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parissucksliterally,
do u mean the picture where janet is with donatella versace and her daughter Allegra?

if so, I thought the same thing, but if you put your hand up and block the other two she doesnt look so big. Its just that if you put an average person next to ano's they tend to look big. janet however is a total yo yo dieter so her weight gain is inevitable

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Submitted by Triscuit on June 24, 2008 - 10:24pm.
I love Robert Downey Jr.
The best (and most real)in "Less Than Zero"

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Ooooh hell yeah!

I love me some Bret Easton Ellis. And RDJ is adorable!

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"Aren't we just a little ray of fucking sunshine!"

Now Letterman knows what Tom Cruise's ass tastes like!!!!!!

God MK - thanks I needed that this morning.

That holy moly sotry is straight jack ass.
If you have a blog and you just need to fill some space, be honest about it.

Just tyoe a funny story about how you need to fill some space.

I would not make her ass breakfast either btw.
Not for an Oscar. Cure some cancer and ill fry your bacon and serve it up on my titties.

Im not pouring creamer cause she got fat and played a psycho with no make up on.
I see regualr fat psychos with no make up on when i ride the six train.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!

I love that the Holy Moly guy called Stuart Townsend a "shite-hawk". *cackles*

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Janet is getting fat again. I saw a pic of her yesterday.

I think Kristen Bell is a Butterface, so it makes sense to me for her to date one.

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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina

I love Robert Downey Jr.
The best (and most real)in "Less Than Zero"

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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."George Carlin,R.I.P.

LOL at the main pic.

And Charlize, why the fuck is she with that asshat? Is his dick sweet or something?

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"Aren't we just a little ray of fucking sunshine!"

Gross, I hope Janet and Dupri don't have kids.. They'll be short & half white!.. And most likely molested before the age of 5.
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So that's what your after... A Farter?

What's up with Will Smith running around with his Independance lips, macking down on everyone? Is he trying to kiss off the taint of Tommy's wee-wee juice?

For some reason, Will and David swapping spit doesn't surprise me...at all...

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