Do You Blame Her?
Larry King's wifey #6 (or 7?) has checked herself into rehab for an addiction to painkillers reports Page Six. 48-year-old Shawn Southwick King has been married to 7,689-year-old Larry King for 10 years. They have two brats together.
A friend of Larry's said, "Shawn is in rehab for medication issues related to her chronic migraine problem." He forgot to mention that Shawn's vagina is also in rehab for severe emotional trauma due to years of having to kiss and hug Larry's shriveled up snail.
If you were married to the dead, you would be on heroin, PCP, meth, ludes, coke, painkillers, Nyquil, booze, freon, peyote, jankem and more! Your kitchen would look like a Miami Vice episode.
You know that when Shawn checked into rehab, the rehab bitch asked her, "So what brings you here?" She responded, "I'm married to Larry King." Rehab bitch shouted, "Give her the works!"
Look at that skin and bone arm, yeesh! I hope they feed her there.
No alcohol though ! She's from a big old Mormon family and is one of Marie Osmond's best friends.
I think her dad is Marie's manager or some such crap.
Poor thing. She probably didn't think he would live this long. The old guy just keeps living, and she's waiting for him to die already. It's hard being married to the Crypt Keeper. "On the phone, Baton Rouge, Louisiana!"
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Oh, damn, M.K. - George died yesterday, I'm working 16 hrs today and you still made me laugh until I went for more coffee.
Don't you just know his breaf stinks!
"7,689-year-old Larry King"
You forgot to add the year zero between BC and AD MK, he's actually 7,690.
BTW, anyone who can claim to have fucked Cleopatra AND Helen of Troy is a stud in my book.
the DUDE! abides...
She should have been given an instant perscription when she signed that pre-nup.
nice. with a mug like that who wouldnt
Don't Feed The Celebs
Oy. I'd hate to see the backs of HER thighs!
Do we really want to be offering her rehab? How about a shotgun...we'll let her decide who to aim it at.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Fuck! Why the hell do rich skanks get such horrible pointy rhinoplasty? See; this broad, the Hiltons, Ashley Tisdale...
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So I guess you want me to paint your chair?
She's def got a necrophilia addiction. Is there a Necrophiliac's Anonymous?
She's grossly skinny. Hopefully she also went to rehab for an eating disorder.
Look at the neck on this plastic surgery hag. That's one place they can't fix, and always a dead give away. Bitch needs to eat something too.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
They kind of look alike.
She looks 58 at least. Look at those sickly arms and dried out skin. Eating disorder, no exercise. Bleh
Submitted by Clarisse on June 24, 2008 - 10:54am.
Ohhhhhhh really?
*slaps my own ass with a chinese crusted hairless squirrel dog*
Ummmm welll...
*rubbing my ass against Pheobe Prices nut sack on the beach*
YES! It feels similar!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
LoLo,
I read on here yesterday that saggy ball sacks feel like Hairless Chinese Crested's. Wait...
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Run! It's the clergy!
I need drugs just to stomach looking at these two....dramamine stat !
Just Like A White Winged Dove
Looks like the Crypt Keeper had a sex change.
she doesnt look that great for 48, to be honest. You see all these celebs in their 50's now that look fantastic. she'll look like joan van arc in 5 years, if she continues this route.
Submitted by Cindyloo on June 24, 2008 - 10:36am.
So....did she marry him for a meal ticket?
I would hate to think she married him cause she just loved those sagy balls slapping up against her ass all the time.
Unless thats something you gys are in to...
Im not judging. Some people are into old wrinkled balls slapping up against thier lower thigh in sexy moments.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Is it just me, or is Larry quickly morphing into the real-life version of Mr. Burns?
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
She needs a cheeseburger I.V. STAT!
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When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.
~Erasmus
So....did she marry him for a meal ticket? Have a couple kids with the guy and voila, you're set for life if the marriage does fail.
I did a search on her and sure enough, she is 48. She looks like a lollipop, or bobblehead. I also came across that GQ magazine, voted Larry King as one of 25 most whipped husbands.
"48-year-old Shawn Southwick King"
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH....tell me another one.
===============She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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She's probably been doped up out her mind since the first day she met Larry.
Sheeps, I love your stories of who you knew/worked with in the 80's....
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
I saw her sing the national anthem at a Redskins game back in 01. She was TERRIBLE. I stood about five away from Larry King when he walked off the field through the tunnel. He looked like a walking corpse. There is no way they do sexy time--he would break in three.
They forgot to mention she is anorexic too! Michael K. wouldn't you be loaded up on pain killers if you had to sleep with that old geezer? I know I would.
@kizzy: Backatcha.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
She looks so horribly thin and as usual, too many surgical procedures. She looks older than 48.
Don't those look like Skeletina's arms in about 10 years? Larry King looks soooooo bloody senile. Senile is the word ofthe day!
@dramaqueen365247
joo haz emaylz!
oops, sorry
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Triscuit on June 24, 2008 - 9:03am.
awwww thanks T♥!!! (Morrison Hotel is my fave Doors album btw.. NICE!!!!)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
@dramaqueen-Got, doll, and yes ma'am! LOL
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
that bitch is not forty eight. no fucking way.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 24, 2008 - 8:56am.
M.K. you forgot to add:
Mescali!!!!
Dayum I forgot about that one too. But for different reasons. Time and brain cells...lol.
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Submitted by missy on June 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
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I ♥ U,missy.
You always make me LOL♥
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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."George Carlin,R.I.P.
That woman is NOT 48! Jeezus she looks 58 or older.
-Cheek Implants
-porcelain veneers
-Eye lift
-botox
-forehead lift
-nose job
And she STILL looks like shit.
god damn, who can blame her? I'd stay on drugs til I buried him.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Meanwhile Larry is sitting in his bathtub at home waiting for his sponge bath and daily dose of Ensure.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Submitted by oklahoma on June 24, 2008 - 9:45am.
ITA-Rehab is for quitters, and I'm no quitter! LMAO
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
She may be 48, but she has the arm-flab of someone 60+.
Jesus, she's starting to look like Larry! That's enough to keep me on painkillers.
Yes, I do blame her, she needs to postpone the rehab until after Larry King kicks it. For fuck's sake, woman!Stay as doped up as much as is functionally possible.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
If i had to wake up to that cadaver, i'd be higher than Amy Winehouse. Bet!
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
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48????
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those arms are 65
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M.K. you forgot to add:
Mescali
LSD
Sniffing Glue
Whipped Cream Canisters
Spray Paint
Xtasy
No true celeb junkie would be caught without them.